This morning the White House was reported to have been attacked by an army of squirrels. Five thousand of them descended upon the great lawn.
Scientists in Washington DC have made a startling discovery this week while studying a group of grey squirrels at a local park.
Despite its name, the Yellow-bellied Marmot (or Rock Chuck) has the capability to inflict very nasty wounds if provoked.
President Bush held a press conference Wednesday to declare that the squirrels that keep stealing his wife's wig have been successfully neutralized.
Scientists believe an extraordinary evolution is occurring in squirrels. They are evolving from opportunist scroungers to farmers.
In a surprise move, KFC has declared a switch from all things chicken to squirrel. Announcing the move last night, KFC CEO, R Sole, said: ‘This bird flu lark has really pissed us off. We have never shirked from selling diseased fried bird carcasses,...
David the makeup wearing (though fully heterosexual) squirrel has, today, successfully thwarted the evil plan of his arch enemy Dr. Evil Squirrel, who was attempting to gain access to the USA's nuclear missile launch codes.
Dr. Evil Squirrel (kno...
Washington officials have confirmed reports that America's squirrels are most likely beginning to organize - and may be planning some kind of a coup.
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