DALLAS - Jake Pavelka, the 2010 Bachelor has chosen Vienna Girardi, the woman that he wants to marry, have kids with, and spend the rest of his life with...or maybe not. An inside source says that the 31-year-old Texan commercial pilot has confide...
When Jake Pavelka asked the "bride", Vienna Giraldi, to married him he whispered something that many overheard but couldn't decipher. This morning we have gotten the whispered words from an insider, and that it was "I am gay!" No wonder Vienna...
SANTA LUCIA - Well the waiting is finally over. The Bachelor's bachelor Jake Pavelka has picked the woman of his dreams, the girl of his thoughts, the 'just wait till she takes out her she-devil claws' love of his life. It is amazing how everyone,...
HOLLYWOOD - Well it looks like the rose garden has finally been picked clean. After weeks and weeks and weeks, The Bachelor has finally come down to the final two girls; Vienna and Tenley. Yes the two females left standing or perhaps a better phra...
ST. LUCIA - This edition of The Bachelor starts off with Jake Pavelka and Gia, the New York City tampon model, strolling around the local market place, known as El Mercado Bobby. As they walk around, the camera catches Jake on several occasions st...
LOS ANGELES - The latest episode of The Bachelor is the one where the Bachelor gets to visit the families of the remaining girls, which is now down to four. WELCOME TO NEW YORK: HOME OF "EY WHATCHA LOOKIN' AT?" - The first stop for Jake on his...
SAN FRANCISCO - The Bachelor and his 'Gaggle of Gals' waltzed into the city by the bay, home of the 49ers and Giants. San Francisco, the town where Tony Bennett left his heart, Barry Bonds left his honesty, and Tiger Woods left his...ah lets see,...
PISMO BEACH, California - The Bachelor is down to five females and four are members of The We Hate Vienna The Bitch Club. Vienna, the 23-year-old penguin trainer from Sanford, Florida stated that she doesn't care what the other four girls think be...
HOLLYWOOD - The Bachelor, Jake "The Lucky Dude" Pavelka has narrowed down the field of prospective "Bed Mates" down to five, cinco, funf, cinq, and speaking of sinks, the DG's (desperate gals) are pulling out all of the stops even resorting to throwi...
LOS ANGELES - On the latest episode of The Bachelor, the girl who has become the one that all of the other girls despise is Vienna. But 23-year-old Vienna is no dummy. She agrees to go bungee-jumping with Jake (Pavelka), even though she is frighte...
After the rumor mill, which many believe began by the network itself, cranked out the story that "The Bachelor" participant, Rozlyn Papa had been sleeping with a crew member of the show, Papa was kicked off the show. Yesterday, Rozlyn came forwar...
HOLLYWOOD - One of the girls who is vying for the affections of this years Bachelor, Rosarita Velveeta Pappalardi, has been asked to gather up all of her Revlon, Cover Girl, and Maybelline stuff and get the hell out of Dodge. Pappalardi admitted t...
HOLLYWOOD - Well it only took the first show of the new Bachelor season for a scandal to rear its ugly head. One of my show insiders Dick Parsley, who, if truth be told, is a pathological liar, said that one of the contestants had become voluntari...
From Bachelor to big daddy, Andrew Firestone was handing out cigars yesterday and had a lot of white teeth showing. Andrew Firestone and wife, Ivana, welcomed their first child early Saturday morning, reports a U.S. Magazine. The former reality...
"I realize I'm probably right up there with Osama Bin Laden as the most hated man in America right now," and so The Bachelor Jason Mesnick has embarked on a national "I'm sorry for the last-minute Molly for Melissa uh....Molly switcheroo on national television" tour. First daytime TV stop: The Ellen DeGeneres Show , where he offers fans this old chestnut: "I think what I want to do first is to...
SEATTLE - Jason Mesnick, who was ABC's 2009 "Bachelor" spent an awful lot of time crying, sobbing, and weeping on the finale as well as on the two "After The Rose" follow up shows. A reporter for The Seattle Voice-Crier wrote that "Crybaby" Mesnic...
LOS ANGELES - Bernard Madoff, the financial service investment manager who embezzled $50 billion has just been replaced as The Most Hated Man in America. That dubious honor now belongs to Jason Mesnick, who was the bachelor on this season's editi...
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