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Funny story: Strip poker tournament attracts massive viewing figures

Strip poker tournament attracts massive viewing figures

Britain's first televised Strip Poker Tournament took place in Blackpool yesterday, and the viewing figures shot through the roof as word spread around the internet that the Young Women's Cheerleaders Association was taking part this year. The sho...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Vegas Rampage Continues

Vanessa Hudgens Vegas Rampage Continues

Vanessa Hudgens is continuing her Las Vegas birthday/I'm single again celebration. She's been on a, "bad girl", rampage for the last few days and many photos of her pole dancing at various Las Vegas strip joints have been surfacing on the net. The...

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Funny story: Life is Stranger Than Spoof #4

Life is Stranger Than Spoof #4

This is a new feature in the Spoof. It is the stuff you can't Spoof, it is already a spoof on it's own. I'll scourer the net and bring it to you with no fuss no muss, all of it unfortunately true to life. There are times when I find myself writing stories I can't improve upon so I thought I should share some of these. Here is: Life is Stranger Than Spoof #4, A dry Niagra Falls Ancient Ro...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Sheds Good Girl Image Becomes Stripper

Miley Cyrus Sheds Good Girl Image Becomes Stripper

Miley Cyrus turned 18 recently that makes her legal to do whatever she pleases. Her first order of business is to shed her goody two shoes image. To achieve that goal she has taken a job at Harazy Girls in Los Angeles California. It seems kinda cr...

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Funny story: Thousands Turn Out In Support Of Striking Pole And Lap Dancers

Thousands Turn Out In Support Of Striking Pole And Lap Dancers

On the day that students once again took to the streets of Britain to complain about escalating tuition fees and broken government promises, thousands ignored them and headed off to Trafalgar Square to cheer on a group of fifteen hundred striking pol...

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Funny story: Kinect hacked to play live strip poker

Kinect hacked to play live strip poker

Microsoft's new accessory for the XBox, the Kinect, has been hacked to allow video streaming across the internet, to play live strip poker. PokeHer, the on-line strip poker site, has been steadily gaining adherents as early adopters of the Kinect...

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Funny story: U.K. Engineer Designs Better Gripping Stripper Pole

U.K. Engineer Designs Better Gripping Stripper Pole

Following years of unreported but serious workplace related injuries in adult entertainment establishments, a London engineer today announced his new design for a textured, no-slip stripper pole. In a news conference earlier this morning, Howie Og...

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Funny story: Bikinis Worn To Church

Bikinis Worn To Church

Every weekend for the past four years, according to an article from "The Ugly Truth", the members of the New Beginnings Ministries church in Landsworth, Ohio have gathered together in front of The Foxy Box Strip Club and attempted to shame customers...

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Funny story: Here's an idea: Let's Watch a Stripper Get Dressed

Here's an idea: Let's Watch a Stripper Get Dressed

I know I can get you riled up by taking my clothes off, one silky piece at a time, slowly but with a purpose. Now I'd like to see you get hot and bothered while I put them back on. Because I spent a long time picking out these clothes. I didn't just go to Macy's and grab the first thing that fit me; I looked at hundreds of pieces, in several different departments, before I found just what to take...

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Funny story: This Spring Break, I've Revealed My Talent

This Spring Break, I've Revealed My Talent

Mom and Dad always said I wouldn't amount to anything, but wait until they hear that yours truly was named the winner of the Punta Cana Spring Break "Wild Girl" Stripper Contest! Believe me, this wasn't a cake walk. No fewer than 70 girls competed to see who could take off their clothes in the most alluring manner and then parade themselves around in as many different ways as possible. When you co...

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Funny story: Bikini-Clad Strippers Picket Outside Ohio Church

Bikini-Clad Strippers Picket Outside Ohio Church

Wesawit, Ohio - It was tit for tit Sunday when dancers from a local strip club went to Church, not to pray but to protest. For the past four years, the pastor of the Church has regularly been bringing parishioners down to the Foxy Babe Strip Joint on...

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Funny story: Steele Justifies Strip Club Visit

Steele Justifies Strip Club Visit

The following is a recent letter from the Chairman of the Republican National Committee, Michael Steele to major GOP donors: Polls indicate that a majority of strippers hate social diseases/socialism I've said it many times, and I'll say it again now - only through your blind faith and radical, right-wing beliefs has our (Tea) party been able to scare and anger so many Americans in such a sh...

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Funny story: Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing National Anthem at NCAA Basketball Championship Game

Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing National Anthem at NCAA Basketball Championship Game

The Ninja Stripper Vampires, a new singing group not to be confused with the Naked Samurai Zombies, will perform the National Anthem at the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament Championship Game. The group, which has rocketed to the top of the charts an...

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Funny story: Unpaid Air Hostesses Strip In Protest

Unpaid Air Hostesses Strip In Protest

Flight attendants in Madrid who are owed up to nine months' wages by a grounded Spanish airline have posed nude for a calendar to draw attention to their plight, one of the cabin crew turned models said on Wednesday. "We had to do something to cat...

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Funny story: Ninja Stripper Vampires Get Into Altercation With Naked Samurai Zombies

Ninja Stripper Vampires Get Into Altercation With Naked Samurai Zombies

Two different rock groups got into a confrontation at Chicago's O'Hare Airport on Tuesday morning. The Ninja Stripper Vampires and the Naked Samuri Zombies exchanged blows, roundhouse kicks, and used chucks and throwing stars in their fight with eac...

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Funny story: Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing Naked On American Idol With Miley Cyrus

Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing Naked On American Idol With Miley Cyrus

In an act of name dropping not seen in weeks, American Idol announced that Miley Cyrus will join Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift in a trio and perform on the American Idol Finale show. Additionally, there will be a performance by the Ninja Stripper Vampi...

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Funny story: Italy's Silvio Berlusconi , Seeking Re Erection, Picks Exotic Dancer for Ticket!

Italy's Silvio Berlusconi , Seeking Re Erection, Picks Exotic Dancer for Ticket!

Mirroring the dysfunctional Italian Government,, the country's Prime Minister, as if to taunt Gordon Brown, shows he still has an eye for the women, picking a former exotic entertainer to join his ticket. Silvio Berlusconi, Person in Power (PIP) o...

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