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Funny story: Russell Brand Finds Nadya Suleman AKA Octomom Sexy As Hell

Russell Brand Finds Nadya Suleman AKA Octomom Sexy As Hell

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand recently appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and told the host that he is presently looking for a movie script. The disheveled haired Brand revealed that he is itching to get back on the silver screen and star in a roma...

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Funny story: Horseburgers are great for sexy studs!

Horseburgers are great for sexy studs!

The recent "horseburger scandal" "sweep-steaking" Britain is not quite as bad as it seems because hamburgers make people fat and horsemeat burgers make them thin. Nutritional experts have discovered that males and females who have been eating the...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Inaction Threatens U.S. Economy

Lindsay Lohan's Inaction Threatens U.S. Economy

For the last three days straight Lindsay Lohan did nothing bad. She didn't threaten her own freedom by lying, stealing or driving while under the influence. She was low key. Wall Street Investors and Las Vegas book makers were shocked and appalle...

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Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Marriage Hits The Wall

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Marriage Hits The Wall

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - Word out of the World of NASCAR is that Danica Patrick's marriage is starting to sputter. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, Patrick's number 10 race car has hit some oil slicks on the marital race tra...

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Funny story: The Very Sexy Sofia Vergara Off The Market

The Very Sexy Sofia Vergara Off The Market

LOS ANGELES - One of the stars of the hit comedy series Modern Family, Sofia Vergara, has just become engaged to her boyfriend of two years Nick Loeb. Loeb is a Florida businessman who reportedly has dealings in the orange pulp business as well as...

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Funny story: The Lingerie Football League To Hang Up Their Short Shorts Until 2013

The Lingerie Football League To Hang Up Their Short Shorts Until 2013

CHICAGO - Word out of the "Windy City" is that The Lingerie Football League has suspended the 2012 season but plans on returning at full speed in April of 2013. LFL spokesperson Duval Dippingwater, 43, stated that the team owners felt that they wa...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says After She Has Her Baby Her Goal Is To Get Back In Shape And Become The Sex Symbol She Once Was

Jessica Simpson Says After She Has Her Baby Her Goal Is To Get Back In Shape And Become The Sex Symbol She Once Was

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - It appears that Jessica Simpson has now been pregnant for eleven months or so it seems. If she does not have her baby pretty soon, it is going to be born already talking and walking. Simpson's personal physician Dr. Charleston "W...

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Funny story: Justine Bieber volunteers for genetic splicing which will make him manly!

Justine Bieber volunteers for genetic splicing which will make him manly!

LONDON, ONTARIO (ABSNN) - Young Justin Bieber, a heart throb to tweens is a fairly girlish-boy. He is a pale imitation of a wimp; a slow breeze would knock him off his feet. A 98-year-old rag picker would beat his ass in a fight. And Bieber himsel...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Sings "Sexy and I Know It" in Shower

Mitt Romney Sings "Sexy and I Know It" in Shower

A Mitt Romney aid has just leaked some interesting news about the presidential candidate. Seems although Mr. Romney may sing "America the Beautiful" in public, his favorite song while showering in the campaign bus is "Sexy and I Know It," by LMFAO.

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Funny story: Gina Lollo's "cocoa beans" get hot Italian men queueing up for a sizzling cappuccino!

Gina Lollo's "cocoa beans" get hot Italian men queueing up for a sizzling cappuccino!

A Italian barmaid working in a coffee bar, has got local Italian men queuing up for cups of her "sizzling" cappuccinos and the sight of her gorgeous "cocoa beans" hanging out of her very skimpy, sexy outfits. Gina Lollo, makes a mean cuppa cappuc...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Admits To Having A Big Time Erotic Crush On The Twilight Saga's Rob Pattinson

Heidi Montag Admits To Having A Big Time Erotic Crush On The Twilight Saga's Rob Pattinson

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers seem to be competing with each other to see which one can get the most plastic surgeries done. According to a recent article that appeared in the medical publication Say Ahh titled The Wonders and Whys...

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Funny story: Study: Nine out of 10 say "Mona Lisa--NOT!"

Study: Nine out of 10 say "Mona Lisa--NOT!"

HARFOLD, Vt. - In a recent study released by Harfold State College, nine of out 10 college males answered, "NOT!" when asked if the Mona Lisa was hot. The survey was conducted last Friday night in Nate Horner's dorm room where he and nine of his f...

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Funny story: Kim-Jee-String busted!

Kim-Jee-String busted!

The son of late North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Un was spotted by paparazzi shopping for male lingerie in Seoul, South Korea. His bodyguards comprised of fourteen McNoodle employees and seven gypsies. When interrogated by fashoinista...

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Funny story: Miraculously Woman With Two Vaginas Locates Man With Two Penises

Miraculously Woman With Two Vaginas Locates Man With Two Penises

Dating is a slipper slope in the best of circumstances but add a little adversity to the situation and it could seem almost impossible to find a suitable mate. Well a woman with a malady that could be considered a little adversity has found the pe...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Confesses That Being A Sex Symbol Has Its Negative Sides

Heidi Montag Confesses That Being A Sex Symbol Has Its Negative Sides

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag recently stated that she knew she had made the "Big Time" last year when she appeared in Staccato Monteverdi's The Naked Cougar of Cucamonga with Rob Pattinson. Montag was talking to Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillo...

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Funny story: Fearne Cotton 'Just Not Sexy Any More' Laments Local Radio DJ Bongo Jamstrangler

Fearne Cotton 'Just Not Sexy Any More' Laments Local Radio DJ Bongo Jamstrangler

Popular local radio DJ, Bongo Jamstrangler, of the 'Breakfast With Bongo!' radio show, on Shyte FM, today launched an astonishing attack on Radio One DJ and TV Personality, Fearne Cotton, by stating that she's just not sexy any more. Jamstrangler...

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Funny story: Close friend of Rebekah Brooks reveals that Rebekah has a crush on Ireland's Darren Clarke. Oldest winner of Open Championship since 1967

Close friend of Rebekah Brooks reveals that Rebekah has a crush on Ireland's Darren Clarke. Oldest winner of Open Championship since 1967

A close friend of Rebekah Brooks has revealed that whilst other women are out there chasing after football stars, such as Chicharito and John Terry, Rebekah has a really big crush on Ireland's golfer, Darren Clarke, 42 years of age. Darren is the...

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