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Phillie flight attendant not an 'Annie Oakley'

Funny story: Phillie flight attendant not an 'Annie Oakley'

CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE AIRPORT, PA (ABSNN) - An unnamed Philadephia flight attendant was arrested for disorderly conduct after a handgun in her carry on luggage discharged during a search by the TSA. The weapon fired as the flight attendant showed h...

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Breivik Declared Sane, NRA Make Job Offer

Funny story: Breivik Declared Sane, NRA Make Job Offer

Norwegian mass killer Anders Behring Breivik, who killed 77 people, has been declared sane and has been sentenced to 21 years in prison, the maximum permissible under Norwegian law. However, with good behaviour and no more outbursts about multicul...

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Reasons behind NBC's decision not to live broadcast the London Olympics revealed, dramatic events ensue

Funny story: Reasons behind NBC's decision not to live broadcast the London Olympics revealed, dramatic events ensue

American station NBC refuses to live broadcast the 2012 London Summer Olympic Games. Jonathan D. Miller, the President of NBC Sports, has just announced that NBC had made a calculated choice to air sport events with 6 to 8 hours delay. "Scientific...

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US Gun Laws Not To Be Toughened

Funny story: US Gun Laws Not To Be Toughened

Following another tragic mass shooting in the US, in which twelve people died and a further fifty or so were injured, there have, again, been calls for a tightening of gun control laws. Public sentiment is running high and people are asking how many...

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Dick Cheney, Arapaho Tribe Get Shooting Permissions From Government!

Funny story: Dick Cheney, Arapaho Tribe Get Shooting Permissions From Government!

In Cheyenne, Wyoming today there is much celebration among the Northern Arapaho Indians and former Vice President Dick Cheney who is from the same area and was once a Wyoming Representative in the US House of Representatives. The US Fish & Wil...

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Dorking pheasantry scandal

Funny story: Dorking pheasantry scandal

Dorking, Surrey - "They'd never have dared to boot us out if the Old King was still alive!" was the defiant war cry of Squire Norris of the Polesden Lacey Pheasant Shooting Syndicate upon eviction from the grace and favor terroir. His 100 fellow m...

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Irish Homeowners Can Now Legally Shoot Intruders; Hospitality Urged

Funny story: Irish Homeowners Can Now Legally Shoot Intruders; Hospitality Urged

The legal ruling in Ireland granting this right has gotten mixed reviews. Some think of it as a blessing; others, as a curse. But both sides are united in the belief that good old Irish hospitality should prevail, even in the case of a home inv...

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Prince Philip denies shooting commoner

Funny story: Prince Philip denies shooting commoner

Following the discovery of a dead body on their Sandringham estate, the Royal Family has categorically denied that the body is that of a member of the public who was shot by Prince Philip. The Prince, who had spent Christmas in hospital followin...

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Yemen takes the lead in dealing with Occupy Wall Street protesters: shoot them dead

Funny story: Yemen takes the lead in dealing with Occupy Wall Street protesters: shoot them dead

SANAA, Yemen--President Saleh, who's been dealing with Occupy Wall Street protesters since before they were called that, decided two days ago to have his troops open fire on protesters in hopes of putting an end to the silliness. Calling for the p...

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Bwahaha! Another royal corgi drops dead on holiday

Funny story: Bwahaha! Another royal corgi drops dead on holiday

Scotland - The Queen is inconsolable - borderline suicidal - at the death of her beloved pooch Dorky this weekend. On Sunday night she locked herself in her bedroom and drank three bottles of Creme de Menthe to cheer herself up after 'the incident...

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Enforcement Droid ED-209 Kills Company Executive In Horrific Demonstration

Funny story: Enforcement Droid ED-209 Kills Company Executive In Horrific Demonstration

ED-209, the futuristic police Enforcement Droid designed and operated by OCP, today went berserk and killed a high ranking company executive. The board meeting was going well, when Senior President Dick Jones demonstrated his latest creation, the...

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Ashley Cole Shoots - It's in the Back of the Neck!

Funny story: Ashley Cole Shoots - It's in the Back of the Neck!

As a defender, Ashley Cole doesn't get many shooting opportunities. So when one comes along he tries to make it count. At a training session last weekend, it has been reported that the Chelsea player accidentally shot and injured a student with a...

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Study Finds America is Second Most Violent Country

Funny story: Study Finds America is Second Most Violent Country

Washington, D.C. - America has fallen behind. No, not in education, healthcare or quality of life. The US is now the second most violent country in the world. So, who is the most violent? The answer is a bit surprising. Would you believe Luxembo...

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Shooting in Arizona Leaving 6 Dead, While Bombing in Afghanistan Leaving 100's Dead

6 people dead in Arizona? This story just cannot get out of the news; it's abit of an attention whore. While the shooting in Arizona left 6 dead, the bombing of a school in Afghanistan, left about 20 times more than bodies than the Arizona shoo...

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Rep. Giffords Saved By Risky "Six Million Dollar Man Doll" Surgery

Funny story: Rep. Giffords Saved By Risky "Six Million Dollar Man Doll" Surgery

Surgeons treating U.S. Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords in the aftermath of last week's shooting are "cautiously optimistic" about her recovery despite the "devastating" nature of her wound, and they owe it all to a controversial experimental surgery...

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Palin Explains Mix-up in Map Displayed on SarahPAC Website

Funny story: Palin Explains Mix-up in Map Displayed on SarahPAC Website

"Oh gosh, when I woke up Sunday morning, I was just horrified to see my US map with the gun sites directed at US states and names of lawmakers printed below," claimed a somewhat contrite Sarah Palin in attempting to explain the offending map posted o...

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"Shoot an M16, help remove Gabrielle Giffords from office": Spokesman for campaign rival sees "no connection" to Saturday's shooting

Funny story: "Shoot an M16, help remove Gabrielle Giffords from office": Spokesman for campaign rival sees "no connection" to Saturday's shooting

Tucson, AZ - In the wake of the shooting of Arizona Representative Gabrielle Giffords, in which six people were killed and 13 others were injured, a spokesman for Giffords' Republican opponent dismissed claims that the 2010 campaign's heated rhetoric...

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Lousy Right-Wingers Mistake Shooting as 'Sign from Lord'

TUSCON, AZ - After one child was killed and Democrat Gabrielle Giffords was hospitalised during a shooting, many conservatives are saying it is a sign from God. "Lookie here," said one, "I was doing my sister when I heard the good news! First this...

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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