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Funny story: Mitt Romney Flip Flops Again - Says He Will Remain A Mormon and Not Change Over To Being An Episcopalian After All

Mitt Romney Flip Flops Again - Says He Will Remain A Mormon and Not Change Over To Being An Episcopalian After All

FIVE FORKS, South Carolina - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney's "Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour" pulled into the town of Five Forks, South Carolina on a day when the heat index was 103. In 1789, the city was discovered an...

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Funny story: Jon Huntsman Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out of The GOP Presidential Race

Jon Huntsman Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out of The GOP Presidential Race

MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina - Well to quote a line from the famous song "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen, Jon Huntsman, the former governor of the state of Utah has dropped out of the GOP presidential race leaving five Republican hopefuls left.

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Funny story: Uproar in South Carolina

Uproar in South Carolina

The race for the Republican Presidential nomination reached fever pitch today when, with only a week to go before the crucial South Carolina primary, one of the candidates issued a statement about something or other. The man, thought to have once...

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Funny story: Local Man Left Bloody & Beaten after Encounter with Dental Hygienist over Language Barrier!

Local Man Left Bloody & Beaten after Encounter with Dental Hygienist over Language Barrier!

A Local Man, a semi articulate and part time satire writer, was left speechless after a mind numbing encounter with a dental hygienist today which left him bloody and wishing for a kidney stone attack instead. Melvin Wordsmithe, a mild mannered r...

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Funny story: Who ya callin ratarssed?

Who ya callin ratarssed?

Seneca, South Carolina - (Ass Mess): "At the moment we can't say if the vermin was burrowing its way out - or in," a Sennapod Police Department official explained today. "A 911 call-out to a Bernwood Circle address saw us arrest a suspected burgla...

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Funny story: South Carolina 'ready to surrender to the North'

South Carolina 'ready to surrender to the North'

One hundred and fifty five years after the rest of the South capitulated to the North in the American Civil War, the state of South Carolina has finally conceded that it can no longer continue to fight for its right to subjugate and enslave without c...

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Funny story: Democratic Candidate's Indictment Saves Taxpayers Money

Democratic Candidate's Indictment Saves Taxpayers Money

America is finally getting something right. Indict the bastards before they're elected and save the taxpayers some money. In the case of Democratic candidate, Alvin Greene from South Carolina, the taxpayers have been spared by not having to sit through a Senate Investigative Committee hearing to figure out if he should or should not be kicked out of office for breaking the law. Reason being, he ha...

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Funny story: President Obama Invites South Carolina to Secede from Union

President Obama Invites South Carolina to Secede from Union

Washington, DC - In another unprecedented move from the White House, President Obama has invited South Carolina to secede from the union. Under normal circumstances, the decision to secede from the union is usually made by a state government that...

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Funny story: Middle School Computer Hacker "Elects" Unknown in South Carolina Primary

Middle School Computer Hacker "Elects" Unknown in South Carolina Primary

Columbia, SC - An anonymous email sent to Governor Mark Sanford's office offers a tantalizing clue to the unexpected primary victory of an virtually unknown canidiate in the recent South Carolina Democratic primary. The email to the Governor, which a...

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Funny story: Letters to the Editor -Part II from the Colonies!

Letters to the Editor -Part II from the Colonies!

Myrtle Beach Fun Times: Letters to the Editor Section. Sir: I totally agree with the new immigration laws. It is about time our lawmakers did something about the illegal alienation of affection, especially from those people from Argentina. Sincerely, Ginny Sanford First Lady of SC (divorced) Sir: I have been a life long motorcyclist and avid believer in not wearing a helmet. Af...

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Funny story: AIP Exclusive: Obama Declares South Carolina a Disaster Area

AIP Exclusive: Obama Declares South Carolina a Disaster Area

Associated Idiots Press: President Obama has just completed a three day fact finding mission in South Carolina. After extensive interviews and meetings with a wide cross section of South Carolina's residents, he has declared South Carolina a National...

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Funny story: Breaking News.....Suicide - A record of events from the scene

Breaking News.....Suicide - A record of events from the scene

This is a chronological record of events reported by phone as this life and death struggle unfolded. The GPS tracking device embedded in a caller's (named John B Mudd)cell phone may save his life. Moments ago we learned that his call to the Semi-Depressed But Unsure of the Real Reason For It Suicide Hotline was forwarded to local police who were able to track his location to the center of the I...

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Funny story: Spartanburg County Council Passes Anti-Hammer Law

Spartanburg County Council Passes Anti-Hammer Law

Reacting to the increased use of hammers, in home and business break-ins during the last two years, the Spartanburg County Council voted 43 to 1 to pass this landmark Anti-Hammer Law. Councilwoman Billie Joe Smith/Wesson was quoted as saying " We hav...

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Funny story: Bonkettes Storm Charleston SC Amid Stalker Storm

Bonkettes Storm Charleston SC Amid Stalker Storm

The world's greatest girl band, the Bonkettes took the stage tonight in an aircraft hangar at Charleston United States Air Force Base in South Carolina. The Bonkettes have been sidelined recently due to a number of issues beyond their control. Mai...

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Funny story: If the Horse Trailer's Rockin, Don't Come Knockin: Horry County Bugger Busted Buggering Beastie

If the Horse Trailer's Rockin, Don't Come Knockin: Horry County Bugger Busted Buggering Beastie

Rodell Vereen has (allegedly) been at it again, at his favorite horse's ass, police say. Vereen was arrested in Horry County, South Carolina, and charged with buggery after being videotaped, in the act of screwing a horse--for the second time in a y...

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Funny story: Craigslist and Henry McMaster suck?

Craigslist and Henry McMaster suck?

Henry McMaster, The attorney general for South Carolina issued a statement today about why he is trying to get Craigslist and the Constitution of the United States shut down. Henry McMaster stated, "We need to fight these prostitution rings both o...

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Funny story: Mark Sanford and Eliot Spitzer To Form Bi-Partisan Independent Party

Mark Sanford and Eliot Spitzer To Form Bi-Partisan Independent Party

(New York-NY) At a press conference held today at New York's Saint Regis hotel, former New York State Governor Eliot Spitzer and South Carolina State Governor Mark Sanford announced that they would be forming an independent party. Or as former Govern...

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