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Squirrel Epidemic

Funny story: Squirrel Epidemic

The image that first springs to mind when someone mentions a Squirrel is a cute little foraging creature with personality and great intelligence, well this positive persona is no longer in many parts of the world. As the classic grey squirrel is on a...

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Squirrel with vendetta single-handedly kicks Iraq Veteran's ass

Funny story: Squirrel with vendetta single-handedly kicks Iraq Veteran's ass

Springfield IL- Sergeant Frank Garren stands boldly at 6-foot 4 and roughly 230 lbs, ostensibly an ominous presence to encounter if you're the enemy. That is, unless your adversary is a rogue rodent turned mercenary. Rapes, muggings and child abdu...

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Councillor says immigrants should be shot

Funny story: Councillor says immigrants should be shot

Randy Gore-Bals, a BNP Councillor from the sleepy hollow of Bigot-on-the-Mould in Wiltshire, has radically suggested that all immigrants should be shot.

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Squirrels Attack

Funny story: Squirrels Attack

This morning the White House was reported to have been attacked by an army of squirrels. Five thousand of them descended upon the great lawn.

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Nature's Viagra for Squirrels

Funny story: Nature's Viagra for Squirrels

Scientists in Washington DC have made a startling discovery this week while studying a group of grey squirrels at a local park.

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Yellow-bellied Marmots Actually Will Hurt You, Study Finds

Funny story: Yellow-bellied Marmots Actually Will Hurt You, Study Finds

Despite its name, the Yellow-bellied Marmot (or Rock Chuck) has the capability to inflict very nasty wounds if provoked.

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President Bush Declares Victory in "War on White House Squirrel Family"

Funny story: President Bush Declares Victory in "War on White House Squirrel Family"

President Bush held a press conference Wednesday to declare that the squirrels that keep stealing his wife's wig have been successfully neutralized.

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Squirrels Become Farmers

Funny story: Squirrels Become Farmers

Scientists believe an extraordinary evolution is occurring in squirrels. They are evolving from opportunist scroungers to farmers.

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Chicken shocker.

Funny story: Chicken shocker.

In a surprise move, KFC has declared a switch from all things chicken to squirrel. Announcing the move last night, KFC CEO, R Sole, said: ‘This bird flu lark has really pissed us off. We have never shirked from selling diseased fried bird carcasses,...

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Hero Squirrel Thwarts Nemesis

Funny story: Hero Squirrel Thwarts Nemesis

David the makeup wearing (though fully heterosexual) squirrel has, today, successfully thwarted the evil plan of his arch enemy Dr. Evil Squirrel, who was attempting to gain access to the USA's nuclear missile launch codes. Dr. Evil Squirrel (kno...

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Government Warns of Possible Squirrel Uprising

Funny story: Government Warns of Possible Squirrel Uprising

Washington officials have confirmed reports that America's squirrels are most likely beginning to organize - and may be planning some kind of a coup.

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Breaking news…

Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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