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Funny story: How Spoof Writer got to 'first base' with professional hockey player

How Spoof Writer got to 'first base' with professional hockey player

It happened a number of years ago, admits female Spoof Writer. People are gobsmacked when I tell them I got to first base with a professional hockey player. I don't want to embarrass him by mentioning his name, but he owns a large lake-front property in Port Dover, Ontario. This truly happened. He was visiting his brother at the school his brother, and our Spoof Writer, were both teachi...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton denies the rumours that she has nicknamed her "vagina" the "Pink Palace."

Pippa Middleton denies the rumours that she has nicknamed her "vagina" the "Pink Palace."

An ace female reporter from 'The Daily Tacky' wrote today that Pippa Middleton indeed denies the rumours that she has nicknamed her "vagina" the "Pink Palace." In a telephone interview today Pippa was said to be in tears when she heard the rumour...

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Funny story: The Spoof writers decided not to join strike

The Spoof writers decided not to join strike

There has been some heated debate among the proletariat masses regarding just who would be striking against government cuts, as part of the country wide industrial inaction. The Spoof writers, who, it is fair to say, enjoy a good mass-debate over...

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Funny story: 'Close Call' for The Birmingham Scarlet Spoofer

'Close Call' for The Birmingham Scarlet Spoofer

It was a 'close call' for The Birmingham Scarlet Spoofer last night. Apparently he peeped into the wrong window. Inhopeless, Spoof Writer extraordinaire, was studying in his room (or so he told his mam) when he heard a tap on his bedroom window. He looked up in time to see the top end of a ladder being placed against the glass of his bedroom window. Without any hesitation, Inhopeless spri...

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Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet Middlesbrough, speak of Scarlet Spoofer sighting in Middlesbrough

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet Middlesbrough, speak of Scarlet Spoofer sighting in Middlesbrough

Takwana Smiith and Anitakapita Jones spoke out about a possible sighting of the Scarlet Spoofer but their story has a surprise ending. Apparently, Anitakapita was 'staying over' at Takwana's house after having downed a few too many at the 'Jack an...

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Funny story: Scarlet Spoofer spotted in Paris, France causes concern

Scarlet Spoofer spotted in Paris, France causes concern

A peeping tom has been spotted on the streets of Paris dressed in a Manchester City Home Kit. A similarly dressed peeper is being sought in Birmingham, England. The Birminham peeper has been nicknamed the Scarlet Spoofer because he leaves print-out...

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Funny story: Birmingham residents told to be on look out for 'The Scarlet Spoofer' named so because he was seen wearing Man.United kit

Birmingham residents told to be on look out for 'The Scarlet Spoofer' named so because he was seen wearing Man.United kit

The residents of Birmingham have been told by the Police to be extra vigilant in locking up their homes and cars. Apparently a peeping tom, has been reported peeping through bedroom and bathroom windows. The peeping tom has been dubbed by police 'T...

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Funny story: Research supports Spoof Writer's claim that she writes better on a 'full bladder'

Research supports Spoof Writer's claim that she writes better on a 'full bladder'

New research shows that having a full bladder can be an advantage in helping you concentrate during certain activities, such as making speeches, - as was Enoch Powell's claim many years ago. This claim was made recently by a Spoof Writer who, at t...

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Funny story: Hunt Is On For Savoy Drunk - Reward Offered

Hunt Is On For Savoy Drunk - Reward Offered

The drunken man who was ejected from a showbiz bash at London's posh Savoy hotel after repeatedly falling over in front of such luminaries as Sir Ian McKellen and Liam Neeson has become the focal point of a nationwide search. The man went on to b...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton admits that she is afflicted with what is known as Internet Humor Site Forum Dwellitis

Pippa Middleton admits that she is afflicted with what is known as Internet Humor Site Forum Dwellitis

The sister of the Duchess of Cambridge and sister-in-law of the Duke of Cambridge has just made a startling admission. Pippa Middleton admitted to a news reporter for the BBC that she is in fact afflicted with what is know as Internet Humor Site Foru...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight residents preparing for the end of the world

Isle of Wight residents preparing for the end of the world

Residents of many villages on The Isle of Wight have been preparing for the end of the world, like many people worldwide. Newby mayor, Arthur Askme (yes - he is STILL in office) told our intrepid female reporter that Newby residents have been prep...

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Funny story: UK investigative reporter discovers that male television couch potatoes have been replaced by a group of males known as 'humour site crosswriters.'

UK investigative reporter discovers that male television couch potatoes have been replaced by a group of males known as 'humour site crosswriters.'

Recent studies conducted by England's highly respected Jane Johnson Institute of Journalistic Gender Disorders located in Wolverhampton, West Midlands has discovered a new male dysfunction. This new affliction is unique for several reasons. First...

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Funny story: Free deportment lessons being offered to gender-confused Spoof Writers

Free deportment lessons being offered to gender-confused Spoof Writers

Free lessons are being offered over at the Spoof Offices to help geneder-confused Spoof Writers. Classes will take place on Tuesday and Thursday evenings from 7:00 p.m. until 9:00 p.m. then down the pub for a game of darts. Lessons will include: Practising (practicing) walking in 2, 3 and 4" high heels. Including up and down stairs and running for a bus. Applying make-up correctly.

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Funny story: Spoof Site struggling from diminished number of readers - more REAL female writers needed

Spoof Site struggling from diminished number of readers - more REAL female writers needed

The Spoof is suffering from a diminished number of readers. It is believed that this is because more REAL FEMALE writers are needed. REAL women. Not 'fake' ones. Come on ladies....get writing. The director of The Greater Soho Gender Identify Disor...

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Funny story: Talk about emotions yo-yo ing all day. Man. U. Sob!

Talk about emotions yo-yo ing all day. Man. U. Sob!

I just cannot believe what I have just been reading in the Approval Centre and on the Discussion Forum... Man U. beaten by City. I'm crying in my beer. I get 90% of my daily news via the Spoof. It is just so bloody heartbreaking to think that the only televised game we got here was bloody Blackpool v Wigan. I must subscribe to Setanta Sport. I was in a great mood before I saw that r...

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Funny story: Inhopeless, Spoofwriter, arrested for voicemail 'hacking'.

Inhopeless, Spoofwriter, arrested for voicemail 'hacking'.

Inhopeless, Spoofwriter living in Birmingham, has been arrested by Scotland Yard's Operation Weetabix team for, allegedly, hacking into fellow Spoofwriter, Lady Godiva's voicemail messages. Some of these messages are from her mam and need decoding...

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Funny story: My heart weeps for Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne

My heart weeps for Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne

My heart doth weep for Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne and their HUGE taxt debt. If you believe the above then you will believe that it's really ME on my profile picture. For crying out loud and louder still...who the hell gives a brass nickel or a silver penny about their debts? They can easily pay the debt off with all the money and properties they own. Why is this newsworthy? Just MORE publ...

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