In an amazing story it has been revealed that Cerys Matthews, 39 from Cardiff in Wales, has not been arrested by Police today.
Dewesbury, W Yorks - (Ass Mess): Shannon Matthews' mother planned a 'shameless' lobbying of A-List celebs like the Pope and Gorgon Brown according to the reports.
Karen Matthews, the mother of little Shannon Matthews, the girl who went missing for three weeks, has herself been arrested by West Yorkshire Police in Dewsbury, and charged with being a 'slapper'
In blatant plagiarism Terence Cloth reports that the British hide and seek champion, Shannon Matthews, is trying for European glory.
(Up North) Earlier reports that Shannon Matthews, the 9-year-old schoolgirl missing for three weeks, had been abducted by West Yorkshire Police, were innacurate says a police statement. The gi...
Shannon Matthews, the nine-year-old schoolgirl who was found by police after going missing for three weeks, has been abducted by the policemen that found her, according to reports from local residents.
National newspapers were described as 'overjoyed' at the news that their 'really good story' had been found safe and well after going missing for three weeks. The story disappeared from newspapers without a trace and the editors had...
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