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Funny story: Swearing at police is not a crime, rules High Court judge

Swearing at police is not a crime, rules High Court judge

Swearing at police is no longer a crime because officers hear foul-mouthed abuse too often to be offended, a High Court judge has ruled. The landmark judgement came as Mr Justice Bean overturned a public order conviction of a young suspect who rep...

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Funny story: QPR stars face FA charges for using c*** word on Twitter

QPR stars face FA charges for using c*** word on Twitter

QPR stars may be on the end of a G Spot fine from the FA for tweeting the word c***. "The word c*** is naughty and we forbid footballers to use it in tweets" said FA Chairman Sir Roger Clunge . 29 year old Sean Wright-Phillips and Shaun Derry,...

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Funny story: Wimbledon Grunting Blamed For Tourette's Outbreak (Parental Advisory - Contains Swearing)

Wimbledon Grunting Blamed For Tourette's Outbreak (Parental Advisory - Contains Swearing)

Other than being extremely annoying, the constant grunting of tennis players at this year's Wimbledon tennis championships may have far wider implications. Shit! Social observers have noticed a marked increase in antisocial grunting, swearing,...

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Funny story: Barnsley Swearing Police On Patrol

Barnsley Swearing Police On Patrol

Get caught swearing in Barnsley from next month and you could face a fine of £80. People will be asked to report anyone causing offence or intimidation by the use of bad language. The fines process follows discussions between South Yorkshire Po...

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Funny story: Parrot Turns Zoo Air Blue

Parrot Turns Zoo Air Blue

Visitors to a zoo in Devon have been complaining about the foul-mouthed antics of Jasper, a scarlet macaw. The bird has apparently been hurling abuse at visitors at Darmoor Zoo. He is so loud that he can be heard squawking his obscenities througho...

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Funny story: Controversy at the World Scrabble Championships

Controversy at the World Scrabble Championships

Controversy has rocked the World Scrabble Championships in Milton Keynes this week. In the final game between Gary O'Lean and Petra Olium, Olium thought she was on a winner, knowing her opponent was left with a K, W and F, and she was a little over s...

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Funny story: No wonder Rooney is using foul language....I felt like yelling a few 'Rooney's myself today

No wonder Rooney is using foul language....I felt like yelling a few 'Rooney's myself today

So Rooney's at it again....potty-mouthing. I must admit when I looked at the photos one of today's dailies of MORE 'Ladies' dressed up for Aintree...I saw a picture of his 'glammed-up' mother-in-law' and felt like yelling a few 'Rooney's myself. My gawd...what a putrid, washed out looking 'moo moo' she was wearing. It looked like a faded parachute - similar to the one we used in P.E.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney and Gordon Ramsay open new restaurant called "F the FA" it's a f+++++g 5 star!

Wayne Rooney and Gordon Ramsay open new restaurant called "F the FA" it's a f+++++g 5 star!

Ex-footballer and TV chef superstar, f+++++g Gordon Ramsay and f+++++g enfant terriblé, Wayne Rooney, are opening a joint venture restaurant called "F the FA". Wayne who's so fed up eating out because f+++++g Coleen can't cook, decided to contact...

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Funny story: Rooney Explains His Outburst

Rooney Explains His Outburst

The Football Association has charged Man Utd's Wayne Rooney with "using offensive language" after the striker allegedly swore directly into a camera after scoring a hat trick against West Ham last Saturday. The foul mouthed rant could result in th...

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Funny story: Today presenter James Naughtie slips up on air

Today presenter James Naughtie slips up on air

Radio 4 presenter James Naughtie apologised earlier today for causing offence live on air on Monday by mispronouncing Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt's surname. Naughtie inadvertently used the first letter of the Culture Secretary's title to replace th...

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Funny story: Foul Words to be Universally Banned

Foul Words to be Universally Banned

What has this world come to where saying phrases such as "go fuck yourself you bastard" and "doo-doo butter" are against the law? Pretty soon children won't even be able to take candy from strangers in creepy vans anymore. What happened to the good o...

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Funny story: Man Claims Voice in His Head Has Tourette Syndrome

Man Claims Voice in His Head Has Tourette Syndrome

Joe McClusky, a deeply religious man, says he's been battling with the voice in his head for going on ten years now and he's tired of every word coming out of the voice's mouth being the eff word. "From the time I get up in the morning, to the time I...

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Funny story: Vicar Advocates Swearing In Church!

Vicar Advocates Swearing In Church!

A Vicar has urged the Church to get "stretwise"--by encouraging worshippers to SWEAR. Rev Mick 'fuckin' watch it' Bland, 67 and ageing fast, risked controversy by claiming Jesus regularly swore like a f***ing trooper. "Listen pal" said the Rev Mi...

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Funny story: Jared Leto Says The 'F' Word On TV And Then Adds The 'C' Word For Good Measure

Jared Leto Says The 'F' Word On TV And Then Adds The 'C' Word For Good Measure

American actor/musician, Jared Leto - of Fight Club, and American Psycho fame - caused outrage in the the little old UK last night when he shockingly said 'fuck' on national television. The amazing outburst came on gay comedian Alan Carr's Channel...

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Funny story: Tourettes Monthly Gazette you Wa*@kers

Tourettes Monthly Gazette you Wa*@kers

This month, I visited the South London branch of Tourettes for f@ckin justice. I spoke to Adam Merdishit about his imprisonment (twat) "I was only nicked for SHOUTING!!!!! at a police officer...CCCUUU*****NNNTTTT!!! And they had me up in court! "I'm standing in the F@CKIINGGG!! dock and the Judge says have you anything to say....So I says, FU*K ALL YOUR HONOUR! "And he says to my bri...

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Funny story: MPs get political jargon 'swear box'

MPs get political jargon 'swear box'

MPs are to be given the political equivalent of a 'swear box' to deter them from using tiresome political words and phrases. On the list so far are - 'clearly', 'y'know', 'opportunity', 'fairness', 'change', 'need' and starting a sentence with the pr...

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Funny story: Sh*t - That'll Cost You 100 Dollars!

Sh*t - That'll Cost You 100 Dollars!

Queensland, one of the many State's in Australia is to introduce a no-swearing policy, with on the spot fines of 100 dollars - F*ck! (That's 100 dollars, thanks) The bold move comes as the Queensland Government looks at ways to clean the air space...

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