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Funny story: Woman With 2 Vaginas Seeks Man With 2 Penises

Woman With 2 Vaginas Seeks Man With 2 Penises

A one in a million woman with two vaginas is seeking a man with 2 penises. Yes you heard it right a woman with 2 vaginas has discovered she is a little different than the average bear. Hazel Jones was alerted to her difference when a boy friend n...

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Funny story: New Twist for Sex Education

New Twist for Sex Education

A senior Iranian cleric has emphasised the need for women not to dress promiscuously or there would be severe consequences not only for them but for the rest of Iranian society. In a speech made in Tehran, Hoiatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippe...

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Funny story: Recent Die-Offs Force Parents to Search for Alternatives to Explain Sex to Kids

Recent Die-Offs Force Parents to Search for Alternatives to Explain Sex to Kids

Birds are dropping dead at alarming rates. Bee populations continue to dwindle across America as well. In light of these recent die offs, parents who have not yet had "the talk" with their adolescent children are finding it necessary to use another i...

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Funny story: Necrophilia to be taught in schools

Necrophilia to be taught in schools

The government announced today a controversial list of new subjects to be taught in schools in an effort to improve the youth of Britain's sex education. Among the subjects to be added to the new GCSE curriculum will be Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Ex...

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Funny story: Chinese university prof strips bare naked in front of class to teach human anatomy

Chinese university prof strips bare naked in front of class to teach human anatomy

Yang Linchuan of the Sun Yat-sen Academy of Arts and Sciences shocked his classroom full of students by stripping naked. He did this so that they would have a live model to work from. Mr. Yang said he was forced to strip when the female model he...

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Funny story: Toys Rn't Us - Shops take advantage of new sex ed plans

Toys Rn't Us - Shops take advantage of new sex ed plans

Following news that the government plan to introduce sexual education to children aged 8, one toy shop has decided to cash in with their own brand of dildos. A representative of the popular toy shop stated: "The new dildo range is purely for edu...

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Funny story: Ministry of Ed. in Ontario, Canada, proposing Sex Education in Schools for 6 year olds

Ministry of Ed. in Ontario, Canada, proposing Sex Education in Schools for 6 year olds

What is the world coming to when top Politicians in Ontario, Canada, propose to start Sex Education classes in schools as early as Grade 1? These children are only six years old. Naturally some parents are up in arms and who can blame them? Th...

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Funny story: Sex Education In Schools Slammed By Health And Safety Commission

Sex Education In Schools Slammed By Health And Safety Commission

Sex Education in schools in England and Wales has been slammed as 'woefully inadequate' in a report released by the Health and Safety Commission. The report says that too much emphasis is placed on the biological details and consequences of sexual...

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Funny story: Queen Bans Sex Education

Queen Bans Sex Education

In the light of the recent media whirlpool regarding the various views on how undiluted the Sex Education syllabus should be taught, the Queen has decided that "Enough is enough!", and that she had always thought that it was a bad idea, and was impro...

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Funny story: Local Teacher's Sex Education Classes "Too Extreme"

Local Teacher's Sex Education Classes "Too Extreme"

Local teacher, Mrs. Sensual, is in trouble with the authorities again - and this time it has nothing to do with shoving potatoes up her bum. Mrs. Sensual is instead the subject of disciplinary action regarding her 'overly visual' sex education cl...

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Funny story: Parents to be given compulsory sex lessons

Parents to be given compulsory sex lessons

In a reversal of government policy, sex education lessons are to be given to parents. Education Minister Ed Balls proposed the idea after realising that, as a parent, he simply wasn't getting any. Balls, who is married to Cabinet colleague Yvet...

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Funny story: Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip

Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip

SACRAMENTO, CA - Teacher Crystal Defanti shocked students of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school today when, on a fieldtrip to a Sacramento, California area farm, she made "highly inappropriate" references to the genitalia and behavior of farm animals...

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Funny story: Obama Names Maturbating Monkey to Comprehensive Sex Ed Commission

Obama Names Maturbating Monkey to Comprehensive Sex Ed Commission

As Barack Obama reverses each and every anti science and religiously moralistic Bush administration dogma and doctrine, we have seen fall ignorance of intelligent design and the stupidity of stem cell bans. Now finally the onerous only abstinence bur...

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Funny story: Abstinence Only Education program to be Eliminated

Abstinence Only Education program to be Eliminated

President Barack Obama announced today that he will eliminate former President Bush's Abstinence Only Education program and begin a new "Getting Laid is Cool" program. "We will never eliminate the desire for sex", Obama stated during a news confer...

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