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Funny story: My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 22nd April 2012 - Two

My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 22nd April 2012 - Two

Monday 16th April 2012 * Shock of the Spoof being down when I tried to open it, was not as bad as last time. * Had bath, did teggies, shaved, had crap and changed into glad-rags, and went over the road to grope Margaret. (In my dreams!) * Walked to get some nosh, and got the tram back. I hope someone found my fingerless gloves wot I left on the tram platform seat and has made use of them. Tu...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 15th April 2012 - Two

My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 15th April 2012 - Two

Monday 9th April 2012 * Up at 0300hrs - To the WC, cup of tea, pain killers, to the WC, on the Spoof, up to the WC, spill tea over me knees... luckily it was no longer hot, to the WC... usual morning up to now (0505hrs). Tuesday 10th April 2012 * Up and on the web at 0020hrs this morning. Determined to keep any senior moments to a minimum! Wednesday 11th April 2012 * Went over too see Ste...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments for W/E: 15th April 2012

My Senior Moments for W/E: 15th April 2012

Monday 9th April 2012 * Up at 0300hrs - To the WC, cup of tea, pain killers, to the WC, on the Spoof, up to the WC, spill tea over me knees.. luckily it was no longer hot, to the WC... usual morning up to now (0505hrs). Tuesday 10th April 2012 * Up and on the web at 0020hrs this morning. Determined to keep any senior moments to a minimum! Wednesday 11th April 2012 * Went over too see Stew...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 25th March 2012

My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 25th March 2012

My Senior Moments This Week Monday 19th March 2012: * Went on the 99p shop, carefully limiting my spending to under £5. 1x Air spray, 2x bird seed, 1x Nougat (for the girls at the blood centre on Tuesday) and 1x Disinfectant. When she asked me for £7.98, I foolishly paid her then realised something was amiss! I did not leave the checkout, but while waiting for hwer to serve other custome...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 18th March 2012

My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 18th March 2012

My Senior Moments This Week Monday 12th March 2012: * Up at 0300hrs - Went to the WC. Updated reminders and medical diary in readiness for visit to GP, re ticker monitoring device being fitted. Felt peckish, put pastie in oven. Went to the WC. Went on Spoof, did diaries, found some Snippet ideas, and went to the WC. Took out the burnt pastie from the oven. * Went to see Doctor, got prescrip...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments - W/E 4th March 2012

My Senior Moments - W/E 4th March 2012

Sunday 26th February 2012 * Fell asleep, and woke up as I was falling out of the chair! How? - No idea, but the pan of soup got burnt while all this was going on. Monday 27th February 2012 * Tried again to get rid of the alarm I accidentally set on the DAB radio, and lost the one preset I had. * Searched in vain for my mobile phone, still looking. Tuesday 28th February 2012 * Found mob...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 26th February 2012

My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 26th February 2012

Selected Senior Moments suffered by a Nottingham Senior Citizen. In the hopes of raising a laugh at them, and making them easier to live with. Sunday 19th February 2012 PM * Poured orange juice into tea instead of milk. Monday 20th February 2012 * Yet again caught talking to pigeons as I fed them, this time by a member of the street cleansing crew, who gave me a puzzled and con...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 19th February 2012

My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 19th February 2012

Selected Senior Moments suffered by a Nottingham Senior Citizen. In the hopes of raising a laugh at them, and making them easier to live with. Sunday 12th February: * Woke up, went into kitchen and thought 'That's nice, it's not so cold this morning'. I'd left the oven on all night! * Made a cuppa, then put the tea bags in the fridge and left the milk out? * Put me Impetigo cream on me lesi...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments this week - W/E 4th February 2012

My Senior Moments this week - W/E 4th February 2012

29th January 2012: * An original first time effort for me this morning: I squirted Ibuprofen Painkilling gel onto my toothbrush, but thankfully I noticed before I started searching for my few remaining teeth to start cleaning them. I decided to store the gel in another area to avoid this happening again. * Could I find the pain-gel to put on me knees tonight? - Could I 'eck as like! Still search...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments this week - W/E 28th January 2012

My Senior Moments this week - W/E 28th January 2012

Sunday 22nd Jan 2012: * No Senior Moments to report today, unless of course, had one occurred that had taken affect at a later time, that my limited observational and memory cells had missed, by which time I would have become aware of its happening in which case it may be recorded elsewhere in this log, if I remember it. (I think)] Monday 23rd Jan 2012: * Caught bus to go to the dentist appoi...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments this week - W/E 22 January 2012

My Senior Moments this week - W/E 22 January 2012

Weekly Senior Moments: Temporary mental lapses(humorously attributed to the gradual loss of one's mental faculties as one grows older, and medical conditions causing embarrassments). of a Nottingham Man (using the term man loosely), who's impecuniousness, is critical, his education minimal, his Social Skills none-existent, his age old, his health dubious, his looks horrendous, is bald, short, pot-...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments - W/E 15th Jan 2012

My Senior Moments - W/E 15th Jan 2012

Weekly Senior Moments: Temporary mental lapses(humorously attributed to the gradual loss of one's mental faculties as one grows older). of a Nottingham Man (using the term man loosely), who's impecuniousness, is critical, his education minimal, his Social Skills none-existent, his age old, his health dubious, his looks horrendous, is bald, short, pot-bellied, bespectacled, hearing aids wearer, cur...

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