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Kaley Cuoco of The Big Bang Theory Explains Why She Married Down

Funny story: Kaley Cuoco of The Big Bang Theory Explains Why She Married Down

HOLLYWOOD - Kaley Cuoco is on The Big Bang Theory which is one of the most popular shows in LaLaLand. The 28-year-old actress who plays a ditsy waitress on television just got married on New Year's Eve. Kaley told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom...

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Maria Sharapova Says She Will Be Entering Rehab To Deal With Her Loud On-Court Grunting

Funny story: Maria Sharapova Says She Will Be Entering Rehab To Deal With Her Loud On-Court Grunting

LOS ANGELES - One of the world's greatest tennis players Maria Sharapova has just informed the sports press that she will be checking herself into The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic. The 26-year-old stated that her on-court grunting has gotten loud...

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Maria Sharapova Says Miley Cyrus Is Addicted To The Spotlight

Funny story: Maria Sharapova Says Miley Cyrus Is Addicted To The Spotlight

NEW YORK CITY - One of the greatest tennis players in the world Maria Sharapova recently remarked about the girl who has no shame Miley Cyrus. Sharapova told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that she really feels sorry for the 20-ye...

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Maria Sharapova Seen Sensuously Embracing Derek Hough

Funny story: Maria Sharapova Seen Sensuously Embracing Derek Hough

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Tennis great Maria Sharapova was reportedly seen walking hand in hand down the Santa Monica Pier with Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars fame. The two were later spotted below the pier engaged in a sensuous embrace. The...

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Murray to change name by deed poll for Wimbledon title defence.

Funny story: Murray to change name by deed poll for Wimbledon title defence.

Wimbledon champion, Andy Murray will have a new name when next Summer's tennis comes to SW19. The dunblane born player will change his name by deed poll to become Andy Murray's-deep-fried-Mars-bars for the duration of the tournament. This move...

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Maria Sharapova Warned By The U.S. Tennis Board To Tone Down Her Loud Grunting

Funny story: Maria Sharapova Warned By The U.S. Tennis Board To Tone Down Her Loud Grunting

CHICAGO - Acting on numerous complaints from tennis fans as well as fellow tennis players, the U.S. Tennis Board has issued a warning to tennis pro Maria Sharapova. The USTB has ruled that Miss Sharapova must tone down her extremely loud grunting...

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Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...

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Sexy Tennis Player Agnieszka Radwanska Poses In Nude Magazine and Catches Hell From Her Church

Funny story: Sexy Tennis Player Agnieszka Radwanska Poses In Nude Magazine and Catches Hell From Her Church

NEW YORK CITY - The world's 4th ranked women's tennis player, Agnieszka Radwanska, is causing quite a storm. Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the stunningly gorgeous Polish tennis player has just been banned from her church, Our Lady of...

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US Open has the balls to flush out 'secret court' deceptions

Funny story: US Open has the balls to flush out 'secret court' deceptions

Flushing Meadows, NY - The existence of a secret court set up to rubber stamp stuff for the Establishment has been outed after a mixed doubles judge revealed that Hawk Eye - the electronic ball tracking system - may have been hacked under the Foreign...

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John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale confirms his attention seeking 'ham fisted' status.

Funny story: John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale confirms his attention seeking 'ham fisted' status.

Wimbledon, LONDON: John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale was in 'fine' form at this years Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championships, posing and making insane comments. The BBC send hundreds of staff to 'featherbed' the likes of John 'I'm so beautiful' Inve...

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Slippin 'n sliden at Wimbledon

Funny story: Slippin 'n sliden at Wimbledon

A shocking day at Wimbledon saw many of the top seeded players literally fall by the wayside. Slips and falls were prevalent during the day of upsets. One top seeded player was severely reprimanded for wearing shoes with red soles. A smiling Perce...

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Curse of orange panties and trainer soles hexes top seeds Maria Sharapova and Roger Federer

Funny story: Curse of orange panties and trainer soles hexes top seeds Maria Sharapova and Roger Federer

Blushing Meadows, NY - "Serena Williams beware," an International Sartorial Tennis Association stylist said today, "those orange shorts/panties just gotta go or your Grand Slam dreams will end up tits-up." The women's World No 1 seed was being bee...

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Wimbledon 2013: Laura Robson To Have Two Hillocks Named After Her

Funny story: Wimbledon 2013: Laura Robson To Have Two Hillocks Named After Her

Laura Robson, the British tennis start who stunneded 10th seed Maria Kirilenko to reach the second round of Wimbledon 2013, is to follow in the footsteps of previous British tennis 'greats' Tim Henman and Andy Murray, and, in time-honoured fashion, h...

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'Nadal needs to grow a pear' say Wimbledon soft fruit experts

Funny story: 'Nadal needs to grow a pear' say Wimbledon soft fruit experts

London SW19 - It was hardly all-strawberries-and-cream at Wimbledon today as world fifth seed Rafael Nadal crashed out of the Men's Singles First Round to world number 135 Steve Darcis in a 7-6 (7-4) 7-6 (10-8) 6-4 shocker. Bewildered tennis enthu...

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Maria Sharapova Denies She's Dating Danica Patrick's Ex-Husband

Funny story: Maria Sharapova Denies She's Dating Danica Patrick's Ex-Husband

NEW YORK CITY - World champion tennis player Maria Sharapova, 26, spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and addressed a rumor that is currently making the rounds. The grunting tennis player stated that she has no idea where the false rumor abo...

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Andy Roddick turns down $1 million Wimbledon TV commentator post

Funny story: Andy Roddick turns down $1 million Wimbledon TV commentator post

Lake Austin, Texas - "Andy just has too many balls up in the air right now," a PR for the Andy Roddick Foundation revealed, "to sweat it out in a cramped commentators' box for two whole weeks alongside shock-jocks Boris Becker, John McEnroe and Tim H...

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International Tennis Association warns about 'secret courts'

Funny story: International Tennis Association warns about 'secret courts'

Flushing Meadows, NY - The sport's governing body has responded to reports that Britain is planning to introduce 'secret courts' to prevent 'the misery' of long, drawn-out tie breaks at this year's Wimbledon championship meeting. "Relax, guys, the...

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Women tennis players vie to inaugurate return of Screamliner Mile High Club

Funny story: Women tennis players vie to inaugurate return of Screamliner Mile High Club

International Airspace, Africa - Women tennis player pros specializing in high octane on-court grunting and shrieking will be competing for the title of Miss Aeronautic Soundproofing International in a PR event launched today in tandem with the retur...

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