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Funny story: Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 - Probably The Greatest Movie Ever Made

Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 - Probably The Greatest Movie Ever Made

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner must have been celebrating last night, as Twilight Breaking Dawn Part One was lauded by international media critics as 'probably the greatest movie ever made, and certainly the best story over told...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has Interviewed Two Possible New Sexy Goddesses

Charlie Sheen Has Interviewed Two Possible New Sexy Goddesses

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen has been keeping a bit of a low-profile lately. He recently told a Hollywood reporter that it is all by design because he is getting ready to make a memorable announcement. According to Fajita San Gua...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Says That Taylor Lautner Told Him That Miley Cyrus' Lap Dances Are The Best In The West!

Rob Pattinson Says That Taylor Lautner Told Him That Miley Cyrus' Lap Dances Are The Best In The West!

MALIBU BEACH - Two of the stars from the Twilight Series, Rob Pattinson and Taylor Lautner, recently hosted a bachelor party for a very good friend of theirs who is getting married in a month. RPattz beach home The Vampire Villa was the scene of t...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner Secretly Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner Secretly Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

REDONDO BEACH, California - Taylor Lautner the star of the Twilight series movies is still somewhat sad at his recent breakup with Lily Collins daughter of rock music icon Phil Collins. According to Cahoots Wyoming of Silver Screen Magazine the re...

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Funny story: The Reasons Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins Ended Their Relationship

The Reasons Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins Ended Their Relationship

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Twilight series Taylor Lautner and his Abduction co-star and girlfriend Lily Collins have just announced that they are no longer a couple. Speaking with an entertainment media reporter at the famed Grauman's Chinese T...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Reveals She Has A Crush On The Kinetic King Who Appeared on America's Got Talent

Heidi Montag Reveals She Has A Crush On The Kinetic King Who Appeared on America's Got Talent

HOLLYWOOD - One Hollywood celebrity who does not seem to have a shortage of male suitors is none other than Heidi Montag. Montag, who has so far had a total of 38 cosmetic surgeries as well as enhancement, enlargement, and tightening surgeries rec...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Responds To The Taylor Lautner Rumor

Vanessa Hudgens Responds To The Taylor Lautner Rumor

HOLLYWOOD - Vanessa Hudgens the star of The High School Musical movies was recently spotted in a Los Angeles Lakers cheerleader outfit having her picture taken on the Hollywood Walk of Fame kneeling by the star of noted film star Zasu Pitts. Hudge...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Reveals The Reason Why He Turned Down The Lead Role In The Movie "Rocky 20 - The Son of Rocky"

Taylor Lautner Reveals The Reason Why He Turned Down The Lead Role In The Movie "Rocky 20 - The Son of Rocky"

LOS ANGELES - Taylor Lautner, one of the stars of the Twilight movies, was visiting a friend who lives in Avocado Heights when he was asked about the rumor regarding the next Rocky movie. The 19-year-old Lautner who is currently involved with Lily...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner To Guest Star On 'Dog The Bounty Hunter'

Taylor Lautner To Guest Star On 'Dog The Bounty Hunter'

COLORADO SPRINGS - Twilight's Taylor Lautner recently revealed that he has agreed to guest star on an upcoming episode of A&E's Dog The Bounty Hunter. Lautner first approached Duane "The Dog" Chapman about appearing on his show after seeing hi...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Direct Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, and Shakira In The R-Rated Western "The High Noon Moon"

Clint Eastwood To Direct Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, and Shakira In The R-Rated Western "The High Noon Moon"

SAN FRANCISCO - Clint Eastwood became famous in America for playing Rowdy Yates, a cattle herd ramrod on the television western Rawhide which ran from 1959 through 1965. He later traveled to Italy where he made the infamous spaghetti westerns in...

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Funny story: Princess Eugenie Prefers Taylor Lautner Over Robert Pattinson

Princess Eugenie Prefers Taylor Lautner Over Robert Pattinson

It seems that the younger British Royals can't get enough of Hollywood's finest! Following the revelation that Princess Beatrice (the one in the funny hat) longs to star opposite Robert Pattinson in a Twilight movie, we can now reveal that Princess E...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Reveals That Porn Star Ron Jeremy Has Dumped Pippa Middleton Who Quickly Runs Into The Arms of Twilight Star Robert Pattinson

Kristen Stewart Reveals That Porn Star Ron Jeremy Has Dumped Pippa Middleton Who Quickly Runs Into The Arms of Twilight Star Robert Pattinson

LOS ANGELES - The world's most infamous woman, Pippa Middleton, has just had her heart broken. The younger sister of Kate Middleton, who is now known as the Duchess of Cambridge, is reportedly devastated according to Paprika Pittfauster with The W...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Explains The Streetwalker Rumors

Robert Pattinson Explains The Streetwalker Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - The star of the Twilight Saga movies Robert Pattinson appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and explained the streetwalker rumors that have been running rampant. Pattinson disclosed to Morgan that it was all really just a misunderstandi...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Denies The Rumor That She Is Cheating On Boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal With Ex-Boyfriend Taylor Lautner

Taylor Swift Denies The Rumor That She Is Cheating On Boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal With Ex-Boyfriend Taylor Lautner

PENSACOLA, Florida - Taylor Swift performed before a sell-out crowd at The Orange Seed Auditorium in Pensacola. Afterwards she was asked by Tilapia Frisbee with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue about the recent rumors that have surfaced east of t...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Wants To Buy A Whole Bunch Of Cuddlesome Rabbits

Taylor Lautner Wants To Buy A Whole Bunch Of Cuddlesome Rabbits

News just in from Hollywood suggests that Twilight heartthrob Taylor Lautner has been trucking around local pet stores looking to buy a whole bunch of rabbits to keep as pets in his Hollywood Hills mansion. According to reports, Lautner has been l...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Discloses That Bar Rafaeli Did Not Bare Her Naked Body To Him On Malibu Beach

Taylor Lautner Discloses That Bar Rafaeli Did Not Bare Her Naked Body To Him On Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - Taylor Lautner one of the stars of the Twilight Saga movies was recently asked about a secret rendezvous between him and Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue model Bar Rafaeli. Lautner, who in the past has dated such well know celebrit...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Talks About His "Tell All" Book On The Behind-The-Scenes Tidbits of The Twilight Movies

Rob Pattinson Talks About His "Tell All" Book On The Behind-The-Scenes Tidbits of The Twilight Movies

LOS ANGELES - Rob Pattinson, star of the Twilight series has stepped into the role of author with his soon-to-be-released tell-all book titled The Twilight Tidbits. In the book RPattz tells about the very first time that he and Kristen Stewart kis...

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