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Funny story: Redneck PBR Drinker Becomes Micro-brew Connoisseur To Spite Hipsters Who Snubbed Him

Redneck PBR Drinker Becomes Micro-brew Connoisseur To Spite Hipsters Who Snubbed Him

A patron at a local bar, a self proclaimed "redneck," recently got into a heated discussion about politics with what many people would describe as "hipsters." "I was just tryin' to relax, bout ta start in on ma' eighth PBR," said Vern McDern, "the...

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Funny story: Class Problem Sensation

Class Problem Sensation

Increasing numbers of Britain's are worried about what class they are in. Others feel left out. Among the wealthy there is concern that they cannot find the Parasite Class. The owners of right wing newspapers, who evade tax by having their profits...

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Funny story: Crap Towns attract a range of dodgy characters

Crap Towns attract a range of dodgy characters

Following the dubious award of Top Crap Town UK for the fifth year running, the residents of Baconsthorpe seem to have embraced the notoriety of their depressing abode. Mayor Jimmy (The Knife) Roberto has taken out a full page advertisement this...

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Funny story: BO a Stinker

BO a Stinker

According to a recent USA Today poll, nearly 99% of all Americans suffer daily from the ill effects of BO and gas. This is a much higher rate than the peoples of most other countries, though gas seems to be quite a universal problem. Oddly, in som...

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Funny story: Everyone In Whole Wide World Hates Local Man

Everyone In Whole Wide World Hates Local Man

Kansas City - A local man here discovered today that indeed everyone in the whole wide world hated him and wished he was dead - including his own family, who would love nothing more than to smash his head in. Ezekiel Stanford, 40, a local man who...

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Funny story: Can you 'lawfully' kill someone in England? Headlines ARE 'grabbing' readers.

Can you 'lawfully' kill someone in England? Headlines ARE 'grabbing' readers.

Taxi driver Derrick Bird unlawfully killed the 12 victims he shot dead in Cumbria before he committed suicide, an inquest jury has ruled. I have just read the above headline on an onsite English newspaper and must admit to not having read the whole story. The headline 'grabbed' me as we are encouraged to do with our own stories....let the headline grab 'em. I am not commenting on the stor...

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Funny story: Muslims May Be Producing Home-Grown Model Citizens

Muslims May Be Producing Home-Grown Model Citizens

LONDON, EDINGBURH, CARDIFF, BELFAST - A new Counter-Terrorism report suggests that of the 1.7 million Muslims in Britain, nearly 80% are producing home-grown model citizens, who are terrifyingly good in school, and help out in their community. The...

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Funny story: POPPYCOCK! The must have dress that makes you a better person

POPPYCOCK! The must have dress that makes you a better person

I want it! I want it! That's the words being yelled at t'interweb screens up and down the globe this week. What's all the fuss about? The poppeacock dress, that's what. Modelled on a vintage look and costing less than an Essex vajazzle in any of t...

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Funny story: Oxymoron Society Updates List for 2010

Oxymoron Society Updates List for 2010

Adding to approved oxymoronically focused phrases which have included commonly used terms like, Metal Woods, Jumbo Shrimp, and Military Intelligence, the International Oxymoron Society has updated its list for 2010. New additions to the IOS oxymo...

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Funny story: Common types like shouting in public, report reveals.

Common types like shouting in public, report reveals.

A report just released suggests that people from housing estates talk louder in the street than for instance, someone from a leafy suburb. According to the study there is a direct correlation between how well to do you are and the volume at which...

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Funny story: Community Unites against Big Society

Community Unites against Big Society

Nohope Estate, Slagheap, Northumberland: Our reporter accompanies Condescensia Smugspeak as she takes the Big Society initiative to this bleak repository for the underclass, several members of which are standing aimlessly around in the concrete open area outside the tower blocks. Three Youths are standing at some distance from and occasionally glaring at each other. Asking the name of the neare...

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Funny story: Big Society is "Load of Bollocks", says Society

Big Society is "Load of Bollocks", says Society

Society at large has quashed the political myth of a "Big Society" as expounded by the Con-Dem All (Conservative - Lib Dem Alliance). Society, who's very existence had been questioned by a former Tory Prime Minister, made its views known in a seri...

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Funny story: Opening A Door Should Give You Right Of Way

Opening A Door Should Give You Right Of Way

Opening a door towards you puts you at a disadvantage if you have some pushy person from the other side coming towards you who doesn't wait his/her turn. Most people when going through a doorway won't think much of this unless it happens to them b...

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Funny story: Why I hate society

Why I hate society

I believe, firmly and wholeheartedly, that society as we know it is destined for failure. Why, you enquire, I assume, as you are likely to do? Read on, good sirs, and all will become abundantly clear. The following is an article to illustrate my intellectually stimulating point: "It was announced today, in a report published by government-funded focus group Uncommon, that profanity and vulga...

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Funny story: International Council Issues Toilet Seat Use Guidelines

International Council Issues Toilet Seat Use Guidelines

The World Toilet Lid Courtesy Council issued a new set of recommendations for toilet seat use Monday. Citing toilet seat position a the number five cause of divorce worldwide, the council believes their new guidelines will increase family harmony and...

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Funny story: President Bush, Cheney, Gonzales, Rice, and Rumsfield; All members of a secret society.

President Bush, Cheney, Gonzales, Rice, and Rumsfield; All members of a secret society.

Dateline: August 29th, 2007 Reporting from: None of your business!...

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Funny story: Furtive Glance at Friends Penis in Locker Room Makes You Gay

Furtive Glance at Friends Penis in Locker Room Makes You Gay

Authorities from the Society To Regulate Abnormal Impulses and Gay-Homo Temptation (S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T.) have confirmed that even a passing glance at the flaccid penis of another male makes you homosexual.

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