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Funny story: Susan Boyle to marry Paul Gascoigne

Susan Boyle to marry Paul Gascoigne

Winner of the X-Factor and now international megastar, Susan Boyle, has been on the look out for Mr Right for some time, and has now abandoned her search in favour of Paul Gascoigne. "He's not Mr Right," said Boyle through an interpreter, "but he'...

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Funny story: SuBo denies resemblence to the Titanic

SuBo denies resemblence to the Titanic

Singer Susan Boyle has denied reports in today's Star that she was once mistaken for the wreck of the Titanic, stolen from the North Atlantic by scrap dealers last week then damaged in an episode of BBC's Top Gear. The Star claims Ms Boyle, who w...

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Funny story: SuBo: The Rod Stewart Covers

SuBo: The Rod Stewart Covers

Simon Cowell has today announced details of the forthcoming album by singer Susan Boyle, winner of last year's "Britain's Got Talent... honest". Boyle, 50, from West Lothian, fresh from her marathon tour of the US and being tipped for Broadway su...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to star in 'Pies Like Us' remake

Susan Boyle to star in 'Pies Like Us' remake

London - Details are still a bit sketchy this morning following an announcement about the chubby warbler's film debut in a new take on the 1985 Chevy Chase box office hit. The updated comedy about an espionage ring headquartered at London's oldest...

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Funny story: Brownian Motion Disproved

Brownian Motion Disproved

Every schoolchild will have, at some time, been shown Brownian Motion. Those little specks or motes dancing around on the surface of a liquid or even floating in the air. The original explanation was that jostling atoms are knocking these motes, c...

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Funny story: Olfactory Scientists Release 2011 Report on World's Worst Odors

Olfactory Scientists Release 2011 Report on World's Worst Odors

In addition to obvious top candidates that included the common Striped Skunk and the ever favorite Georgio Perfume, the Reykjavik Association of Olfactory Scientists has just released their 2011 report on the world's most pungent and disgusting odors...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Tells Cindy Chang She Wants Her To Be Her Opening Act On Her Upcoming Trans Asian Concert Tour

Susan Boyle Tells Cindy Chang She Wants Her To Be Her Opening Act On Her Upcoming Trans Asian Concert Tour

BLACKBURN, Scotland - Susan Boyle sat in the garden of her home in Blackburn, West Lothian drinking a glass of tea and having a pomegranate crumpet as she spoke with a reporter for the national news agency. Boyle became famous throughout the world...

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Funny story: Jackie conquers England while SuBo cancels third CD

Jackie conquers England while SuBo cancels third CD

It has been announced that 50 year old SuBo is canceling the release of her third album in order to become a nun. Apparently this is something SuBo always aspired to do but until now she never had the courage to carry out. "Ah wis tae fekken scare...

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Funny story: Newby Isle of Wight New Police Training unveiled which includes Susan Boyle and Lady Gaga

Newby Isle of Wight New Police Training unveiled which includes Susan Boyle and Lady Gaga

Police officers on The Isle of Wight are being sent on a strange training course that uses clips of singers Lady Gaga and Susan Boyle to explain issues surrounding equality and diversity to staff. Those in attendance also have to listen to a varie...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle surprised Jackie Evancho

Susan Boyle surprised Jackie Evancho

Big surprise this season when Susan Boyle and Jackie Evancho were suppose to sing a duet on Americas Got Talent. Susan Boyle's stand in, Flat Susan, had to take her place. Susan Boyle, a 50 year old beast of a woman, who had never been shagged, wo...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatic marries cardboard cut-out!

SuBo fanatic marries cardboard cut-out!

An obsessed American Susan Boyle fanatic has today married a life-sized cardboard cut-out of SuBo at his home in Redneck County. The cut-out, known as 'Flat Susan', has been used by fanatics at numerous 'Meet & Boast' gatherings around the USA...

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Funny story: McIntyre May Be Asked To Fall On The Sword Of Damocles To Save Ailing Talent Show

McIntyre May Be Asked To Fall On The Sword Of Damocles To Save Ailing Talent Show

In a sensational development today high-trousered media mogul and pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, moved to silence critics over the falling ratings of his ailing Britain's Got Talent TV show. Speaking from his luxurious barn conversion in leafy Surrey...

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Funny story: Bin Laden holiday video nasties released

Bin Laden holiday video nasties released

Washington - Gorblimey shots of Bloody Bin Bag snorkling at Helmand Butlins are enraging decent folk this weekend. Dressed from head to toe in a Nigella burkhini the Al Qaeda capo di capi is learning doggie-paddle. Nearby Mrs Fatima Susan Boyle...

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Funny story: 10 things you need to know about the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's home

10 things you need to know about the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's home

10 things you need to know about the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's home: 1. No dogs are allowed inside (with the exception of Camilla if she phones first) 2. No staff (Will and Kate will do the cooking and cleaning themselves, even keep the gardens nice coz they want to save the country some money.) 3. They have a hand made quilt on the kitchen floor, sent as a wedding gift from...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics take out super-duper-mega-injunction!

SuBo fanatics take out super-duper-mega-injunction!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies may, or may not, have taken out a super-duper-mega-injunction against the entire internet today, after it is thought that a video clip of the fanatics attempting to phone SuBo at home may, or may not, h...

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Funny story: SuBo Spotted In SoBe Drinking Sobe

SuBo Spotted In SoBe Drinking Sobe

Florida - SuBo aka Susan Boyle was spotted by paparazzi in SoBe aka South Beach (Miami), drinking Sobe aka.... well, it doesn't have an aka, it's Sobe. So, why was the unstable yet strangely mesmerizing frump SuBo hanging out among the beau...

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Funny story: Rare Andy Warhol Painting Of Susan Boyle Found

Rare Andy Warhol Painting Of Susan Boyle Found

Philadelphia - An unnamed auction house in Pennsylvania says they have found a lithograph by Andy Warhol of Subo in a bank vault. The discovery has rocked the art and singing world. Art critics world wide have said it's utterly beside the point t...

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