The announcement today from Iran that they had publicly hung a soccer wag, the mistress of a former soccer star, has sent a tremor of terror and trepidation though the sports world, especially in the UK where the practice of being a 'temp' has beco...
AL-AWWAMIYA, Saudi Arabia - A teenage girl was attacked by a stray camel and after reporting the incident to the police she was arrested and punished by a judge --- she was sentenced to over 90 lashes while the camel was chased off to chew cud in th...
Yet again proving that Britain is a shining example of the success of multiculturalism, details have emerged of a network of weekend schools which teach Sharia Law to children as young as six years old. The schools, which run the length and breadt...
In a shock statement today, Wolverhampton County Council have announced that they are to adopt Sharia Law principles in their day to day administration of council business. The Council statement, presented today by local Muslim councillor, Ahmed...
Prince Charles, 'electrified' (sic) his audience of Oxford 'scholars' today by touting that the Muslim religion was the most attuned to nature, an a belief if followed would most likely to save the world from its industrialized excesses. His...
(Defecated News) Old Labour back in the day when they were socialists, created the NHS as a fair way to allow poor lazy people to get free treatment off the back of hard-working tax-payers. It worked well. The poor sponged off the state and got every...
SAUDI ARABIA (Defecated News) - A British man was executed last night after a failed last minute bid by diplomats and ministers to have him set free. Tony Hart (18) of Birmingham was arrested last week after Saudi police responded to locals who compl...
Elton John's brother made a statement on national television that he is jealous of Saudi Arabian men because they have four wives in their marriage. Elton John's brother nick named "Lonely Willy" said he has been a homosexual since the age of sev...
Islamabad, Pakistan - Pakistan President Zardari today welcomed Ministry Of Defence (UK) proposals regarding the liberation of north west Pakistan from the evil clutches of the Taleban. Pakistani authorities conceded that they had virtually lost c...
"The entire planet will be governed by Sharia Law by the year 2015," according to garden centre worker Ted Newby of Stourbridge. "And what's wrong with that? Sounds like a bit of a laugh to me." At which point we withdrew, fearing that Newby didn'...
Toronto - Officials have announced that, after extensive pressure from the public, Canada is to introduce Shania Law. The new law, named after Canadian country singer Shania Twain, will be introduced on July 1 this year. "Some citizens were reall...
Rightwing radio and the FUCX semi-news channel have reported that the most extreme Islamic religious regulation has been passed by the Democrat Congress and signed by the President named after Mohammed's grandson. Rust Limberger said that as he h...
London/The Guardian - Despite the declaration from a Saudi Arabian cleric who said that Mickey Mouse was "one of Satan's Soldiers", Minney and Mickey Mouse agreed to submit their counter claims of domestic abuse to the newly recognized UK Sharia Co...
London/Sunday Times - The Armada couldn't do it, the Luftwaffe couldn't do it, Goebels couldn't do it, Russian Spy Sex Scandals couldn't do it, but Britain's OWN courts DID it....subject this Brave Island Bastion of Independence in one stroke of...
The recent meeting of the world's governing cricket body the ICB has proposed that Sharia law be used in borderline leg before wicket decisions.
Saudi Arabia has announced that, in a landmark reciprocal agreement with the British government and the Church of England, it will introduce British Law in place of Sharia Law from next month. The move comes after Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop...
Canary Wharf - (AssoCIAted Mess): The treasury is in panic lockdown mode this weekend following the news that the First Sharia Banking Corporation of London has gone bust and is likely to need a whopping great big £50 billion hand-out just l...
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