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Funny story: Berrabah, Ewen Defend Gerrard Marriage

Berrabah, Ewen Defend Gerrard Marriage

Sugababes Amelle Berrabah and Jade Ewen have said their bandmate Heidi Range's marriage to footballer Steven Gerrard is "stronger than ever". In seperate interviews, both Berrabah and Ewen claimed the couple were very happy and are not splitting u...

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Funny story: Gerrard's Parents House Torched

Gerrard's Parents House Torched

Girls Aloud star Nadine Gerrard and Liverpool FC captain Steven Gerrard have rushed back to Liverpool as they found out their mother's house had been set alight by thugs. According to a source close to the family, both Nadine and Steven are fuming...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard Issues Full Statement

Steven Gerrard Issues Full Statement

In a hastily convened press conference from Steven Gerrard's temporary home at a hotel in Southport, Steven Gerrard, England and Liverpool captain met with reporters and issued a formal statement in response to the flurry of internet rumours which ha...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard Sex Scandal Rumours Just Weren't True

Steven Gerrard Sex Scandal Rumours Just Weren't True

Ummm....It appears that Skoob News was actually given duff information regarding the Steven Gerrard sex scandal rumours, which we never elaborated on anyway, because we couldn't be sure. It turns out that Gerrard's wife, Alex, doesn't even have a...

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Funny story: John Terry And Steven Gerrard To Holiday Together In Benidorm In Bonding Exercise

John Terry And Steven Gerrard To Holiday Together In Benidorm In Bonding Exercise

Unreliable sources reliably inform us unreliably that John Terry and Steven Gerrard are to holiday together in Benidorm with their respective partners in a teambuilding cum bonding exercise - following England's monumental World Cup fuck up, which th...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard Issues an Apology

Steven Gerrard Issues an Apology

Disgraced England Captain, Steven Gerrard, also of Liverpool, arrived back into England this morning to a hostile reception. Clamouring fans were demanding explanations not excuses from the captain and the manager, Fabio Capello. They were disappo...

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Funny story: ITV Prefer A Hyundai Ad To Steven Gerrard's World Cup Goal

ITV Prefer A Hyundai Ad To Steven Gerrard's World Cup Goal

Consternation and pure unbridled rage in parts of the UK tonight, as ITV interrupted England's World Cup Opener against the USA with a Hyundai advert. Missing Steven Gerrard's goal in the process. Studio anchorman Adrian Chiles tried to gloss o...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard - 'The Fire Is Out' Says Man United Star

Steven Gerrard - 'The Fire Is Out' Says Man United Star

A man purporting to be a star player for Man United racked up the tension a couple of notches ahead of Liverpool's PL visit to Old Trafford this afternoon by claiming that Steven Gerrard lacked ambition and that the fire in his heart was well and tru...

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Funny story: Gerrard, Carragher And Torres Hand In Transfer Requests

Gerrard, Carragher And Torres Hand In Transfer Requests

Under fire Liverpool were today dealt another crushing body blow as their three star players all handed in transfer requests, Mickey McWhack writes. During a disastrous season which has seen the once mighty Reds CRASH! out of the Champions League,...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard: "My Magic Roundabout Rehabilitation is going well!"

Steven Gerrard: "My Magic Roundabout Rehabilitation is going well!"

Melwood Training Ground, LIVERPOOL: Although widely reported in the media that Gerrard had used the international break, to step up his rehabilitation from a nagging groin injury. SpoofyDoofy was able to gain an exclusive insight into Steven Gerrar...

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Funny story: United Fans 5-Star Liverpool Spoof Movie Short

United Fans 5-Star Liverpool Spoof Movie Short

A 43 minute long fictional Spoof film which portrays a Spoofatised 'account' of Rafa Benitez's half time team talk in the 2005 CL Final in Istanbul, where the Reds trailed by three goals to AC Milan, has been roundly 5 starred by Manchester United fa...

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Funny story: The Queen exacts more revenge on Gerrard by sending balloon to give Sunderland victory

The Queen exacts more revenge on Gerrard by sending balloon to give Sunderland victory

Following Her Majesty the Queen's disapproval of a recipient of her coveted MBE award - Steven Gerrard - ending up in police cells, and then in court on charges of assault, the head of state of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland took further rev...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard talks frankly about his Magic Roundabout addiction

Steven Gerrard talks frankly about his Magic Roundabout addiction

Dougal the dog, Dillon the rabbit, Brian the snail, Ermitrude the cow were sitting on the mantel piece in Steven Gerrards luxury home in Merseyside, as I interviewed him about his Magic Roundabout addiction. Every top player has a way of handling...

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Funny story: Gerrard quits football, brings out hit DJ remix - Now Dats Worra Call Muzik Soft Lad

Gerrard quits football, brings out hit DJ remix - Now Dats Worra Call Muzik Soft Lad

Steven Gerrard, Liverpool FC legend and 18 Yard Diving World Champion, shocked the football world yesterday by turning his back on premier league football, as he set off on a new career terrorising the top 40 with some wicked remixes. After sensat...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard opens new boxing gym

Steven Gerrard opens new boxing gym

Last week Steven Gerrard was found not guilty after he confronted the DJ about the type of music he was playing, Gerrard insisted he let him change the music because he was torturing the whole pub with terrible music choices and barely audible cheesy...

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Funny story: London defence lawyers' firm Aardvark, Bishbosh & Crimcon today denied they were regulary fixing high-profile court cases across the English-speaking world

London defence lawyers' firm Aardvark, Bishbosh & Crimcon today denied they were regulary fixing high-profile court cases across the English-speaking world

A spokesman for them, Sir Heinrich Mason-Handshacht, said: 'Many of our clients are very well-known, but that does not mean that the rumours they were blatantly guilty but then got off their cases scot free had anything to do with mass bribery by us...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Cleared of Assault - Shit Didn't Hit Fan

Amy Winehouse Cleared of Assault - Shit Didn't Hit Fan

Amy Winehouse has been cleared of assaulting a dancer in a charity ball in central London last year. Miss Winehouse was found not guilty after it was revealed was that she was drunk, the person she was alleged to have hit was drunk and most of the...

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