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Funny story: Taco Bell Adopts New Slogan, "Where's the Modified Corn Starch?"

Taco Bell Adopts New Slogan, "Where's the Modified Corn Starch?"

In the competitive world of advertising, changing the slogan of a product that consumers have come to know and love can either result in you bathing in money, or bathing once a month. Executives at Taco Bell have decided take a huge risk by going wit...

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Funny story: Department of Homeland Security Seizes Taco Bell

Department of Homeland Security Seizes Taco Bell

El Paso, Tx - Authorities announced today that the Department of Homeland Security has seized all Taco Bell locations across the United States. According to reports, the government will be investigating possible collaboration and provoking of huma...

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Funny story: Rubio Wins Florida Senate Seat, Dishes Out Fish Tacos as Thanks to Supporters

Rubio Wins Florida Senate Seat, Dishes Out Fish Tacos as Thanks to Supporters

(Coral Gables, Florida) - Early polls show that Republican Marco Rubio handily beat his challengers in the race for United States Senator. The son of Cuban exiles, he will also soon hold the distinction of being the darkest member of the Senate wh...

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Funny story: OPEC Jacks Gas Prices Across U.S.

OPEC Jacks Gas Prices Across U.S.

Following a series of strategic planning meetings held in a secret location, Bruce Opec, owner of more than 370 Taco Bell restaurants across America, announced a new in-room dining fee for those patrons who regularly break wind. Similar to a pr...

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Funny story: Liverpool F.C. Sold to Owners of Taco Bell

Liverpool F.C. Sold to Owners of Taco Bell

Following the recent announcement that the Liverpool Football Club was up for sale, American food conglomerate, Yum Brands, has reportedly stepped in with an attractive offer to assume full ownership. While team co-owners Tom Hicks and George Gill...

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Funny story: Three Restaurant Chains To Merge Due To Economy

Three Restaurant Chains To Merge Due To Economy

Three of the world's largest restaurant chains, each one the biggest in their food niche, have decided to merge due to the difficult economy. The change will become official at the beginning of 2010. The menus and marketing campaigns will also unit...

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Funny story: Uga the bulldog, mascot of the University of Georgia, suicidal after Ginger's death says vet

Uga the bulldog, mascot of the University of Georgia, suicidal after Ginger's death says vet

Uga the bulldog, longtime mascot of the University of Georgia sports teams, was hospitalized Saturday following a suicide attempt says UGA Veterinarian Hospital officials. Uga's girlfriend, Gidget the Taco Bell Chihuahua, passed away earlier this we...

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Funny story: Taco Bell dog dies - Korean Taco Bell introduces new meat taco

Taco Bell dog dies - Korean Taco Bell introduces new meat taco

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA - The legendary Taco Bell chihuahua "Gidget" passed away this morning from a massive stroke. The iconic dog brought cheer to literally billions of people during his stardom as a spokesperson in advertisements for Taco Bell. His cat...

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Funny story: Taco Bell Dog, Gidget the Chihuahua, Dies Of A Stroke

Taco Bell Dog, Gidget the Chihuahua, Dies Of A Stroke

Los Angeles, CA - Gidget the Taco Bell dog has died at the age of 15, the result of a stroke. Although she was in semi-retirement, she had been brought out to do 50 shows by AEG, the same entertainment company that had lured Michael Jackson out of re...

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Funny story: Yo quiero...

Yo quiero...

LOS ANGELES,CA., USA Gidget, the Taco Bell talking chihuahua, died today after suffering an apparent seizure at the home of her trainer. Joe Jackson immediately issued a statement on behalf of his family (with which he rarely has contact). Mr. Ja...

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Funny story: Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies of Massive Stroke, Latest Celebrity Death

Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies of Massive Stroke, Latest Celebrity Death

In a month that has seen the deaths of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and several other celebrities, one more has been added to the list. Gidget, the Chihuahua who became famous selling Mexican food for the Taco Bell chain, passed away due to a st...

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Funny story: Taco Bell, Burger King Products Questioned by FDA

Taco Bell, Burger King Products Questioned by FDA

On the heels of recent federal action taken against some fast-food restaurants for a lack of nutritional information on product packaging, the Food and Drug Administration is now targeting misleading product names as featured by many of these same fo...

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Funny story: Boehringee Ingelheim to sue Tako Bell over laxative effect

Boehringee Ingelheim to sue Tako Bell over laxative effect

German company Boehringee Ingelheim, maker of the number two leading laxative "Doocolax," is suing number two US fast food giant Tako Bell for unfair trade practices, an attorney representing the laxative maker said today.

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Funny story: FDIC Purchased by Taco Bell as Dead US Banks Soar

FDIC Purchased by Taco Bell as Dead US Banks Soar

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Fast food giant Taco Bell has purchased the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) as the number of effectively dead and insolvent American banks soars into the thousands.

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Funny story: Taco Bell Offers Insect Tacos, Burritos

Taco Bell Offers Insect Tacos, Burritos

IRVINE, CAL (FMLiveWire) - Taco Bell is now offering a new line of insect tacos and burritos according to Vice President of Sales Bernard Beetlebrain.

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Funny story: Dear Diary

Dear Diary

Dear Diary, Friday: Met Regina at Taco Bell. Made a date. Went to movie. She put my hand on her breast. Pulled away. Didn't touch...

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Funny story: A Menu Change At Taco Bell

A Menu Change At Taco Bell

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Mexican Food Giant Taco Bell has made several menu changes lately, in the intrest of health. The changes are part of a healthier Taco Bell.

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