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Funny story: Drinking Water is bad for you

Drinking Water is bad for you

Latest research from the Institute for the Mentally Challenged has shown that drinking water is terribly bad for people and should be avoided. "We ran an experiment for three weeks," said head of Research and Money Laundering, Bev Average. "We spl...

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Funny story: Fat people can find food faster

Fat people can find food faster

A possible contender for the 2011 Ignoble prize is the study by Phil Dupp and Terry Soranje in which they have discovered that fat people are better at finding hidden food than thin people. "It's a linear scale," said Soranje. "The fatter you get,...

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Funny story: Superhero study: very revealing

Superhero study: very revealing

In the largest study of its kind, indeed, the only study of its kind ever carried out, the Marvellous Applied Comic Knowledge course at Milton Keynes university has discovered a remarkable correlation between superheroes. The better their super po...

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Funny story: Nail clippers

Nail clippers

Keswick University's year long study into the sales of nail clippers has come to a remarkable conclusion. "We discovered that nail clippers very rarely break," said Ian Dexter, who headed up the study. "They are generally very sturdy. Yet they are...

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Funny story: Study Shows 63% of Americans Complain About Everything

Study Shows 63% of Americans Complain About Everything

Six college students, who are attending Harvard University, conducted a survey across America and found that 63% of Americans complain about everything. The study was headed by Jessica Dearan, a junior at the school, who told reporters: "Throu...

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Funny story: Scientists Prove You Can't "Laugh Like A Drain."

Scientists Prove You Can't "Laugh Like A Drain."

A new report by top boffins says it's nonsense to suggest you can "laugh like a drain." Sociologists and anthropologists from the University of Maidenhead have carried out a five-year study that took them around the world. In their report, publish...

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Funny story: Girls who smoke have sex earlier

Girls who smoke have sex earlier

A new study from Lincolnshire University of Science and Technology has revealed that girls who smoke have sex earlier than non-smokers. "We have conductive an extensive survey," said Alec Coucher, head of Intimate Studies at LUST. "Having factored...

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Funny story: More Amazing Statistics

More Amazing Statistics

Rising life expectancies and improved health means the population is ageing much more slowly than at the end of last century. The US and Austrian study in the well respected Science magazine makes a number of amazing discoveries. The study also...

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Funny story: Study Finds America is Second Most Violent Country

Study Finds America is Second Most Violent Country

Washington, D.C. - America has fallen behind. No, not in education, healthcare or quality of life. The US is now the second most violent country in the world. So, who is the most violent? The answer is a bit surprising. Would you believe Luxembo...

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Funny story: New Study Find 10% of Crimes in US Caused by 'Grand Theft Auto' Video Games

New Study Find 10% of Crimes in US Caused by 'Grand Theft Auto' Video Games

A new study on crime in major American urban areas, found that nearly 10% of all crimes commited are homages to the violent video game series Grand Theft Auto. What other video games are causing humans to act wierdly? - PacMan Unnecessary eating of marshmallows and cherries. - Burnout: Paradise Pulling up at traffic signals and racing against bemused drivers, in a Ford Focus - SingStar At...

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Funny story: Sandwich Fillings stop Sandwiches tasting of bread

Sandwich Fillings stop Sandwiches tasting of bread

New Research from the Bread School of Bredbury has shown that people prefer sandwiches with a filling, rather than plain bread. More controversially, it doesn't matter what the filling is, from Corned Beef and Piccalilli to Egg Mayonnaise or Prawn...

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Funny story: Benefits of Smoking Revealed in New Study

Benefits of Smoking Revealed in New Study

A new study released to the press yesterday, claims that a number of financial and lifestyle benefits can be attained through the regular daily use of tobacco products. Unveiled by the Southern Heuristic Institute of Tobacco, in conjunction with...

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Funny story: New Sex Study Reveals Semen In the Crossfire

New Sex Study Reveals Semen In the Crossfire

SAN DIEGO, California - Researchers have long known that sex can be fun, that people who have sex often tend to live longer, healthier lives, and that sexually active men have healthier sperm. What researchers did not know is that the collection o...

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Funny story: Scientific study proves that wearing tight "Genes" determines the "Longevity" of the male "Dick" !

Scientific study proves that wearing tight "Genes" determines the "Longevity" of the male "Dick" !

Scientists have now proven that a man's "Longevity" is not determined by his ethnic origins but is purely down to the tightness of his "Genes"?! It was once thought that one's ethnic origins determine the size of your "weapon" i.e. Negroes have hu...

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Funny story: Important Findings In University Study

Important Findings In University Study

A university has published it's finding's on the often quoted saying 'the grass is always greener on the other side'. The £51,000,000 study, funded by taxpayers, was commissioned by Barry Twatt of the University of Life And Cultural Science in Twi...

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Funny story: New Study Reveals Global Common Sense Shortage

New Study Reveals Global Common Sense Shortage

A study commissioned by the mental health watchdog OFFNUT, has revealed a startling decline in common sense worldwide. Initially seen as a purely American phenomenon, Total Absence of Rational Thought (TART) has spread rapidly throughout Europe and...

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Funny story: Homeless Less Likely to Get Cancer

Homeless Less Likely to Get Cancer

Washington, D.C. -- According to researchers at the Cancer Research Center in Washington, D.C., the homeless are much less likely to get cancer than those with a roof over their head. Scientists and doctors alike at the Center claim that their evi...

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