Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, who unwisely bolted the Senate floor for a quick trip to the loo today, may now forever lose his plush Senate seat to Rep. Joe Sestak, who apparently has better bladder control. Mr. Specter, 80, lost his 'di...
Dateline Washington: In one of President Obama's most eloquent pleas for help and reconciliation, he today exhorted Tea Baggers of all stripes and colors to renounce the devil on earth, Sarah Palin. As if that were not enough, the thin-skinned pres...
PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer in a move to give her state some semblance of unity, civility, and fairness has decided to implement a governor's mandate and change Arizona's nickname from "The Grand Canyon State" to "Teabaggers 'R' Us." The governo...
The long anticipated rematch between the former Dwarf Tossing champions, the Cleveland Steamers, and runners up last year, The Tea Baggers, yielded a new champion. The Tea Baggers won this year's event by a single Dwarf bull's eye in the 10th end of...
Glenn Beck, in what can only be called a rare show of conscience, admitted that most of what he's been telling listeners on his television and radio shows happen to be lies that he has perpetrated in order to continue to rile up the right. But before...
No sooner had the Tea-Bagger rally against taxes started in Boston on Thursday, when a fleet of large helicopters flew over the gathering and dropped a gigantic net. A news organization is reporting that the effort was organized and paid for by a...
Sarah Palin and her fellow Teabaggers want to take America back to the way it used to be. But having lost out in a straw poll to both Mitt Romney and Ron Paul - she and her rudderless Teabaggers are finding out that while it's easy to Just say no to...
The news that conservative Teabaggers have finally addressed the plight of gerbils held captive by Representative Barney Frank has members of Washington's gay community up in arms. A few years ago it was revealed that Barney's roommate was runni...
A spokesman for The Tea Party movement announced today an elite brigade for The Tea-Baggers. SS is the acronym for "Saliva Solutions" and members will be instructed in the art of spitting and chosen from those that already have shown an ability to sp...
Cliff Boehner, no relation to Sen. John Boehner, has a bit of a problem whenever he gets within 100 feet of Sarah Palin. He can't contain his excitement and, in fact, becomes highly aroused. It is for that reason that Mr. Boehner is no longer welcome...
In a study released today from the University of Nowhere's School Of Human Development, it appears that there are no Tea Bagger protesters in wheelchairs. After researching hundreds of heath care protest rallies around the country, the study foun...
Long time TV teabagger personality Glenn Beck was arrested Tuesday by Homeland Secuirty in accordance to a national security provision in the PATRIOT Act established by George W. Bush and fervently championed by Beck himself in the aftermath of 9/11.
According to T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC and a spokesman for a local group of T-Baggers, the announcement that the convention would be serving steak & lobster at the banquet in Nashville this weekend, came as quite a surprise. "Our folks...
In what may be the year's biggest political news, leaked internal memos show that Civic Action Group is the real force behind the T-Bagger movement! A memo titled: Project Trojan Horse, Destroying The Republican Party, was developed in early 2009...
Sources have confirmed that Larry, The Cable Guy. will introduce Governor Sarah Palin at the February T-Bagger convention in Nashville. After the invocation by the Reverend T J McCorkle of Louisburg, NC and a direct descendent of Elmer Gantry, La...
Anonymous sources say that Tina Fey will replace Sarah Palin at the T-Baggers convention in February but most of the attendees will not know it isn't Palin. Insiders say that Palin has told them she just couldn't do it. "I am sick of them" Palin...
In a slogan eerily similar to the statement of Marie Antoinette, wife of KIng Louis XV1 of France 1774-1791, when she said "Let them eat cake" the T-Baggers have announced a new campaign to target those that receive any form of government entitlement...
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