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Funny story: Eat Pray Love? Pow Pow Pow!

Eat Pray Love? Pow Pow Pow!

That was the no-holds-barred approach taken by Sylvester Stallone, facing a box office challenge over the weekend. His action flick, "The Expendables," turned out to be U. S. box office champ, grossing an estimated $35 million. The weekend tak...

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Funny story: Rambo Dead At 59!

Rambo Dead At 59!

According to several news article this morning, Rambo has committed suicide! Sylvester Stallone, the action star of the '80's to 2008 flicks, stated that Rambo "couldn't stand the boredom of no one trying to kill him so he killed himself." All...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Denies The Rumor That She Is Jesse James' Cycle Chick #6

Elin Nordegren Denies The Rumor That She Is Jesse James' Cycle Chick #6

ORLANDO - Elin Nordegren had stopped off at a local Mickey D's to treat her kids to a 'Happy Meal' when she was confronted by the latest "TattooGate" rumor. Mrs. Tiger Woods was asked about the rumors that have been floating around Florida and Geo...

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Funny story: Barney prefers Sylvester to Arnie

Barney prefers Sylvester to Arnie

Five times World Darts Champion Raymond Van Barneveld known to his fans as Barney,prefers Sylvester to Arnie. Not Sylvester the cat and the little bird Tweety its Sylvester Stallone he is talking about. Barney's Tweets on Twitter explain that his...

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Funny story: Stallone Suffers Woodworm Injury

Stallone Suffers Woodworm Injury

Sylvester Stallone is recovering following an attack of woodworm during filming of his latest movie "Rocky Rambo". The woodworm is thought to have entered in his neck and worked it's way into his skull, thus missing his brain by several feet. Stal...

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Funny story: Rectal implants for Stallone

Rectal implants for Stallone

E-by-gum! news has revealed that A-list celebrities who refuse to appear with Ryan Seacrust on interviews will be tagged with fish-shaped "hypno chips" which insert directly into the rectum. An alarmed Piff Doddy exclaimed that such a bold move i...

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Funny story: Stallone Takes On Broadway With Rocky: The Musical

Stallone Takes On Broadway With Rocky: The Musical

It turns out 2006's Rocky Balboa was not the end the line for our favorite boxer after all. The film, like no other sequel before it, rediscovered the edgy, independent spirit of the 1976 masterpiece that captured the heart of the world. When audien...

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Funny story: Rambo 4 Sucks Utterly: Banned in Britain, Burma

Rambo 4 Sucks Utterly: Banned in Britain, Burma

(Hollywood) Sylvester Stallone has threatened to expose Britain's 'killing fields' if the ban on his latest Rambo flick is not lifted.

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Funny story: Rambo Rescues Prince Harry

Rambo Rescues Prince Harry

Vietnam veteran John Rambo was the toast of the British public today when he flew into Afghanistan to single-handedly rescue would-be soldier, and son of the late, great Princess Diana of Wales, Prince Harry.

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Funny story: Stallone Gets Death Threats From Old Father Time

Stallone Gets Death Threats From Old Father Time

Ancient star Sylvester Stallone, rumoured to start every day with a vigourous exercise routine of hard lipo and steroid pumping, has revealed that he has been receiving death threats for the last ten years on a daily basis.

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Funny story: More Stallone Sequels in the Making

More Stallone Sequels in the Making

Sequel City, CA (Fox News) - Based on the success of "Rocky Balboa" and his upcoming new "Rambo" film Sylvester Stallone has decided to make more sequels of his own movies. Stallone has said that he got the idea from Bruce Willis...

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Funny story: Westerner In Gun Battle At Thai Market

Westerner In Gun Battle At Thai Market

Police in Thailand have exchanged shots with a man during a gun battle that "got out of hand" at a market in Bangkok. The market, selling mainly fruit, dried cuttlefish and other junk, was left in tatters,...

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Funny story: Stallone Convicted in Australian Steroid Drug Smuggling Case

Stallone Convicted in Australian Steroid Drug Smuggling Case

American actor Sylvester Stallone was formally convicted in court for his smuggling of 48 bottles of illegal steroids into Australia in February. Stallone lied to customs officials about having a prescription for the medication that is illegal in bo...

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Funny story: Steroid Use can Make You Really Ugly Warns Stallone

Steroid Use can Make You Really Ugly Warns Stallone

In a shocking statement today police have revealed that there are 42,000 steroid users in the UK, on a par with heroin abuse. Today's teenagers and sad older men, yearning for a rippling muscular body are downing the drugs like there's no tomorrow. A...

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Funny story: Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

In the tradition of Rocky and Rambo, another ex-action star refuses to recognize that he's old.

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Funny story: Iran reacts to '300'

Iran reacts to '300'

TEHRAN -- Iranian officials lashed out at Hollywood in the wake of the release of "300," an epic film depicting the Battle of Thermopylae in 480 B.C. "Hollywood declares war on Iranians" screamed the headline in the state-run ne...

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Funny story: Stallone Not So Sly, Growth Hormone Doesn't Enlarge Brain

Stallone Not So Sly, Growth Hormone Doesn't Enlarge Brain

Sylvester Stallone, The star of too many Rocky movies, has been caught illegally bringing Human Growth Hormone into Australia.

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