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Funny story: German Speaking Sepp Blatter Backs Down Over Poppy Ruckus

German Speaking Sepp Blatter Backs Down Over Poppy Ruckus

Sepp Blatter, the German speaking head of FIFA, originally stated that the England National football team could not wear poppies on their football kits during their international match on Saturday. "This has nothing to do with Germany losing the w...

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Funny story: No Puppies says Blatter

No Puppies says Blatter

Fifa President and self appointed ruler of football Slap (me on the head) Blatter won't back down in the poppy scandal. The man who should be at home smoking a pipe and wearing slippers won't listen to anyone on the matter. "You want to wear lit...

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Funny story: NFL Set To Investigate Reports of Romo's Testosterone Shots Prior to Game Time!

NFL Set To Investigate Reports of Romo's Testosterone Shots Prior to Game Time!

Dallas Cowboy's Q-Back (no pun intended) is said to be a target of an investigation of the NFL's Drug Police after it was revealed that the effeminate, fumble fingered signal caller had resorted to several shots of testosterone prior to Sunday's ga...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter announces special events to be added to 2012 olympics

Sepp Blatter announces special events to be added to 2012 olympics

Having come to an arrangement with the International Olympic Committee over a suitable allocation of free tickets and heavily-subsidised (if not completely free) hotels as part of his new term of dictatorship over FIFA, Sad Bladder has announced some...

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Funny story: Capello tips Bent to batter bent Blatter

Capello tips Bent to batter bent Blatter

England manager Fabio Capello has ordered his players to let Switzerland "have some" in the Euro 2012 qualifier. Switzerland is famous for having spawned Sepp Blatter and for making cheese with holes in it. Capello is tipping in form striker Da...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter Announces New FIFA Sponsors

Sepp Blatter Announces New FIFA Sponsors

In the wake of the news that Adidas and Coca Cola are seriously reviewing their future business dealings with FIFA, the world football association's newly re-elected president Sepp Blatter has got his retaliation in first by announcing a new set of s...

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Funny story: FIFA presidential election result a close run for Sad Bladder

FIFA presidential election result a close run for Sad Bladder

The re-election of Sad Bladder as president of international football orgainsation FIFA for a 17th term was a close run for the 92 year-old former Austrian welly-throwing champion. Despite being the only candidate in the election, which was scruti...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole And Imogen Thomas Found In Icelandic Volcano - Eating Cucumber With Sepp Blatter

Cheryl Cole And Imogen Thomas Found In Icelandic Volcano - Eating Cucumber With Sepp Blatter

According to the gossip columns, the trio were found sitting in the crater of extinct Icelandic volcano, Imblofyer, eating cucumber and talking about ticket allocations for the 2012 Olympic Games, by part time explorer, Sir Kenneth Tarby-Dodds. Ta...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter's Dodgy Dealings Revealed

Sepp Blatter's Dodgy Dealings Revealed

Sepp Blatter's Dodgy past has tonight been sensationally revealed after 6 decades of absolute secrecy. The secrecy was necessary because Sepp believed that if the truth about his secret past was revealed, it would undermine his reputation in the wor...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter Tightens Grip On FIFA

Sepp Blatter Tightens Grip On FIFA

Reigning President Sepp Blatter was re-elected unopposed to the post and the 75 year old Swiss lost no time in tightening his grip on the association. The 4th termer, who has been under severe pressure in recent weeks due to claims of bribery and...

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Funny story: The late Osama Bin Laden in running for FIFA presidency

The late Osama Bin Laden in running for FIFA presidency

Just when Sepp Blatter thought it was safe to deposit slush-hush money in his Swiss bank account, a late, second candidate has blown in and declared himself for the controversial presidency of international football association FIFA. The late Osam...

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Funny story: Blatter hopes for "fair and free" election

Blatter hopes for "fair and free" election

Incumbent Fifa Idiot in Chief Sepp Blatter took another step towards securing his already infamous reputation by expressing his desire for a "fair and free" Fifa election. Blatter, will stand unopposed at the Fifa congress in Zurich tomorrow. "All...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter faces long, hard election to FIFA

Sepp Blatter faces long, hard election to FIFA

Sepp Blatter, chief gropenfuhrer of football association FIFA, faced an uphill struggle in the presidential election for the organisation. With a huge field of candidates of just himself for the post, including current incumbent Said Bladder, and...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter denies 'having it off' with camel

Sepp Blatter denies 'having it off' with camel

FIFA president Sepp Blatter is to be hauled before by The Ethics Committee again. Despite body swerving the bung charges, Sheep Bleater's recent 'activities' are making him look like a 'goner'. The 'football Godfather' is being accused by a s...

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Funny story: "Sepp Blatter And Colonel Gaddafi Are Same Person" Claim Sensation

"Sepp Blatter And Colonel Gaddafi Are Same Person" Claim Sensation

After Sepp Blatter's "Crisis, What Crisis ?" press conference in Zurich last night, an increasing number of commentators are suggesting that the FIFA president and the Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi are one and the same person. There are certainly...

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Funny story: Blatter coronation set for Wednesday

Blatter coronation set for Wednesday

Despite the continuing scandal of corruption allegations in FIFA, President Sepp Blatter is set to be crowned President in an unopposed election on Wednesday. Speaking from his Zurich mansion, surrounded by nubile concubines, and smoking a "Behike...

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Funny story: FIFA more corrupt than the Mafia.

FIFA more corrupt than the Mafia.

The FIFA bribes probe kicked off big time yesterday when president Sheep Bleater was put in the frame. Mohamed Bin Laden, who is challenging Sheep Bleater for the Godfather role in the firm, demanded the Old Bill search Bleater's lock up for 'brow...

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