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Church Tells New Orleans SAINTS To Change Team Name

The Catholic Church is petitioning the owners of the New Orleans Saints to "please, already, drop the word Saints from the name of the football team." "You can call yourselves the New Orleans Devils," the petition asserts," but erase our non-vio...

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Man selflessly prioritizes supporting NFL team over his own well-being

Donning his lucky team jersey and some disheveled levi jeans, local man Stan Malone sits anxiously on his stadium seat completely absorbed in the NFL game. Casting aside all other activities and plans that could improve his life, Stan nervously wa...

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Pro Golfer Erik Compton Gets A Quick Liver Switch

Funny story: Pro Golfer Erik Compton Gets A Quick Liver Switch

Dallas, TX - Our man, Chip Fairway, is out on the long lonely pro golf trail, where it's Texas Swing time on the PGA Tour. Along the way, he has uncovered the tale of a man who has seen some adversity on his way to becoming a pro golf journey man. Er...

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Hot Wheels Inc. To Take Over Broken Nat'l Hot Rod Assoc.

Funny story: Hot Wheels Inc. To Take Over Broken Nat'l Hot Rod Assoc.

Gainesville, FL - The troubled National Hot Rod Association has been running out of gas and getting lapped by NASCAR and Formula 1 Auto Racing for the last three decades, but the folks over at Hot Wheels, Inc. think they have the solution to turn the...

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Pro Golfers Think Bubba is a Total Wad

Funny story: Pro Golfers Think Bubba is a Total Wad

Augusta, Georgia - On the eve of the 79th Master's Golf Tournament, ESPN revealed some of the answers to an unofficial, impromptu poll that they have been conducting over the last several tournaments. And according to these surveys, 2-time Master's w...

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First Body Part Found At Trump's New Golf Course

Funny story: First Body Part Found At Trump's New Golf Course

Ferry Point, The Bronx, NY - With winter's harsh grip loosening across the New York City region, golfers are dusting off their clubs and getting ready to hit the links for the 2015 season. But this year, NY golfers are in for a special treat, as Dona...

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Jesus Wants Cage Fighting Of MMA

Funny story: Jesus Wants Cage Fighting Of MMA

Violence and religion have been one of the primary forces in human history. Now there is a fusion of the two with a new craze for 700 cage-fighting church ministeries across the U.S. "God loves cage fighting," says pastor John Richards of Colu...

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Sports Betting Good for Heart Health and Blood Pressure Says Las Vegas Casino Owners

Funny story: Sports Betting Good for Heart Health and Blood Pressure Says Las Vegas Casino Owners

Las Vegas, NV Las Vegas casino owners concluded a study and released the findings today. They found that gambling on anything, but especially sports, is very therapeutic and has many benefits, including lowering the risk of heart attack, stroke, and...

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Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise

Funny story: Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise

Ask anyone who the "all-star" of the Bronxville, NY Yankee Auto Parts is, and they'll tell you: Bob Jeter. Jeter, 65, is retiring at the end of this month after 40 memorable years at the branch. Working his way up the chain from gasket salesman to...

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NFL Mandates Owners To Develop More Accurate Team Names

Funny story: NFL Mandates Owners To Develop More Accurate Team Names

With the Washington Redskins under a great deal of pressure to change their team name, the National Football League has decided to address the issue by requiring owners to update their clubs' names to reflect the current realities of their communitie...

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Dan Uggla Ejected From Atlanta Hooters

ATLANTA, Ga: Atlanta Metro are still trying to piece together an unlikely chain of events that occurred late Thursday Evening inside of a Hooters downtown. Dan Uggla, who was recently released by the Atlanta Braves, apparently had a little too much...

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ESPN Suspends All Network Employees for Future Insensitive Remarks

Bristol, CT - Hank Williams Jr., Max Kellerman and Stephen A. Smith are only a few of the recipients of ESPN's rash of suspensions or firings, handed out after each made comments deemed politically incorrect by the sports network. So, as a pre...

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Detroit Tigers Infielder Suffers "Cash" Injury

Wilfred "Willie" Makett, star shortstop and fan favorite of the Detroit Tigers broke his right leg last night in a freak accident at his home during the All-Star break and will be sidelined for the balance of the season. He told hospital personnel th...

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Is this the end of the FIFA World Cup?

Funny story: Is this the end of the FIFA World Cup?

If you're a fan of soccer--and I refer particularly to the FIFA World Cup--you'd better make the most of it while it's still around. If things go as planned, the 2018 and the 2022 FIFA World Cup championships will be the last ones to be played. After...

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Pope Blessing of Eternal Life for Soccer Players

Funny story: Pope Blessing of Eternal Life for Soccer Players

Pope Francis has announced that the Vatican will become a major sponsor of sporting events such as the FIFA World Cup and the Olympics, and called on churches around the world to get more involved in sporting events in their communities. In conti...

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Major League Baseball Moves to "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" Playoff System

Funny story: Major League Baseball Moves to "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" Playoff System

New York City - As a result of a powerful lobbying effort by a union of various women's rights groups, Major League Baseball is changing its current playoff system to the "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" system. In the "Girlfriend Who Doesn't...

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Maria Sharapova to start toilet cleaner company

Russian tennis star Maria Sharapova may be more well known for appearing on the cover of the SI Swimsuit edition, but has also gained from this multi million pound endorsement deals via her agent Max Eisenbud. Recently, in an interview with CNN t...

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Kentucky Derby Horse 'Uncle Sigh' Doesn't Really Give a Damn About Race

Funny story: Kentucky Derby Horse 'Uncle Sigh' Doesn't Really Give a Damn About Race

Churchill Downs - As the 140th running of the Kentucky Derby nears, one fact about one of the horses in the running this year is clear: 'Uncle Sigh' just doesn't give a damn. The horse is already pissed about having to shave his beard for the race bu...

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