Showing:

Funny satire stories about Shopping

Try another search?

Walmart To Introduce A New Marketing Plan To Attract Richer Customers

Funny story: Walmart To Introduce A New Marketing Plan To Attract Richer Customers

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - Walmart, the world's largest retail and food corporation has just announced a new marketing ploy for 2014. Company spokesperson Kimberley Silverlace informed the members of the press that the company had recently hired a hi...

Read full story View 'Walmart To Introduce A New Marketing Plan To Attract Richer Customers'

Costco woos millennials and illegals

A NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU -- Costco's sales have declined as millennials take their place as adults in society's workforce. Used to living at home and having mom and dad foot their bills, many of the latest generation don't want to own a house, muc...

Read full story View 'Costco woos millennials and illegals'

Runaway Sale at Local Consignment Center--or not

Consignment centers all over Louisville experienced what one businessman said was the "anti Target" effect. Customers infuriated with Target's inability to safeguard their data, even though they became expert at guessing when a woman was goin...

Read full story View 'Runaway Sale at Local Consignment Center--or not'

Dyson invents bagless bags

Funny story: Dyson invents bagless bags

Plastic grocery bags will soon be a thing of the past as the innovative British inventor, James Dyson has patented a bagless grocery bag. The bagless is a centrifugal force based superconducting gravity magnet which works by controlling gravity t...

Read full story View 'Dyson invents bagless bags'

Denny's and J.C. Penney's To Merge And Become Denny Penneys

Funny story: Denny's and J.C. Penney's To Merge And Become Denny Penneys

PLANO, Texas - Retail giant J.C. Penney, which is headquarted in Plano, Texas has just announced a big corporate merger. Penney's will be merging with the Denny's restaurant chain to form a new corporation which is being called Denny Penney's.

Read full story View 'Denny's and J.C. Penney's To Merge And Become Denny Penneys'

Walmart To Drop The Name Black Friday

Funny story: Walmart To Drop The Name Black Friday

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - After yet another Black Friday shopping fiasco where people were shoved, pushed, and attacked, the world's largest retail chain has issued a statement. A Walmart representative stated to the news media that although the vas...

Read full story View 'Walmart To Drop The Name Black Friday'

Some Black Friday Shoppers Don't Pussy Foot Around

Funny story: Some Black Friday Shoppers Don't Pussy Foot Around

NEW YORK CITY - An NYPD policeman said that he has been a police officer for 14 years. Officer Dwayne Peckashevski, 39, said that he has been working security on Black Friday at various department stores for the past 10 years and he has never seen...

Read full story View 'Some Black Friday Shoppers Don't Pussy Foot Around'

Top 22 Least Favorite Shops In The Mall

Funny story: Top 22 Least Favorite Shops In The Mall

The following is a list of what has been voted as the worst stores in the Mall and will probably close right after the Holidays: 1. Burke & Hare's Used Jewelry & Gold Tooth Store 2. Old Navy Beans 3. Things Remembered But Best Forgotten 4. Ferrets R Us 5. Victoria's Succretes 6. Shoes That Stretch 7. Just The Thong 8. Ye Olde Lice Cream Shop...

Read full story View 'Top 22 Least Favorite Shops In The Mall'

Salesmen Find Value in 'Good Cop, Bad Cop'

Coco Deet, 26, a salesman at the new clothing store, Shoppers Unite, recently discovered how effective the technique, "Good Cop, Bad Cop," can be when applied to potential shoppers. "Since the economy has been so bad, our store has really suffered...

Read full story View 'Salesmen Find Value in 'Good Cop, Bad Cop''

Lady Steals Frozen Chickens

A compulsive shoplifter was admitted to hospital in Margate today suffering from hypothermia. Gladys McGurgle of Conker Road was accused of theft from Tesco on Saturday. Police said that in addition to several other items, Mrs McGurgle had taken...

Read full story View 'Lady Steals Frozen Chickens'

Shia LeBeouf Makes Cameo in 'Black Friday IV' Trailer

Funny story: Shia LeBeouf Makes Cameo in 'Black Friday IV' Trailer

Shia LeBeouf plays a sexy, sharpshooting stranger in the new live-action trailer for "Black Friday IV," due out Nov. 7 for playstations and xboxes. The minute-long trailer, set in the post-Thanksgiving Day ruins of a large retail outlet, features...

Read full story View 'Shia LeBeouf Makes Cameo in 'Black Friday IV' Trailer'

Supermarket bans the sale of lads' bags in its stores

Lads' bags will not be sold in thousands of Ladl Stores after the company said that most lads look stupid with such bags. Manufacturers of man-bags are angry that their new line in lads' bags is causing such a storm. "We thought they were a g...

Read full story View 'Supermarket bans the sale of lads' bags in its stores'

Kristen Stewart Goes Ballistic Over A Shopping Cart Incident

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Goes Ballistic Over A Shopping Cart Incident

SAN FRANCISCO - Kristen Stewart flew up to San Francisco to get away from the LaLaLand rumor mills. She recently had an incident where she shoved a reporter for the supermarket tabloid Say What? According to the police report Kristen was shoppi...

Read full story View 'Kristen Stewart Goes Ballistic Over A Shopping Cart Incident'

Woman returns from shops empty-handed

A Headingley woman caused a massive shock when she came home from a shopping spree in Leeds with nothing at all! Leeds is the biggest shopping centre in the north of England, with an estimated 6 million eager customers buying loads of stuff every...

Read full story View 'Woman returns from shops empty-handed'

Walmart's ingenious scheme to push impulse buys

Not to be outdone by Kroger's and some other grocery chains, Walmart has installed "infa-red" sensors in all of their stores, which will indicate the number of customers in the store, which will enable them to close lanes so that all open registers w...

Read full story View 'Walmart's ingenious scheme to push impulse buys'

Women shopping on a budget are urged to shop with cross dressers

Funny story: Women shopping on a budget are urged to shop with cross dressers

A recent survey has discovered that, when it comes to clothes shopping, cross dressers win hands down for finding bargains. "After twenty years of marriage," said Hattie Coates, editor of Fashion Magazine, "I discovered my husband was a cross dres...

Read full story View 'Women shopping on a budget are urged to shop with cross dressers'

Charity shops to start buying each others clothes

Funny story: Charity shops to start buying each others clothes

As the Triple Dip recession bites deeper, and the population at large has even less money to spend on unnecessary items, such as clothes and food, charity shops are starting to feel the pinch previously only felt by first hand shops, such as River Pe...

Read full story View 'Charity shops to start buying each others clothes'

Mall's erroneous "You Are Here" signs result in mass confusion

Several hundred shoppers became disoriented inside a local shopping mall this afternoon, saying erroneous "You Are Here" arrows led them to believe they were there when they really weren't. The confused shoppers were later safely led out of the mall...

Read full story View 'Mall's erroneous "You Are Here" signs result in mass confusion'

Breaking news…

Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
61 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more