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Funny story: Derek Acorah pictured wearing odd socks

Derek Acorah pictured wearing odd socks

Magnificent Liverpudlian Psychic with the distinguished (and full bodied) head of hair, Derek Acorah, was pictured leaving his home in Southport today wearing odd socks. Acorah's aide, Eric D'Accord, laughed off the whole incident. "Derek is tr...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Feels That She May Be Losing Her "Socks" Appeal

Susan Boyle Feels That She May Be Losing Her "Socks" Appeal

BLACKBURN, West Lothian, Scotland - Susan Boyle, one of the towns most famous citizens recently met with a reporter for The Tickety Boo News and spoke about her career. She stated that it has been a fairy tale story but with some emotional, physical, mental, and even geographical roller coaster ups and downs. SuBo, as everyone except for Louis Walsh and Britney Spears, calls her, stated that...

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Funny story: Socks And Jumpers Are Out - Today's Craze Is Goldfish!

Socks And Jumpers Are Out - Today's Craze Is Goldfish!

Whilst it wouldn't be unreasonable to suggest that the UK doesn't half go through some strange fads and fashions, none surprised analysts more than the recent mania for all things sock and jumper related. That was strange. However, things appea...

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Funny story: Napoleon's 1812 Russian Campaign Doomed by Socks

Napoleon's 1812 Russian Campaign Doomed by Socks

Papers recently discovered in France suggest that Napoleon might have invaded Russia successfully if his army had better sock supplies. The Corsican general famously said that an army marches on its stomach, but these papers prove he believed the...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Taylor Swift Have Just Completed Filming On Sand Castle Pictures' "Sock Party"

Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Taylor Swift Have Just Completed Filming On Sand Castle Pictures' "Sock Party"

BURBANK - Castle Rock Pictures based in Burbank, California has announced that they have just finished production on the new Durango Grundyweather motion picture set in 1950s Santa Monica titled Sock Party. The film deals with teen girl parties of...

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Funny story: Phil Collins Retires After 42 Years In The Music Business - Says He'll Open Up A Sock Shop In Soho

Phil Collins Retires After 42 Years In The Music Business - Says He'll Open Up A Sock Shop In Soho

LONDON - Phil Collins who started his music career over 40 years ago has announced that he is officially retiring. Collins, who is 60 listed the reasons as being health related. He said that due to over four decades of performing at concerts he ha...

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Funny story: London Underground Gives Away Free Tube Socks to Riders

London Underground Gives Away Free Tube Socks to Riders

In an effort to boost ridership, the London Underground today announced plans to begin immediately giving out free tube socks to its patrons. Teaming with London merchant, Harrods, the socks will carry the London Underground logo in red and blue on a...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Three Kids, Paris, Prince, and Blanket Star In Glove and Sock Commercials

Michael Jackson's Three Kids, Paris, Prince, and Blanket Star In Glove and Sock Commercials

HOLLYWOOD - Janet Jackson has announced that her niece Paris, and her two nephews Prince and Blanket have just finished shooting commercials for Handy Gloves and Rock Socks. The children of Michael Jackson are all very talented and will soon be ap...

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Funny story: Parmesan Cheese Manufacturer Takes Out Patent On Sweaty Socks

Parmesan Cheese Manufacturer Takes Out Patent On Sweaty Socks

Just in - Italian Parmesan cheese manufacturing market leader, 'Mister Whiffy' has launched an unprecedented patent pending bid for sweaty socks. "We are protecting our interests inna de market" said Signor Kraft Dolcelatte of 'Mister Whiffy.'...

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Funny story: Socks debate continues Military should rethink their priorities

Socks debate continues Military should rethink their priorities

The debate about socks continues. To wear them, or not to wear them. To match them or not to match them. To ignore them or not to ignore them. To sequin them or not to sequin them. I am sorry, but I really do not give a damn about socks. There are wars going on all over the world and I do not suppose the soldiers fighting in these wars give a damn about socks. Oh no! I stand correc...

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Funny story: How To Make The Perfect Chicken Sock Kebab

How To Make The Perfect Chicken Sock Kebab

Most of the world's top chefs wear socks, which goes a long way towards explaining their success in Michelin star awards, but the secret to top chefery lies in knowing which socks to wear whilst preparing a specific dish. Today, we shall be concentrating on the perfect chicken "sock" kebab - so called, because the barbecued chicken is stuffed gratuitously into a pitta bread, like a foot in a so...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Steals Diamond-Studded Socks

Lindsay Lohan Steals Diamond-Studded Socks

Lindsay Lohan is yet again in hot water, this time for stealing a $2,000 pair of black diamond-studded silk socks from Kinesha's Diamond Studding Studio on Rodeo Drive. Kinesha DeJuan Washington is the owner of the upscale diamond studding store and...

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Funny story: The Lowdown On Socks And Jumpers

The Lowdown On Socks And Jumpers

Following an investigation by the Office Of Fair Dealing, Reddon News Ink aka Skoob News has been forced - by law - to reveal the secret lowdown on socks and jumpers. Irrespective of who they belong to. "They're not mine and that's for sure," s...

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Funny story: Socks And Gloves And Pork Pie Hats

Socks And Gloves And Pork Pie Hats

As the world once again finds itself in crisis, with wholesale slaughter going on left, right and centre, there remains a beacon of hope in the stultifying pall of negativity. Fashion guru, Adolph Galileo appears to think he's got the solution.

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus Both Deny Any Involvement In The Infamous Santa Monica Hanna Montana Counterfeit Sock Scandal

Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus Both Deny Any Involvement In The Infamous Santa Monica Hanna Montana Counterfeit Sock Scandal

SANTA MONICA - Billy Ray Cyrus, 49, and his daughter Miley Cyrus, 18, have both denied any involvement, participation, or knowledge in what Southern California law enforcement agencies are calling The Infamous Santa Monica Hannah Montana Counterfeit...

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Funny story: PETA To Investigate The Alleged Mistreatment of Sock Puppets

PETA To Investigate The Alleged Mistreatment of Sock Puppets

NORFOLK, Virginia - The People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has just been asked to investigate allegations of a case in Phoenix where sock puppets at The Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick Day Care Center are being mistreated. An unnamed...

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Funny story: David Cameron To Apologise Over British Empire's Sock Policies

David Cameron To Apologise Over British Empire's Sock Policies

In a surprise change to a scheduled speech, the Prime Minister, David Cameron, is to apologise to Britain's former colonies over the Empire's treatment of their socks. During a visit to a meeting of midlands industry executives in Wolverhampton to...

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