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Funny story: Frankie Howerd on the Coronavirus

Frankie Howerd on the Coronavirus

Good evening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Yes. No. Ah. Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen? Well, I mean. That's stretching it, isn't it. Be honest. Ladies and gentlemen? Don't make me laugh. Don't make you laugh either, by the sound o...

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Funny story: Social Distancing? Hey, No Problem For We Misanthropes!

Social Distancing? Hey, No Problem For We Misanthropes!

Stay six feet away? I do that anyway! Stay home and don't have guests? Ditto! Don't touch anyone? Bingo! Avoid people? You got it! I got this whole quarantine thing down, and I don't even have to change any of my habits! They are already...

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Funny story: Haggis ignore social-distancing

Haggis ignore social-distancing

Coppers have arrested a gaggle of raucous haggis who decided to turn deaf ear to new social-distancing regulations by having a tear-up on Glen Tilt. Authorities arrived at scenes of utter degradation just after one o’clock this morning, after bein...

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Funny story: Married Couples Are Starting To Practice Social Distancing Sex

Married Couples Are Starting To Practice Social Distancing Sex

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The American Intercourse Council has issued some guidelines that it is asking married couples to follow. After much discussion within the organization, they have decided to make a recommendation in keeping with the social-distanci...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman's Self-Quarantine Goes Remarkably Smoothly

Nashville Woman's Self-Quarantine Goes Remarkably Smoothly

Determined to go to any lengths to help “flatten the curve” and curb the spread of COVID-19, Jenny Mason of Nashville, Tennessee, implemented a policy of stringent self-quarantine – which, to her relief, met with little or no resistance. “No one e...

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Funny story: Idaho is the First State to Implement The Social Distancing Act

Idaho is the First State to Implement The Social Distancing Act

POCATELLO - The Idaho state legislature has just passed a law which will prohibit anyone from being within six feet of someone else. The Idaho Social Distancing Act, which requires couples to stay six feet apart from each other, passed by a vote o...

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Funny story: The Sex Toy Industry is Booming Due to The COVID-19

The Sex Toy Industry is Booming Due to The COVID-19

SAN FRANCISCO – The iNews Agency is reporting that the sex toy industry is experiencing the greatest boom in the history of sex toys, because of the C-19 social distancing 6-foot rule. Upper Northern Hemisphere Sex Toy Company CEO, Ira Goldenberge...

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Funny story: Social Distancing? No Sweat! Introverts Nail Self-Quarantine

Social Distancing? No Sweat! Introverts Nail Self-Quarantine

While many Americans struggle with isolation and even despair in the face of warnings to avoid social contact, in order to help curtail the spread of COVID-19, one sector of the population is thriving like never before amidst massive social distancin...

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