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Funny story: Thailand sues Isle of Wight twins

Thailand sues Isle of Wight twins

Conjoined twins Doris (aged 86) and Betty (aged 86) Peaswhistle were left devastated yesterday when they received a note of formal litigation from the Embassy of Thailand in London. The litigation appears to refer to a book that Doris and Betty ha...

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Funny story: Derelict Soap Dispenser Found At School

Derelict Soap Dispenser Found At School

Authorities in the Thai capital of Bangkok have today said that an ancient soap dispenser has been discovered in the toilets at a school in the city, prompting fears that, at one time, soap may have been used to wash children's hands after they had v...

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Funny story: Thy Prince Doth Strip Ye Wife Of Royal Name

Thy Prince Doth Strip Ye Wife Of Royal Name

Thighland - Crown Prince Vagina Long Horn - uh, Vajiralongkorn! - has asked the government to strip his wife's family at a government nudist colony in Cow Loon. The order comes after two thousand of her close relatives were arrested for corruptio...

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Funny story: Flying Thai

Flying Thai

BANGKOK, THAILAND - Thailand's Politically Correct (PC) Air has hired a bevy of beautiful flight attendants, but they're stewardesses with a "difference": they started life as men! Peter Chann, the airline's president, says he believes in "equal e...

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Funny story: English Teacher Sits Through Entire 3-Hour Lesson Without Teaching So Much As A Single Thing!

English Teacher Sits Through Entire 3-Hour Lesson Without Teaching So Much As A Single Thing!

An Englishman masquerading as a teacher in the Pinklao district of the T**i capital of B******k, surpassed his already-low standards at the weekend, when, conducting a class full of stroppy, hormonal and poor-attitude-laden 15-year-olds, he waded thr...

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Funny story: English Teacher In Hot Water After Teaching Students How To Make A Millwall Brick

English Teacher In Hot Water After Teaching Students How To Make A Millwall Brick

An English teacher living in the Thai capital of Bangkok, is in trouble with authorities at his school this morning after he was reported to have taught his students how to make the ultimate football weapon - a Millwall Brick. Monkey Woods, 49 las...

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Funny story: Dorking cross dresser makes it into the Guinness Book of Records

Dorking cross dresser makes it into the Guinness Book of Records

Harvey Bristol, aka Cindy, has made it into the Guinness Book of Records by becoming the fastest cross dresser in the world, beating off stiff competition from regular winners of the Speed Cross Dressing contest from Thailand. This year's speed cr...

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Funny story: Miracle Toothpaste causes Doctor & Gambols shares to soar

Miracle Toothpaste causes Doctor & Gambols shares to soar

the UK's leading toothpaste manufacturer has cracked the secret to the perfect toothpaste, causing their share value to rise. "When we say miracle toothpaste, we mean it," said Doctor Gambol, the dentist responsible for the breakthrough. The ne...

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Funny story: Bangkok Floods Are The Most Ridiculous Floods In History, Claims Man

Bangkok Floods Are The Most Ridiculous Floods In History, Claims Man

The floods currently seeping through the Thai capital of Bangkok are the most ridiculous floods in the history of mankind, or dinosaurkind, claims a man on the scene. Moys Kenwood, 38, has told friends that, contrary to other floods, where raging...

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Funny story: Sex Change Not All It's Cracked Up to Be Says former UK Man Now a Lap Dancer in Pattaya!

Sex Change Not All It's Cracked Up to Be Says former UK Man Now a Lap Dancer in Pattaya!

A former UK citizen who chose to change his gender in hopes of landing a better job, now says he has second thoughts about his new profession in Thailand where he toils nightly as an exotic dancer entertaining Germans. "I've always been a gay lad, but not in a gay way, I was just happy go lucky an that, but I got bored 'back 'ome', same old stuff night after night said "Ken," Out with the la...

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Funny story: Bangkok Taxi Driver Fed Up Of Moaning Passengers

Bangkok Taxi Driver Fed Up Of Moaning Passengers

For many years, Thailand's taxi drivers have been subject to extreme criticism over their perceived rudeness, lack of courtesy and general unprofessionalism. Until now, they had been keeping a gentlemanly silence, hoping the complaints would go away,...

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Funny story: Buxom Wench Spotted In McDonalds

Buxom Wench Spotted In McDonalds

McDonalds food service crew members: short, squat, pasty-faced hunchback cripples, or else goofy-toothed beanpoles with chests flatter than the counter itself. In short, not the sort of female company you want to encounter before you sink your teeth...

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Funny story: Mosquitoes Repelled By Durutti Column Album

Mosquitoes Repelled By Durutti Column Album

Mosquitoes hiding out at a swamp next to an Englishman's Bangkok apartment have claimed that their livelihood is being threatened by the man's state of mind, and the tendency he currently has for playing 'sad music'. The man concerned, Moys Kenwoo...

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Funny story: Edward from Jedward to become a woman

Edward from Jedward to become a woman

In a conversation inside the Big Brother house on Channel 5, Edward, from Jedward, has candidly admitted to the other house-mates that he wants to have a sex change. This was news to his brother. "Jedward are going to Thailand," said Edward, after...

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Funny story: Two Found Dead In Bangkok Apartment

Two Found Dead In Bangkok Apartment

Police in the Thai capital of Bangkok say that the discovery last week of two bodies in an Englishman's apartment in the city are of 'absolutely no interest whatsoever' to them, as the corpses are those of two mosquitoes. Moys Kenwood, 49, origina...

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Funny story: "Bus Driver Was Nutter", Says Passenger

"Bus Driver Was Nutter", Says Passenger

A bus driver in the Thai capital of Bangkok was today described as "a nutter" after he drove his vehicle through the streets of the city "wildly and without aforethought", in a manner unbefitting of a responsible professional, claims an Englishman wh...

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Funny story: Hull Man Awoken By Cockroach Crawling On Face

Hull Man Awoken By Cockroach Crawling On Face

A man in the Thai capital of Bangkok received an awakening of the rudest kind this morning after a cockroach crawled across his sleeping face, causing the aforementioned man much disgust. Moys Kenwood, 48, was laid asleep dreaming at his apartment...

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