A hoard of horny (not literally, they have tusks) elephants that broke out of a circus caused havoc on a Spanish motorway in Spain. Coincidentally, on the same weekend when raging Spanish bulls chase human morons dressed in red! Although, the male el...
"What a terrific week", said Fred Clout, Mayor of the hamlet of Millington in the East Riding of Yorkshire, England. "We may be leaving the EU, but they're still a great source of inspiration over there." Following Catalonia's move to break awa...
On Friday, Spain's foreign minister Marinero Pescador issued a statement implicating that foreign agents from the Canadian province of Newfoundland have been meddling in the recent Catalonian referendum: "Lord thundering Jesus, mi amigos, first th...
San Juan, Puerto Rico.Angered by the catastrophic failure of the United States to provide immediate aid to his hurricane-ravaged territory, Gov. Ricardo Rossello today announced that Puerto Rico's territorial legislature had voted overwhelmingly to s...
June 27, 1492 TO THE EDITOR, BARCELONA SPOOF Dear Editor: At the risk of having my head lopped off I think someone has to demand from her royal majesty an explanation for the ridiculous voyage to China that she has just approved and which depa...
If you are planning a hen party on a Spanish Island and wearing a "Bitch on Tour" T-shirt, forget it! A group of young ladies was ejected from the plane because their T-shirts were found not appropriate by the airline! A non-gay tour operator offe...
In the Spanish town of Bembibre, in the north-western Castile and Leon region a "Fast-Food" gang of thieves raided the local El Carmen restaurant, devoured 10000 Euros worth of food and drink, then disappeared as fast as they had come! Spanish res...
Spain - A huge orange cloud of toxic crap has erupted from a chemical plant at Igualada in Spain's notoriously brain-dead region of Catatonia. Firefighters described the fumes as a heady cocktail of nitric acid, ferric chloride and the orange foo...
Washington D.C. - The Susan B. Anthony List (SBA List), an organization whose stated purpose is "Advancing Pro-Life Leadership", has released a strongly-worded statement condemning the recent aborted landing by a 767 jetliner at Barcelona's El Prat A...
Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert is never shy to try out new ideas. His latest being a trip for his team to watch Real Madrid in the hope that it would make them play like them. The trip didn't quite go to plan though when the team were turned away...
Spanish footballers are reportedly terrified of the nasty looking Creepy Crawlies that live in Brazil's World Cup grass. From an early age Spanish footballers have seen Daddy Long Legs in Spanish grass, which is similar to Rain Forest grass. Supe...
Madrid, Spain - Spanish monarch King Juan Carlos of Spain has announced his intention to fabricate after 40 years on the Spanish throne. "New kids on the block must man the shopfront, younger royals with unblemished credit hysteries," 76 year-old...
Madrid - Relatives of some 250 people who'd donated their bodies for scientific research were up in arms today as news of the morbid pile broke. Strapped for cash by horrendous EU austerity programs the General Franco Fascist Mammorial Infirmary a...
Great Britain's tiny Sovereign State of Gibraltar will next month be honoured by a Royal visit from The King of Spain's Daughter. She is to visit and honour the site of a little nut tree at the top of the famous Rock. The Rock, which is also to rece...
Corncern by NATO over the continuing dangerous harrassment of merchant shipping in Gibraltar waters has been expressed in the strongest terms to Madrid and the EU by US representatives today. "The Spanish ships are ignoring Maritime conventions an...
The Chuckle Brothers of Royalty, namely Prince William and his bastard sibling Prince Harry have departed the rain sodden shores of Blighty for a spot of weekend wild life and peasant slaughtering in sunny Espana. Rather than bother with TripAdvis...
MADRID - The Spanish government has just announced that effective February 14, 2014, (Valentine's Day) it will be implementing its ban on transvestites. Spain's national news agency, Olé News has informed the public that the government figured tha...
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