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Funny story: Department Of Homeland Security Revises Threat Warnings

Department Of Homeland Security Revises Threat Warnings

The Department of Homeland Security is revising the color coded threat warnings that they have been using for a few years to monitor terrorist warning levels. People will no longer have to worry about whether green or orange is worse than blue or red...

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Funny story: Local Man Held Hostage At Waterloo Station - Endures 5 Hour Ordeal

Local Man Held Hostage At Waterloo Station - Endures 5 Hour Ordeal

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was quietly recovering at his Hampshire home this morning after enduring a horrific 5 hour kidnap ordeal at London Waterloo railway station yesterday afternoon. "I was terrified," the pork pie hat enthusiast declared...

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Funny story: Fruitcakes not allowed on international flights this holiday season

Fruitcakes not allowed on international flights this holiday season

It has been announced that no fruitcakes will be allowed on International flights from now on. Does this mean the end to air travel as a mode of transportation currently enjoyed by Spoof Writers, Richard Simmons,Clay Aiken and the rest of the gay...

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Funny story: Government counter-terrorism strategy to price Al Qaeda off trains with a 10% annual fare hike

Government counter-terrorism strategy to price Al Qaeda off trains with a 10% annual fare hike

Opinion: THE mainstream media today chose to focus on the massive threat the UK faced from Cyber-terrorists, instead of an impressive cornerstone of government policy that will slash the threat from real world terrorism and strengthen government coff...

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Funny story: Federal Government Tells Texas Authorities To Be On Alert For Somalian Terrorists

Federal Government Tells Texas Authorities To Be On Alert For Somalian Terrorists

Department Of Homeland (Illusion Of) Security officials have told Texas authorities to watch for members of Somalia based terrorist group who may be coming to Texas through the completely unsecured border with Mexico. The Government issued the ale...

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Funny story: UK Terror Threat Level Raised To 'Severe'

UK Terror Threat Level Raised To 'Severe'

We decided that, as we had nothing better to do on a slow Saturday afternoon, we would investigate exactly what an elevated terror threat level meant to the man on the street. Or woman on the street. As our reporters hit the streets, general fe...

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Funny story: UK Pandering To US About Nonsensical Terror Threat Level Raised To 'A Bit Higher' To Get On American News

UK Pandering To US About Nonsensical Terror Threat Level Raised To 'A Bit Higher' To Get On American News

The UK's press pandering to the US and talking about ridiculous terror threat levels' levels today went up to 'a bit higher', so that children's television programmes like CNN and ABC could get all their viewers hiding behind their chairs when the ne...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largrest Scrotum Has His Bags Turned Inside Out at Airport Security Check!

Man With World's Largrest Scrotum Has His Bags Turned Inside Out at Airport Security Check!

Percey Livingstones, know as the 'man with the world's largest scrotum', whose birth defect created a furor at the airport on Feb. 28 of this year when he was fined for 'overweight carry on baggage', came a cropper once again. Due to the hyper m...

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Funny story: Obama underlines USA threat

Obama underlines USA threat

President Barack Obama today urged better use of EU resources, saying that the USA is a greater threat to Europe than al-Qaeda. Speaking at a NATO meeting, he said the US wanted a weaker Europe. However, NATO's general secretary asked: 'Is it like...

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Funny story: US gives N Korea a big wet kiss

US gives N Korea a big wet kiss

The United States has taken North Korea off its highly touted Terror Tally, claiming that the insular, rude, proto-nuclear country and its fanatical leader have long been misunderstood. This change coincidentally follows Kim Jong-il's $800 billi...

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Funny story: Terrorists Arrested In Lancashire Merely For Saying They Wanted To Kill Blair And Brown!

Terrorists Arrested In Lancashire Merely For Saying They Wanted To Kill Blair And Brown!

Greater Manchester Police arrested three men in Lancashire today, when they discovered that the trio wanted to kill ex-PM Tony Blair and present incumbent Gordon Brown. Two of the arrests were made at Manchester Airport and the other in Accrington...

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Funny story: Gibbons Admits Thinking Bad Thoughts About Mohammed

Gibbons Admits Thinking Bad Thoughts About Mohammed

Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher who gave a Teddy Bear the same name as the sacred prophet of Islam, Mohammed, has told how she accepted her guilty verdict and considered her punishment as 'pathetic'. Gibbons, 54, told the BBC in an interview...

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Funny story: British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

A British Muslim has spoken of what he calls the 'Moslemisation' of one of the greatest countries on Earth, the USA, after he was stopped and made to remove his shoes at an a...

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Funny story: Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

The Teddy Bear Council of Great Britain, has this morning postponed its plans for this year's Annual Teddy Bear Picnic, due to the astonishing and bewildering Sudanese Teddy Bear Row.

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Funny story: Suicide Bomber Was Mistaken For An Electrician, Jury Told

Suicide Bomber Was Mistaken For An Electrician, Jury Told

Hussein Osman, the man police were looking for when they accidentally shot to pieces Jean Charles de Menezes on a London Tube train, was, himself, the victim of mistaken identity, it has been claimed...

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Funny story: Fruit flies infest White House

Fruit flies infest White House

The White House was closed this weekend while attendants fumigated the president's offices for a pest infestation.

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Funny story: Homeland Security Creates New Threat Level System

Homeland Security Creates New Threat Level System

Homeland Security's Secretary Michael Chertoff introduced a new Threat Level System this week to replace the old out dated system that nobody pays attention to anyway.

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