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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Helped Seattle Super Bowl Win

Stephen Hawking Helped Seattle Super Bowl Win

Mastermind Stephen Hawking talked to reporters this morning that he had been reading the news this morning and has admitted that he had helped the Seattle Seahawks win the Super Bowl. He claims that it was an accident on his part. "Gentleman ca...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Reveals Source Of Ghost-Sightings

Stephen Hawking Reveals Source Of Ghost-Sightings

Remember the old commercials, "When E.F. Hutton speaks, everyone listens?" That is usually the case when Stephen Hawking speaks in his mechanical voice, everyone listens. After waiting until the Super Bowl thing was over, Hawking called the press...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking: Of Course Earth Has Visitors From Other Planets

Stephen Hawking: Of Course Earth Has Visitors From Other Planets

Much to most people's surprise, Stephen Hawking has assured other scientists some time ago that what we call aliens have often visited the earth. With his mechanical voice and appearance, Stephen Hawking almost appears as an alien himself. However...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking: Whole Lot of Shit Going Down!

Stephen Hawking: Whole Lot of Shit Going Down!

Prominent scientist, Stephen Hawking stated today that both Greenpeace and other environmental groups are fighting a losing battle with nature. "There are about 7 billion people on the earth today. Let's say they have one good crap each day. Now I...

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Funny story: Britney Spears and Justin Bieber tell the truth

Britney Spears and Justin Bieber tell the truth

New York- At a news conference Britney Spears and Justin Bieber spoke to reporters to explain their interest in Astronomy. After listening to a discussion given by Steven Hawking about particle theory and life in the universe both Spears and Bie...

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Funny story: Atos insist Stephen Hawking is not disabled

Atos insist Stephen Hawking is not disabled

Atos, the French organisation employed by the British government to see which British people are eligible for disability benefits, have decided that Stephen Hawking is not disabled, and is not allowed any benefits, despite the seventy-one year old ph...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Has Been Walking for Years, We Just Can't See It

Stephen Hawking Has Been Walking for Years, We Just Can't See It

An inside source has revealed that Stephen Hawking, the world renowned theoretical physicist who is confined to a wheelchair, has been "walking for several years now" and claims that the world is just too close-minded to observe it. The sourc...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Picks the Celtics in Deep Six

Stephen Hawking Picks the Celtics in Deep Six

Famed scientist Stephen Hawking, a kin of Albert Einstein in the cosmology of odds and evens, has claimed the Boston Celtics' fate is in the hands of quantum fluctuations. Hawking told an audience of eggheads whose brain is in the shape of a baske...

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Funny story: The Philosophy of Gronk from A to B

The Philosophy of Gronk from A to B

On a Boston radio show on station WEEI, Rob Gronkowski began to explain his sophisticated sense of the existential crisis facing all of us in the 21st century, following in the steps of Jean-Paul Satre and Albert Camus. On the vagaries of life and...

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Funny story: Sir Partick Moore's RIP has left a huge black hole in our lives says Stephen Hawking

Sir Partick Moore's RIP has left a huge black hole in our lives says Stephen Hawking

London - "His flagship Beeb programme The Sky's A Fright will never be the same," the former Lucasian Professor of String Vest Theory said today as news of Moore's death was announced. The 89 year-old astronomer and broadcaster 'went supernova' at...

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Funny story: Quantum experiment accidentally splits the universe in two

Quantum experiment accidentally splits the universe in two

Scientists at Cambridge university have accidentally split the entire Universe into two. "We're very sorry," said Kate Bifur, professor of quantum theory at Cambridge. "It was an accident." According to the incident log, the split occurred at n...

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Funny story: Do people not know you're joking? There's an app for that

Do people not know you're joking? There's an app for that

My Way Apps have released an app that is set to take the Frivolous App Market by storm, iWink. "This is fantastic," said App World! editor, Mac Buck. "For years I have suffered with people not realising I'm being sarcastic or joking. My cutting w...

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Funny story: Brilliant mathematician Gareth Williams 'probably Stephen Hawking's son'

Brilliant mathematician Gareth Williams 'probably Stephen Hawking's son'

Cambridge - Hawking is known to have shagged a number of trollops keen to fertilise their eggs by such a humungous genius [sic] - back in the daze when he could still get it up. The former Cambridge University Lucasian Professor of Mathematics has...

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Funny story: Hawking master of spin on Dancing With The Stars

Hawking master of spin on Dancing With The Stars

New York, USA. Noted scientist and globally recognised genius, Stephen Hawking, has made a late entrance into TV contest, Dancing With The Stars. This followed the withdrawal of one of the duos after a freak accident during rehearsal involving a chai...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking the anti Cain Predicts Armageddon

Stephen Hawking the anti Cain Predicts Armageddon

The world's greatest scientist Stephen Hawking said today that unless we colonize space or learn to travel in time we will soon be extinct. Stephen Hawking said: "When the American people have Herman Cain atop the polls for Commander in Chief and Lea...

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Funny story: Brownian Motion Disproved

Brownian Motion Disproved

Every schoolchild will have, at some time, been shown Brownian Motion. Those little specks or motes dancing around on the surface of a liquid or even floating in the air. The original explanation was that jostling atoms are knocking these motes, c...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking to replace Chaz Bono on Dancing with the Stars

Stephen Hawking to replace Chaz Bono on Dancing with the Stars

An ABC spokesperson has declared that Chaz Bono will not in fact be participating in Dancing with the Stars this season, and that he will be replaced by famed physicist Dr. Stephen Hawking. The decision represents a significant reversal that some...

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