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Funny story: Sir Fred Goodwin's Windows Smashed

Sir Fred Goodwin's Windows Smashed

The Edinburgh home of former Royal Bank of Scotland boss Sir Fred Goodwin has been damaged overnight. Windows of the house and Mercedes S600 car parked in the driveway were smashed. The police are appealing for witnesses or anyone who may know w...

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Funny story: Fred shreds UK pensioners

Fred shreds UK pensioners

"Sir" Fred Goodwin, disgraced ex-boss of RBS (losses £21 billion) has said he can't possibly be expected to survive on £703,000 per year and is asking for a rise. Because he is only 50 years old, "The Shred" is not entitled to £69.82 old-age pens...

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Funny story: Sir Fred Th'shred unveils new board game - "It can be a good win"

Sir Fred Th'shred unveils new board game - "It can be a good win"

Widdington Games, in conjunction with former Royal Bank of Botchland boss Sir Fred Th'shred, has used part of his enormous pension to develop a game which is set to take the world of board games by storm. Called "Floptopoly", and based on the worl...

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Funny story: Goodwin Pension Problem Solved

Goodwin Pension Problem Solved

Ministers were celebrating today after Harriet Harman found a way to stop Sir Fred Goodwin from taking his £693,000 per year pension. The issue had been a thorny one for the government because ministers had been complicit in the deal which led to Si...

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Funny story: Government Introduces Retrospective Pensions Law

Government Introduces Retrospective Pensions Law

Leader of the House of Commons Harridan Harperson has said that it is unacceptable that members of the Proletariat should have personal pensions, following the outcry over the massive payout to former RBS chairman Sir Fred Goodwin. Speaking on the...

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Funny story: Scot Sir Fred Claims Purse Moths Have Consumed his £16M Pension

Scot Sir Fred Claims Purse Moths Have Consumed his £16M Pension

The Royal national bank has lost 24 billion this last year under the leadership of Sir Fred of Scotland. Most of that loss will fall on the broad but weary shoulders of the islanders of John Bull. When Lord Awl Myners realized that Sir Fred was makin...

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Funny story: Ex-RBS Sir Fred: I'm an innocent penguin

Ex-RBS Sir Fred: I'm an innocent penguin

Ex-RBS boss Sir Fred Goodwin has defended himself over charges he demanded a massive £16m pension pot to get out quick. As Downing Street and the Treasury pressure Sir Fred to give up his £650,000 a year pension, he has rounded on them saying he i...

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