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Funny story: Subway manager is sacked for scoffing all the stock

Subway manager is sacked for scoffing all the stock

An extremely greedy and pompous Subway sandwich shop manager from New Mexico was fired yesterday for eating the complete stock of food in the shops limited inventory.

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Funny story: Subway Cause A Spicy Storm With Human Flesh Sandwich

Subway Cause A Spicy Storm With Human Flesh Sandwich

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - They've opened up franchise restaurants around the world serving sandwiches made from bread baked that same day, fillings as fresh as possible. Value for money and ultimately, a delicious meal, have ma...

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Funny story: Subway sack worker over sharing Coke, Transport systems worldwide strike in protest. Markets in freefall.

Subway sack worker over sharing Coke, Transport systems worldwide strike in protest. Markets in freefall.

A worker at a Subway restaurant in Dunedin New Zealand has been sacked for sharing her complimentary diet Coke with a friend, sparking worldwide travel chaos as underground train systems immediately went on strike and have refused to return to work...

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Funny story: Jared Fogle Spotted Going Biggie Size at Wendy's

Jared Fogle Spotted Going Biggie Size at Wendy's

Subway spokesman and former fattie Jared Fogle, who became famous for losing 350 pounds on his own Subway diet, was spotted yesterday by customers at a Wendy's restaurant. One restaurant employee, on conditions of anonymity, said that "Jare...

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Funny story: Subway Salads are Delicious

Subway Salads are Delicious

Subway has very delicious salads as well as big bread sandwishes. Many so-called dieters love the food and love the fact that the sandwishes are soo big. Many people who have gained over a certain number of pounds have set realistic goals providing they have trainers of the opposite sex. When in the company of people of theopposite sex, the desire for more food diminishes. Conversation becomes...

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Funny story: Bank Robber pardoned with "Subway Clause" loophole

Bank Robber pardoned with "Subway Clause" loophole

IRVING, TX -- Local accountant, Dennis Harding, was released from Lou Sterritt County Correctional Facility on Tuesday after lengthy court proceedings.

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