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Funny story: Bikini Bottom Experiences Increase in Land Developement

Bikini Bottom Experiences Increase in Land Developement

Bikini Bottom, the site of hit show Spongebob Squarepants is expanding rapidly after fans decide to pack up and move in. Eugene Krabbs is the developer and future owner of Krabby Kondos. The complex will feature three buildings with six apartments...

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Funny story: SpongeBob Square Pants: Never Gonna Go Nude

SpongeBob Square Pants: Never Gonna Go Nude

Universal studios (Hollywood): Teenage heart throb Spongebob Squarepants is all set to lose 10 pounds for his next multi-million dollar movie, "Spongebob Squarepants and the attack of the circular lingerie". Says Spongebob, "it's not that tough a job you know, all i gotta do is get rinsed by somebody".

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Funny story: Spongebob Makes Campaign Promise

Spongebob Makes Campaign Promise

Speaking at a political rally in his hometown of Bikini Bottom, Spongebob Squarepants, the independent candidate for presidency of the United States said, that if elected, he will never be implicated in any kind of sex scandal.

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Funny story: Spongebob Squarepants enters Presidential Race

Spongebob Squarepants enters Presidential Race

Spongebob Squarepants, star of the hit television show of the same name, announced Friday that he has decided to run for President of the United States as an Independent.

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Funny story: Despondent Spongebob Contemplates Suicide

Despondent Spongebob Contemplates Suicide

Rockefeller Plaza rooftop, NYC----Spongebob Squarepants has left his pineapple under the sea and emerged on a NYC rooftop, contemplating suicide. "This is no publicity stunt," croaked Spongebob's manager, Splashjill Rhombusjeans. The...

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Funny story: SpongeBob NRA Partnership Ends In Tragic Shooting

SpongeBob NRA Partnership Ends In Tragic Shooting

(Provo--UT) "As Charlton Heston is my witness, I didn't think you could kill a cartoon character." That was the statement of disbelief uttered by NRA Executive Vice President, Wayne LaPierre, when he was informed that SpongeBob SquarePa...

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Funny story: SpongeBob Begs, "Don't Nuke Me"

SpongeBob Begs, "Don't Nuke Me"

His heart skipped a beat when he read that a researcher had suggested that sponges should be sterilized for two minutes in the microwave.

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Funny story: SpongeBob Squarepants On Atkins Diet

SpongeBob Squarepants On Atkins Diet

A spokesperson for SpongeBob Squarepants said on Wednesday that the undersea sensation will be using the Atkins Diet to lose some unwanted pounds, in order to broaden his acting horizons. "[Sponge]Bob does not want to be typecast. He wants to...

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Funny story: Who is Spongebob Squarepants?

Who is Spongebob Squarepants?

Bikini Bottom, Under the Ocean Somewhere --...

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