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Funny story: New England Boss named

New England Boss named

English football is reeling today After the sacking of head coach Steve McClaren, following the England team's woeful performance, failing to qualify for Euro 2008.

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Funny story: Steve McClaren - The Post-sacking Interview

Steve McClaren - The Post-sacking Interview

Sacked England manager Steve McClaren has given his first interview after losing his job after only fifteen months in charge of the national team. Spoof reporter Harry Enscombe, respectful of the ex-Hull player's state of mind so soon after finding himself in the dole queue, put the questions to McClaren earlier today:...

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Funny story: Job Centre Chaos As Thousands Apply For England Manager's Job

Job Centre Chaos As Thousands Apply For England Manager's Job

Staff at Job Centres across the UK were under siege today as tens of thousands of jobseekers descended on their offices to apply for the England football manager's job.

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Funny story: Andorra To Blame For England Exit, Says McClaren

Andorra To Blame For England Exit, Says McClaren

England manager Steve McClaren this morning berated the efforts of Pyrenees part-timers Andorra after their unsuccessful attempt to beat Russia last night - Andorra lost 1-0, a result which saw England crash...

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Funny story: McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

Steve McClaren, the England manager now being hailed as the Greatest Ever Englishman from York, may have used 'The Force' to obtain a favourable result for his team in the Israel/Russia match on Saturday.

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Funny story: Steve McClaren - What A Fantastic Manager!

Steve McClaren - What A Fantastic Manager!

Steve McClaren, the England coach under pressure last week, is today being described as "the best England manager ever in the history of England managers" after his team came through the weekend unscathed, and now look likely to qualify for the Euro…

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Funny story: McLaren Forgets He's McLaren

McLaren Forgets He's McLaren

The England manager, McLaren, has FORGOTTEN that he's McLaren, according to sources.

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Funny story: McClaren To Rely On Jews For Miracle

McClaren To Rely On Jews For Miracle

Steve McClaren, the beleaguered England manager, faces dismissal this morning after a night of shame in Russia that leaves his team needing a miracle to qualify for the Finals of the Euro 2008 championships.

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Funny story: Michael Owen Called Up By England Despite Horrific List Of Injuries

Michael Owen Called Up By England Despite Horrific List Of Injuries

Michael Owen has been included in the England squad for the vital Euro 2008 qualifying games against Estonia and Russia, despite the fact that he is injured.

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Funny story: McClaren Calls Up Women Footballers

McClaren Calls Up Women Footballers

England football manager Steve McClaren is to draft in some of the players from of the England Women's Team after their stunning 6-1 victory over Argentina in the Female World Cup in China.

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Funny story: Lescott And Heskey Called Up As McClaren Gets Desperate

Lescott And Heskey Called Up As McClaren Gets Desperate

England manager Steve McClaren hit rock bottom today when, faced with various injury crises, he called up none other than two ex-TV advertising stars, the Everton defender Joleon Lescott and much-travelled Wigan stri...

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Funny story: McClaren Panics And Recalls Has-beens For 'Friendly'

McClaren Panics And Recalls Has-beens For 'Friendly'

Steve McClaren, the least popular England football manager in the history of the game, has given 'one last chance' to two veterans of the English game, goalkeeper David James and his Portsmou...

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Funny story: David Beckham Acquires Fast Plane To Beat DVT

David Beckham Acquires Fast Plane To Beat DVT

After a warning by health experts that making too many flights between Los Angeles and London could constitute a health risk, footballer David Beckham has acquired a rather novel mode of transport to deal with the pr...

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Funny story: England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England football manager Steve McClanger was "over the moon" this morning after his team systematically dismantled Estonia in their Euro 2008 qualifier in Tallinn.

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Funny story: England 1 Brazil 1: McClaren Swears On TV

England 1 Brazil 1: McClaren Swears On TV

England manager Steve McClanger confessed last night that he had always been a fan of David Beckham, and said that he thought he was "the best player the world had ever seen". There was a s...

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Funny story: Real Madrid's David Beckham Recalled to the England Team

Real Madrid's David Beckham Recalled to the England Team

David Beckham is set to be recalled to the England squad by manager Steve McClaren after a series of pathetically bad performances by England.

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Funny story: David Nugent No Gent In Nou Camp Netting Nuisance

David Nugent No Gent In Nou Camp Netting Nuisance

There was more trouble for beleaguered manager Malcolm McClaren in Spain last night, even after his under-pressure England team had trounced Andorra 3-0 in the Nou Camp.

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