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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been helping The Police with their enquiries recently, writes Lettie S Beavanu, Popular Vampire Films & Police Affairs Correspondent. It all came about as recently as recently while the...

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Funny story: Coco Sumner First Woman to Win The "Julian Lennon Award" For Sounding Exactly Like Her Father.

Coco Sumner First Woman to Win The "Julian Lennon Award" For Sounding Exactly Like Her Father.

NO DNA TEST NECESSARY: Eliot "Coco" Sumner, the future Executrix of the Wills of Sting and producer Trudie Styler, is now the first woman to win the Julian Lennon Award for sounding exactly like her famous father, Police guitarist Andy Summers. (U...

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Funny story: FBI's Last Comment to Reality Star van der Sloot After Handing Over $15,000: "Go Break a Neck!"

FBI's Last Comment to Reality Star van der Sloot After Handing Over $15,000: "Go Break a Neck!"

The bizarre story involving the Dutch sociopath just gets more bizarre after it was revealed the FBI taped their sting meeting with Joran, but instead of immediately arresting him, bid the bad actor off with the Hollywood Classic Phrase, "OK Joran..

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Funny story: Celebrity Beardwatch - First Sting Looks Like A Tramp And Then Jim Carrey Brings His Monster To London

Celebrity Beardwatch - First Sting Looks Like A Tramp And Then Jim Carrey Brings His Monster To London

A disturbing new fashion trend has developed on both sides of the Atlantic recently, and it's really getting a lot of people hot under the collar for a variety of reasons. Big bushy tramp beards. US actor Jim Carrey showed up at the London prem...

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy's Funeral Sets World Record -- Formed Longest Conga Line, Ever!

Ted Kennedy's Funeral Sets World Record -- Formed Longest Conga Line, Ever!

Boston, Massachusetts - It's official. Ted Kennedy's funeral made it into the "Guinness Book of World Records" as not only the biggest Irish Wake ever held in history, but with people cuing up in line to view the body of the friend of the friendless,...

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Funny story: 80's Slap Bass - The hits of Sting at number 4

80's Slap Bass - The hits of Sting at number 4

An album of Sting songs is now at number 4 in the charts, played on the instrumental sound of the 1980's, Slap Bass. The sound, most noticeable in the theme to Seinfeld was made famous by such players as Level 42's Mark King, and a number of bassi...

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Funny story: Police ditch Manchester concerts

Police ditch Manchester concerts

Manchester Hippydrome - (Ass Mess): "Maybe he should have stayed away from those Berlin hookers," was Trudie Styler's response following the news today that her husband's regurgitated 1980s pop group Police have ditched plans for tw...

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Funny story: Sting Stung over Mung Bung

Sting Stung over Mung Bung

Ageing rocker Sting, real name Gordon Sumner, was released on bail yesterday at Primrose Hill police station after a public feud with a market-stall owner degenerated into a violent brawl.

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Funny story: Ex-Police singer Sting stung outside German brothel

Ex-Police singer Sting stung outside German brothel

Hamburg, Germany - (Spotted Ass Mess): As deafening Frankie Goes to Hollywood lyrics blared out into the early morning Hamburg streets on Wednesday this week former Police singer Sting got an unexpected surprise outside the city's notor...

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Funny story: New Sex Toy Set To Take UK BY Storm

New Sex Toy Set To Take UK BY Storm

Sex Shop chain, Anne Summers, has today revealed what it hopes will be its new best seller.

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Funny story: Shilpa In Police Reunion Sensation - I'm Walking On The Moon Says Bollywood Star

Shilpa In Police Reunion Sensation - I'm Walking On The Moon Says Bollywood Star

Sensational showbiz news as reports reach us that legendary rockers, The Police, are to reform with Bollywood sensation Shilpa Shetty fronting the band.

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Funny story: The Police Get Ready To Top Up Their Pensions

The Police Get Ready To Top Up Their Pensions

The Band 'The Police' are busy rehearsing for their forthcoming money making idea. No not more speed cameras (at least no cameras!) They will perform some of their songs and a hit at the Grammy's.

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Funny story: The Police Reunite in Adult Diapers to Play Grammys, Tour

The Police Reunite in Adult Diapers to Play Grammys, Tour

The Police, after a 20-year hiatus, kicked off a world reunion tour this week by playing the Grammys to commemorate the 30-year anniversary of the band's formation. That they were old and creaky was lost on no one.

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