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Funny story: Schwarzenegger's Argentine Tango still eclipses the very best Strictly Come Dancing can offer

Schwarzenegger's Argentine Tango still eclipses the very best Strictly Come Dancing can offer

London - It's set the Argentine Tango benchmark since 1994 when Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tia Carrere - as Juno Skinner - danced their rocks off to The Tango Project's rendition of Por una Cabeza. "For sheer animal magnetism you just can't beat it...

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Funny story: Come Dancing at Shepherds Bush Green

Come Dancing at Shepherds Bush Green

In an effort to raise much needed funds, the BBC is thinking of moving its popular show 'Strictly Come Dancing' to the summer and filming it on Shepherds Bush Green. "Due to cuts, we are finding it hard to afford the outfits for our couples, so s...

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Funny story: Strictly Scrum Dancing - When Rugby World Cup Meets Reality TV

Strictly Scrum Dancing - When Rugby World Cup Meets Reality TV

On the eve of the Rugby World Cup final there have been calls for the sport to attempt to embrace a wider audience by introducing a more entertaining aspect to matches. That fact that these calls have come solely from Strictly Come Dancing judge Brun...

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Funny story: Robbie Savage paired with sheep on Strictly Come Dancing

Robbie Savage paired with sheep on Strictly Come Dancing

Robbie Savage's tweets have led to much speculation about his mystery partner on Strictly Come Dancing. The ex-footballer has told followers on Twitter that he would like to 'go through the moves' with stunning pro dancers Natalie Low or Alioni V...

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Funny story: Saggy-bum old cougars sign up for BBC Strictly Come Dancing

Saggy-bum old cougars sign up for BBC Strictly Come Dancing

London - Edwina Currie, Nancy Dell'Olio, Lulu and Anita Dobson head the Beeb's geriatric hat trick-plus line-up starting this Saturday. The ageing wannabes easily trump last season's torture that inflicted Ann Widdecombe on a hapless Brit audience...

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Funny story: The number of 'Strictly' shows to be expanded

The number of 'Strictly' shows to be expanded

After the latest viewing figures for Strictly Come Dancing show that this form of reality television remains as inexplicably popular as ever, the BBC intend to expand the stable. "For example, in late Autumn we're going to be showing Strictly No P...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Upheaval

Strictly Come Dancing Upheaval

Strictly Come Dancing's Brian Fortuna has announced he is leaving the show after changes were made to the format. He quit the show after he and some of his colleagues were asked to make the show entertaining. A furious Fortuna said "I don't kno...

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Funny story: Graverobbers' Snatch: Bruce Forsyth?

Graverobbers' Snatch: Bruce Forsyth?

London - (Neck Row Fillier): Reports that Strictly Come Dancing compere Bruce Forsyth 'is little better than a graverobber's kneetrembler' have startled his loyal Last Tango In Paris fans. The 80-something TV show host has been reviled by Rome med...

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Funny story: Deputy PM Nick Clegg - said to be angry about colleague Vince Cable's Strictly Come Dancing appearance - was told to "get a life" by Ann Widdecombe, yesterday

Deputy PM Nick Clegg - said to be angry about colleague Vince Cable's Strictly Come Dancing appearance - was told to "get a life" by Ann Widdecombe, yesterday

DEPUTY PM Nick Clegg - said to be angry about colleague Vince Cable's Strictly Come Dancing appearance - was told to "get a life" by Ann Widdecombe, yesterday Rumour has it that Nick is merely jealous because he has two left feet and couldn't find...

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Funny story: Is Kara Tointon ready to dump Artem Chigvintsev for recycled Liz Hurley shag Shane Warne?

Is Kara Tointon ready to dump Artem Chigvintsev for recycled Liz Hurley shag Shane Warne?

London - (Now The Carnival Is Over): "Fancy a Last Tango in Paris, Kara?" was the lurid text left on Kara's mobile as she danced her way to Strictly glory with Artem last night. This morning Kata Tointon's ass - er...arm! - was in a sling followin...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Breasts & Nut Clusters Awards 2010

Strictly Come Dancing Breasts & Nut Clusters Awards 2010

As much as their quick-stepping artistry, the physical attributes of the Strictly contestants were under close scrutiny as they danced for the 2010 title last night. For months viewers have been transfixed by the delightful décolletés of the girls...

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Funny story: Mary Whitehouse Viewers and Listeners Association up in arms over ejection of Ann Widdecombe

Mary Whitehouse Viewers and Listeners Association up in arms over ejection of Ann Widdecombe

Now that Ann Widdecombe has been ejected from popular dancing reality show "Strictly", the Mary Whitehouse Viewers and Listeners Association (MWVLA) are up in arms that the show may now start to verge on the pornographic. The MWVLA feel that femal...

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Funny story: Anne Widdecombe's Strictly Sex Fans

Anne Widdecombe's Strictly Sex Fans

Former Government minister Ann Widdecombe is winning a new set of fans with her next Strictly Come Dancing stunt. During next weekend's film-themed show, Ann will play Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. And while Kara Tointon looks fits as a butche...

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Funny story: Aung San Suu Kyi and Arnold Schwarzenegger snapped up for Strictly Come Dancing Xmas show

Aung San Suu Kyi and Arnold Schwarzenegger snapped up for Strictly Come Dancing Xmas show

Blackpool - (Quickstep News): The freed Burmese politician will dance Por Una Cabeza - the Argentinian tango from 'True Lies' - according to sources. Suu Kyi has been signed up by the BBC Saturday night show for a reported £5 million amid frantic...

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Funny story: Bollox choreography as Felicity Kendall does the Paso Doble

Bollox choreography as Felicity Kendall does the Paso Doble

Blackpool - (Blast Tango In Paris): The 64-year old OAP's Saturday night rendition of the Spanish bullfighter's march was crap. Terrible timing, jerky movements and a gaunt facial expression suggesting something nasty gestating down her larynx sa...

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Funny story: Same Sex Couple For Strictly Come Dancing?

Same Sex Couple For Strictly Come Dancing?

It has been announced (mostly by me) that in the next series of Strictly Come Dancing, to begin next year, a same-sex couple will feature. Bruce Forsyth, asked about the rumour, said "I'm staying tight lipped. And with all the queens round here that...

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Funny story: Loveable Twit Sought for Next Strictly Come Dancing

Loveable Twit Sought for Next Strictly Come Dancing

The BBC is engaged in a search for the next loveable twit to take part in the 2011 Strictly Come Dancing. The Inspector General of the Beeb announced there was only one other main criterion, besides being a loveable twit and that was that they cou...

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