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Funny story: Sesame Street Makes Top Ten List of Dangerous Places

Sesame Street Makes Top Ten List of Dangerous Places

Sesame Street is no longer the wholesome neighborhood street that children and their families flock to to enjoy an afternoon of counting and rhyming and learning some fun educational facts. It is becoming more and more a place where you don't want to...

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Funny story: Chilean miners welcomed by 'The Count' from Sesame Street.

Chilean miners welcomed by 'The Count' from Sesame Street.

The Chilean miners are finally being freed, ending their 69-day ordeal trapped underground. Florencio Avalos was the first of the 33 men to be brought to the surface and greeted by the Sesame Street Count in his usual inimitable way; "ONE RESCUED...

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Funny story: Cookie Monster Duet with Coldplay Banned

Cookie Monster Duet with Coldplay Banned

Following a pretty weird video of Katy Perry bulging out of a green dress thing on the Sesame Street, the producers were pretty keen to get some more child-friendly talent into the studios. Unfortunately, as Justin Beiber was busy getting bottles...

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Funny story: Elmo Caught Upskirting Katy Perry on Sesame Street

Elmo Caught Upskirting Katy Perry on Sesame Street

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Katy Perry will not be appearing in the Season Premiere of PBS's Sesame Street. The video was pulled after parents complained of too much cleavage being shown by Ms. Perry. After pulling the segment, it was discovered that Elmo had...

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Funny story: Real Bert And Ernie To Marry In San Francisco

Real Bert And Ernie To Marry In San Francisco

Not only are Bert and Ernie gay, so are their voices! Although denied by PBS for many years now, the two puppets, Bert & Ernie are finally ending the rumors by getting married this week in California. Not only that, but their voices, Sammy...

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Funny story: The Muppet Wars, Chapter 4: Elmo, Baby and the Down Low Girls.

The Muppet Wars, Chapter 4: Elmo, Baby and the Down Low Girls.

Elmo's life began to turn around when he was introduced to a green triceratops named Frances "Baby" Houseman. Frances came to the Children's Television Workshop studios to audition for a role on Sesame Street, while playing the role of "Fang, the Man-Eating Dinosaur" on a series of home videos called "Barney and the Backyard Gang," which starred Sandy Duncan. "That was the summer of 1989 - w...

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Funny story: The Muppet Wars. Chapter 3: Elmo; Behind The Illeism.

The Muppet Wars. Chapter 3: Elmo; Behind The Illeism.

Elmo was a failure, initially. Debuting in a non-speaking role as "Baby Monster" in 1972, the furry red monster with large white eyes and an orange nose did not hear from PBS' now flagship show, until he was teamed with Kevin Clash in 1984. Sesame Street staff writer Nancy Sans once described Elmo's rebirth: "Elmo used to hang around the set, helping set designers, giving the lighting crew back...

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Funny story: The Muppet Wars. Chapter 2: The 'Neighborhood' Turns To Sh-t.

The Muppet Wars. Chapter 2: The 'Neighborhood' Turns To Sh-t.

When Sesame Street debuted in 1969, Mister Rogers' Neighborhood had already been airing on PBS for two seasons. As the elder statesman, Rogers wasted no time bullying the cast and crew of the show he characterized as "Puppets Singing Numbers." "It was stupid sh-t, really," said Muppetmaster Frank Oz, who, in recent years, has taken to wearing a 'Yoda and Grover are NOT the same voice!' T-shirt...

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Funny story: The Muppet Wars. Chapter 1

The Muppet Wars. Chapter 1

For years, just below the peaches and cream surface of PBS' block of daytime children's programming, churned a seething cauldron of hatred. And the patriarchs of the shows, which are universally recognized at the forefathers of educational children's programs -Jim Henson / Frank Oz et. al of Sesame Street, and Fred Rogers,the creator and host of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood-nearly allowed their hatre...

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Funny story: Obama apologizes to Wall Street: Actually meant to blame Sesame Street for Nation's financial woes

Obama apologizes to Wall Street: Actually meant to blame Sesame Street for Nation's financial woes

Washington, D.C.: President Obama sheepishly apologized today for his incessant attacks on Wall Street over the first 15 months of his presidency. Claiming that he often mixes up the inanimate objects he likes to blame for our nation's troubles, Oba...

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Funny story: Big Bird tears Elmo a new one

Big Bird tears Elmo a new one

Sesame street was this morning cordoned off by police after a serious sexual assault on one of its cast members. Police were first called to Sesame Street in the early hours of this morning after reports of a large drunken yellow bird shouting abu...

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Funny story: Big Bird leaves Coronation Street to go back to Sesame Street

Big Bird leaves Coronation Street to go back to Sesame Street

Big Bird left Coronation Street last night to return back to Sesame Street where she started out. All she needs to do when she returns to Sesame street is put on her Big Bird 8 foot tall yellow outfit. Coronation Street character Kelly Crabtree wh...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Blames 40 Years of Sesame Street's Cookie Monster for Kid Obesity

Dr. Phil Blames 40 Years of Sesame Street's Cookie Monster for Kid Obesity

"You do realize that some critics hold you solely responsible for the current epidemic of obesity in American children today," said Dr. Phil as he spoke with Sesame Street's 'Cookie Monster'. "Now I wouldn't go that far as to blame just you. Diet and heredity has a lot to do with kids gaining weight, too, But, and that's a big but, no pun intended, I do hold your eating disorder and obsession wit...

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Funny story: Big Bird Assaulted While Walking Down Sesame Street

Big Bird Assaulted While Walking Down Sesame Street

New York - Everyone's favorite giant yellow bird is a little black and blue this morning. Big Bird was attacked Saturday night as he returned to his home on Sesame Street. Police reports indicate the attackers were after Bird's childlike innoce...

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Funny story: Oscar the Grouch Angry at Being Snubbed

Oscar the Grouch Angry at Being Snubbed

Sesame Street character Oscar the Grouch professed that he is angry and bitter that he was snubbed for a Swine Flu public service announcement sponsored by Sesame Workshop, the Department of Health and Human Services and Homeland Security in favor of...

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Funny story: Will Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie be bent too far to teach First-Graders about same-sex marriage?

Will Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie be bent too far to teach First-Graders about same-sex marriage?

Alameda, California - As Mrs. Helen Crabtree silently takes down some of her first-grader's finger paintings from her classroom wall to make room to pin up a Sesame Street poster of Bert and Ernie whose arms would be benignly around each other's shou...

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Funny story: Sesame Street hit by Credit Crunch

Sesame Street hit by Credit Crunch

The worldwide hit children's TV show, Sesame Street is suffering at the hands of the economic downturn. The Street, as it's known in entertainment circles, has been a long running educational show using puppets created by the Jim Henson Muppet fac...

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