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Funny story: Rolling Stone's son Lucas Jagger to co-write first song with Paris Jackson

Rolling Stone's son Lucas Jagger to co-write first song with Paris Jackson

Los Angeles - A collaboration between two famous rock stars' children is the brainchild of Colombian singer-songwriter Shakira who spotted the pair's talent following a tip from international tennis ace Rafael Nadal. The Grand Slam champ apparentl...

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Funny story: Shakira and Sofia Vergara Will Both Be Guest Chefs On Gordon Ramsay's "Hell's Kitchen"

Shakira and Sofia Vergara Will Both Be Guest Chefs On Gordon Ramsay's "Hell's Kitchen"

LOS ANGELES - The executives of Hell's Kitchen have announced that two of Colombia's top exports Shakira and Sofia Vergara will be appearing on an upcoming episode of Chef Gordon Ramsay's show. Dryden B. Von Normandy, a spokesperson for HK, spoke...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled, "Lips & Hips Sing The Songs of Justin Bieber"

Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled, "Lips & Hips Sing The Songs of Justin Bieber"

LOS ANGELES - Steven Tyler, the lead singer with Aerosmith and member of the American Idol judges panel has just announced a musical collaboration with none other than the Colombian firecracker herself Shakira. Tyler was quoted in The Showbiz Gaze...

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Funny story: Shakira Says She'd Like For Lys Agnes of America's Got Talent To Be Her Opening Act on Her Upcoming "Hips Across America Concert Tour"

Shakira Says She'd Like For Lys Agnes of America's Got Talent To Be Her Opening Act on Her Upcoming "Hips Across America Concert Tour"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Shakira, AKA "The Colombian Firecracker" is getting ready to go on her Hips Across America Concert Tour and she recently stated that her opening act Kings of Leon has cancelled due to the lead singer's ongoing wisdom tooth problem [W...

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Funny story: Shakira and Sofia Vergara To Star In "The Cuties of Colombia Vs. The Vampires of Venezuela

Shakira and Sofia Vergara To Star In "The Cuties of Colombia Vs. The Vampires of Venezuela

HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Films in association with Sand Castle Pictures will soon start production on Bandini Borrapelli's The Cuties of Colombia Vs. The Vampires of Venezuela. Borrapelli has signed the world's most famous belly dancer Shakira to a...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled "Lips & Hips"

Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled "Lips & Hips"

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Shakira had another sell out performance and this one was at The Cowboy Britches Auditorium in Green River. The standing room only crowd loved the little Colombian firecracker so much that she performed four encores. The sat...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Direct Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, and Shakira In The R-Rated Western "The High Noon Moon"

Clint Eastwood To Direct Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, and Shakira In The R-Rated Western "The High Noon Moon"

SAN FRANCISCO - Clint Eastwood became famous in America for playing Rowdy Yates, a cattle herd ramrod on the television western Rawhide which ran from 1959 through 1965. He later traveled to Italy where he made the infamous spaghetti westerns in...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton, Victoria Beckham, Coleen Rooney, Katie Price Plan Wembley Shocker For Shakira, Imogen Thomas And Pep Guardiola

Pippa Middleton, Victoria Beckham, Coleen Rooney, Katie Price Plan Wembley Shocker For Shakira, Imogen Thomas And Pep Guardiola

As rumours surface that Shakira and Imogen Thomas will be supporting Barcelona in Saturday's Champions League Final, with the whole hearted endorsement of Barca coach, Pep Guardiola, Brit icons, Pippa Middleton (of Pippawatch fame) Victoria Beckham,...

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Funny story: Shakira To Attend Champions League Final - Gerard Piquet Warns Chicharito - "Hands Off!"

Shakira To Attend Champions League Final - Gerard Piquet Warns Chicharito - "Hands Off!"

It appears that Colombian sex symbol, bon vivant, and sometime crooner, Shakira, is to attend the showcase Champions League Final at Wembley on May 28th, in support of her current beau, Barcelona defender, Gerard Piquet. So far, so good - nothing...

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Funny story: Chicharito and Shakira Have Been Invited By Queen Elizabeth To Stay With Her and Prince Philip At Balmoral Castle

Chicharito and Shakira Have Been Invited By Queen Elizabeth To Stay With Her and Prince Philip At Balmoral Castle

LONDON - Queen Elizabeth has stated that she is thrilled that all of the planning for the Royal Wedding is finally behind her. The queen who just turned 85, and her husband Prince Philip who will turn 90, on June 10 both decided that it would be a...

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Funny story: United Want Gerard Piquet Back Because Giggsy Fancies Shakira

United Want Gerard Piquet Back Because Giggsy Fancies Shakira

According to the legendary Manchester rumour mill, Sir Alex Ferguson is preparing to swoop on Barcelona, in order to get Gerard Piquet back to Old Trafford, because United legend, Ryan Giggs allegedly thinks Piquet's girlfriend - diminutive Colombian...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Chicharito Laughs Off The Rumors Of His Break Up With Shakira

Manchester United's Chicharito Laughs Off The Rumors Of His Break Up With Shakira

MANCHESTER - Chicharito was having dinner at the famed French restaurant Le Loins of Joan of Arc when he was asked about the rumors that he had dumped his girlfriend, the fabulously talented Shakira. Chicharito, started coughing. He quickly put do...

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Funny story: Manchester United Purchased In Hostile Takeover

Manchester United Purchased In Hostile Takeover

Manchester United, an English soccer/football club that plays in the Premiere League, has been purchased in a hostile takeover. The club, which has played in Old Trafford, Greater Manchester for over 100 years, will be relocating to Mexico per the n...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Has Asked Shakira and Her Boyfriend Chicharito To Spend The Weekend of The Royal Wedding In Buckingham Palace As Her Honored Guests

Queen Elizabeth Has Asked Shakira and Her Boyfriend Chicharito To Spend The Weekend of The Royal Wedding In Buckingham Palace As Her Honored Guests

LONDON - Queen Elizabeth, the ever so gracious host that she is, has informed two of her favorite people, Manchester United's Chicharito and his erotically sexy girlfriend Shakira, the Colombian singer/belly dancer, to spend the weekend of the Royal...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Confirms That Manchester United's Chicharito And His Girlfriend Shakira Will Be Attending The Royal Wedding

Queen Elizabeth Confirms That Manchester United's Chicharito And His Girlfriend Shakira Will Be Attending The Royal Wedding

LONDON - As Queen Elizabeth continues to make the final preparations for the upcoming April 29 Royal Wedding she was asked by members of the press covering the highly prestigious event about some of the invited guests. The queen replied that out o...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Chicharito Shocked By Girlfriend Shakira's Brand New 'Bikini Line' Tattoo

Manchester United's Chicharito Shocked By Girlfriend Shakira's Brand New 'Bikini Line' Tattoo

MANCHESTER, England - Javier Hernandez Balcazar, who plays for the Red Devils of Manchester United, says that it takes a lot to shock him. But the man known as Chicharito confessed to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News, Neville Twickenbuck, that his girlfriend recently gave him the surprise of his young life. Chicharito said that Shakira had just returned from a 27-city concert tour of Sout...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Chicharito Goes Fishing Up In Wales and Returns With A 70-Pound Goldfish

Manchester United's Chicharito Goes Fishing Up In Wales and Returns With A 70-Pound Goldfish

MANCHESTER - It has not been a good week for the Red Devils of Manchester United as Sir Alex Ferguson's team lost to rivals Chelsea and Liverpool. The team from Manchester managed to score only one goal in each of the two games. One of the sta...

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