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Funny story: Satirical Website In Terminal Decline

Satirical Website In Terminal Decline

Web analytics site www.skoobexa.con today announced in its half year summary that satire website www.thespoof.com appears to be in terminal decline. Principally because it just isn't funny any more. The site has been losing readers in their thous...

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Funny story: Local Man Surrenders His Hat For Photo Op In Nightmare London Pub Scenario

Local Man Surrenders His Hat For Photo Op In Nightmare London Pub Scenario

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, 27, an aspiring, and dashingly handsome (Providing one squints really hard and lets the imagination run riot.) Olympic Greco-Roman wrestler, was reported to be making a quiet recovery today after a traumatic incident in...

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Funny story: Andrew Flintoff's £4 Nativity Play Beef - You Don't Know You're Born, Says Dorking Mum

Andrew Flintoff's £4 Nativity Play Beef - You Don't Know You're Born, Says Dorking Mum

Andrew Flintoff's Tweeted beef at paying £4 to see his daughter's school nativity play has been mocked by a Dorking mum. The test cricket hero went to watch seven-year-old daughter Holly perform at her Surrey primary school, but Tweeted: "... hope...

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Funny story: Occupy Dorking Protestors Target "Review Fat Cats"

Occupy Dorking Protestors Target "Review Fat Cats"

The quiet Surrey market town of Dorking is the latest focus of 'occupy' activists. Occupy Dorking protestors have set up camp in the picturesque open-air shopping area, St Martin's Walk. Their protest is the latest action in a series of protests w...

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Funny story: Heartbroken Ashton Kutcher Spotted In McDonald's In Dorking Being Consoled By Carol Vorderman

Heartbroken Ashton Kutcher Spotted In McDonald's In Dorking Being Consoled By Carol Vorderman

Although breakdowns in relationships ought never to be taken lightly, there is some degree of jollity to be weaned from the experience of US TV star, Ashton Kutcher, who, according to sources 'will never learn.' Having wooed and won the target of...

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Funny story: Theresa May, Al Pacino, Kristen Stewart And Martin Shuttlecock Are Coming To Dorking!

Theresa May, Al Pacino, Kristen Stewart And Martin Shuttlecock Are Coming To Dorking!

As unholy an alliance as it seems, the above named will actually be appearing in Dorking for six weeks over the Christmas holiday period, in the Dorking Review Theatre's yuletide festive panto production treat, Cinderella. Directed by am-dram impr...

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Funny story: Michael Barrymore Will NOT Be Opening The New Dorking Lido

Michael Barrymore Will NOT Be Opening The New Dorking Lido

Dorking's head of swimming, water polo, dive bombing, and water sports, Councillor Chuck Wood, today announced that former comedian, game show host, and reality TV enigma, Michael Barrymore, will not, after all, be invited to cut the ceremonial ribbo...

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Funny story: Harry Out Of One Direction Spotted Out With Demi Moore In Dorking - Ashton Kutcher Furious

Harry Out Of One Direction Spotted Out With Demi Moore In Dorking - Ashton Kutcher Furious

US star Ashton Kutcher is apparently as mad as a suitcase full of fruit bats after reports streamed out of Dorking stating that his estranged wife, Demi Moore had been seen cosying up to Harry out of One Direction, over pints of beer in JD Wetherspoo...

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Funny story: Al Pacino Founds Dorking College Of Extremely Loud Shouting

Al Pacino Founds Dorking College Of Extremely Loud Shouting

Shouty voiced American actor, Al Pacino, star of such unforgettable films as The Godfather, Serpico, Scarface, Dog Day Afternoon, Heat, Scent Of A Woman, and Bobby Deerfield (?) has founded the world's first College Of Extremely Loud Shouting - in Do...

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Funny story: Fat Dorking Girl Wins Award

Fat Dorking Girl Wins Award

Fat girl, Amelia Gannet, 29, of Dorking was reported to be 'over the moon' last night, when it was announced that she was 'Customer Of The Year' at the works canteen of local employer, SEN Packaging Ltd. "I'm over the moon!" Amelia told doorsteppi...

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Funny story: Dorking Review Brings Olympic Torch To Town

Dorking Review Brings Olympic Torch To Town

The Surrey town currently enjoying unprecedented attention thanks to a global publishing sensation is reeling again following today's announcement of next year's Olympic Torch Route. On day 63 of the torch's tour of the UK, it will visit Dorking o...

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Funny story: 3D Dorking Review Movie Release Scheduled To Coincide With London 2012 Olympics

3D Dorking Review Movie Release Scheduled To Coincide With London 2012 Olympics

The much heralded 3D movie version release of best selling pay per view book, 'The Dorking Review' - which looks highly likely to revolutionise the way we look at 'Money For Funny' entertainment, looks all set to be released to coincide with the 2012...

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Funny story: Sombreros, Foils, And Swirly Capes - UK Fashion World Takes Dorking Designer Route

Sombreros, Foils, And Swirly Capes - UK Fashion World Takes Dorking Designer Route

It's official! Dorking has overtaken London, Milan, Paris, and New York as the fashion capital of the world. The sleepy Surrey commuter belt town has wowed fashionistas the world over with its avante garde approach to fashion, "It isn't all about...

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Funny story: Dorking Review To Be Centre Of Olympic Extravaganza

Dorking Review To Be Centre Of Olympic Extravaganza

Businesses in a Surrey High Street are planning to make a worldwide best-selling book the centre of their Olympic celebrations next year. Dorking expects to welcome thousands of cycling fans from around the world when the London 2012 cycle road ra...

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Funny story: Dorking Review "Flying Off Shelves" Thanks To Negative Review Campaign

Dorking Review "Flying Off Shelves" Thanks To Negative Review Campaign

US online retailer Narnes & Boble are reporting unprecedented demand for publishing sensation The Dorking Review. The controversial book, published in September, features the lunatic ramblings of a group of writers often to be found skulking a...

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Funny story: Top Publisher Sues The Dorking Review

Top Publisher Sues The Dorking Review

Lawyers for top London publishing house, Stodgy and Wristflick have announced that they will be taking civil action against the team that put together this years surprise best seller The Dorking Review A spokesman for S&W's lawyers said today...

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Funny story: Dorking Review 'Safe' From Establishmment Threat In Publishing War

Dorking Review 'Safe' From Establishmment Threat In Publishing War

Top publishing figures threw their weight behind the bookshop phenomenon that has captured the public's imagination as a potential rival for the Christmas market was launched. The tremendously popular The Dorking Review has come under attack in th...

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