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Funny story: Arnie really is the Terminator: Coup Planned

Arnie really is the Terminator: Coup Planned

Rumours are rife that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is considering a bloodless coup if Senator Barack Obama is elected President on Tuesday. The former "Terminator" is so incensed at the prospect of a half Kenyan blowin from the 'burbs getting u...

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Funny story: London Black Cabs Fires Are Start Of 'The Rise Of The Machines'

London Black Cabs Fires Are Start Of 'The Rise Of The Machines'

London's famous Black Cabs are deliberately setting themselves on fire and taking copycat action in, what the capital's top policeman Sir Ian Blair is calling, Taximeter 3: The Rise Of The Machines. Commissioner Blair, that one who is in racism t...

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Funny story: Usain Bolt Falls Over, Still Wins In 200m Final

Usain Bolt Falls Over, Still Wins In 200m Final

Usain Bolt, the Jamaican 'quick man', had a setback in todays' 200m sprint final when he fell over, but still won, breaking the World Record in the process. Terminator Bolt flew out of the blocks, but stumbled, and shattered into a million tiny pi...

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Funny story: New Olympic Scandal As Usain Bolt Discovered To Be A Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

New Olympic Scandal As Usain Bolt Discovered To Be A Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

Usain Bolt, the Olympic 100m champion, is at the centre of a new row today, after it was revealed by members of Beijing's official doping team, that the Jamaican is actually a cyborg. According to the Olympic dopists, Bolt, who, on Saturday, broke...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Calls On Austrian Builders To Halt Cellar Installations

Schwarzenegger Calls On Austrian Builders To Halt Cellar Installations

California governor Sir Arnold Schwarzenegger has called on Austrian builders to postpone any more construction projects that include cellars, until a thorough search of all current properties with cellars has been c...

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Funny story: Terminator 4 - I Kill Me

Terminator 4 - I Kill Me

Terminator is back. Fans have voted online with their mouse in deciding who should take the place of Arnold Schwarznegger in Terminator 4. This time that lovable Alien from Melmac is back with a vengeance. Frank Timel, the man who bo...

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