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Funny story: AT&T Commercial Features Neurotic Teenage Stalker

AT&T Commercial Features Neurotic Teenage Stalker

AT&T has unveiled its latest TV commercial, "Silent Treatment." The spot is intended to celebrate the advantage of having AT&T's messaging plan. It opens with the new spokeswoman for AT&T, a neurotic teenage girl, sitting in her room...

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Funny story: 11 Digit Phone Numbers Coming to U.S.

11 Digit Phone Numbers Coming to U.S.

Murray Hill, NJ 11/11/11 - Long before we run out of oil, clean water, or helium, we will run out of phone numbers. Since the first direct-dialed long distance phone call was placed on November 10, 1951, the "ten digit dialing plan" has worked relia...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Reveals She Used Clinton's "RED PHONE" For Sex

Monica Lewinsky Reveals She Used Clinton's "RED PHONE" For Sex

In a shocking new book scheduled for release in time for Christmas purchases, Monica Lewinsky describes how she used then President Clinton's secure "RED PHONE" for sexual chatter and clitoral stimulation. This phone, which is supposed to be enabled...

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Funny story: Man's Head Explodes Whilst On Telephone To Virgin Media

Man's Head Explodes Whilst On Telephone To Virgin Media

A local man died while on the telephone to Virgin Media, a court heard today. The post-mortem hearing concerned Clive Pheebs, 43, who was attempting to report a fault on the line of a number he was trying to reach, when the death occurred. "Mr...

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Funny story: Dumb Community Offended By Term "Smart Phone"

Dumb Community Offended By Term "Smart Phone"

Rosco Jennings has been told he is not smart since he was 5 years old. Now in his 30's Jennings faces ridicule from friends and family each day he uses his "smart phone" "Everyone always says, hey it's pretty ironic that an idiot like you is usin...

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Funny story: Cellphones Now Used More for Goofing Off Than for Calls

Cellphones Now Used More for Goofing Off Than for Calls

Liza Colburn uses her cellphone constantly. She taps out her grocery lists, records voice memos (e.g. walk Fido, break up with that loser Frank), listens to music at the gym, tracks her caloric intake and posts frequent updates to her Twitter and Fa...

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Funny story: UK Telephone Books Are Becoming Collector's Items Because of Susan Boyle

UK Telephone Books Are Becoming Collector's Items Because of Susan Boyle

British Telephone Books are just flying off the shelves...even though they are FREE. A huge number of Susan Boyle's American Fanatics are ordering them in huge numbers as a result of something they read with SuBo's name attached to it. If anyo...

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Funny story: Telemarketers Upset Over Pet Names in Phone Book

Telemarketers Upset Over Pet Names in Phone Book

An angry group of 30 telemarketers, selected to represent telemarketers from over 70 companies, met today with executives from the phone company over the recent trend of people using their pet's names instead of their own in the phone book. The telem...

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Funny story: Callers To Toll Free Number Get Directed To Porn Site!

Callers To Toll Free Number Get Directed To Porn Site!

Some New Year's revelers who knew they were too sodded to drive, tried to call for a tow home as promised in ads all over the local television news. Instead the callers who needed help in getting home got relayed to a pornography number. "I got...

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Funny story: Overheard Phone Conversations At Barnes & Noble

Overheard Phone Conversations At Barnes & Noble

Bits of conversation overheard of people talking on cellphones while reading books for free at Barnes & Noble Cafe: "So my attorney, Mr. Randolf jumped up and shouted, "I object, your honor! His 'alleged' cannibalism! 'Alleged!' cannibalism!" "Boy Ralphie did I just have a wonderful crap while I was talking to you awhile ago. It set the hand blower off on the wall. They're still back the...

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Funny story: New Phone For Rappers Launched. Aiii.

New Phone For Rappers Launched. Aiii.

A new mobile handset is set to be launched and take the rapping world by storm. The Banana Aiii-phone is due for release in the next three minutes worldwide. Specifically designed with the rapper or 'street' bling merchant in mind, it will come pa...

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Funny story: Phone Company Adds Booty Calls to List of Services

Phone Company Adds Booty Calls to List of Services

The telephone company said that Booty Calls will be added to the list of optional services provided to their customers. Booty calls will be charged in a similar fashion to call forwarding, call waiting, and 3 way calling (which can be used in conjun...

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Funny story: Texas Bans Handgun Phones

Texas Bans Handgun Phones

Houston - Texas has passed legislation outlawing handgun shaped cell phones. The hand gun shaped cell phones took off here when first introduced here by Smith and Wesson as they came complete with a holster in keeping with Texas's Wild West past...

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Funny story: BT Knows The Numbers

BT Knows The Numbers

BT is introducing guidelines for phone users to know the difference between their area code and their phone number. Some people quote a shortened version of the code and stick the remainder of the code onto the start of the number. So, for example...

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Funny story: Barack Obama invents the telephone

Barack Obama invents the telephone

As US President Barack Obama flew across the Atlantic yet again, he suddenly had a brainwave, and invented the modern telephone. 'I thought 'What if I could have a machine that would allow me stay in Washington DC, yet still speak with world leade...

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Funny story: Beatie Strikes Again

Beatie Strikes Again

The confidence trickster and professional thief known only as Beatie has struck again. Sid Bonkers, an 83 year old war veteran and former charity volunteer who loves children and puppies is the latest victim. "I just needed some batteries for my...

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Funny story: Spring Cleaning

Spring Cleaning

With Spring just around the corner, I decided the first thing I'd clean would be my wallet. Nearly two inches thick, my billfold has become just too unwieldy for my back pocket. While this isn't a problem at home, commuting can be a pain in the...you know what I mean. The first thing to go was the month's worth of debit card receipts accumulated from the local grocery stores. It's not often I c...

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