COLUMBUS, Ohio - The state of Ohio has just passed a new law regarding criminal mug shots. State Senator Alyssa Wordwiggle, 43, [D-Cincinnati] spearheaded the law referred to as The Senator Alyssa Wordwiggle Smiling Mug Shot Law, after she was app...
OKLAHOMA CITY - After a heated debate in which two state senators nearly came to blows, the state of Oklahoma has voted to replace the educational term sex education. State Senator Bella Irene Tannerfrip, 65, [R-Tulsa] stated that the vote came ou...
JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri - The state known as The Show Me State has just voted to ban the practice of facial tattoos. State Senator Dominic Crackerwine [R-Joplin] stated that the state senate vote was 23-11 in favor of doing away with the facial i...
Washington DC: A Washington DC newspaper has obtained a recording of a White house meeting between President Obama and his National Security Advisor discussing the use of armed unmanned drone aircraft against terrorists. The paper published a transcript. President: What's the latest rationale for unmanned drone strikes? National Security Advisor: Drone strikes are to be used only against ove...
Republican Senator Atit Again has shocked America with his justification of murder 'if the person wanted it all the time'. The Senator claimed that many people, especially women who were attractive, wanted to be murdered. It was part of a real man...
West Virginia Sen. Robert Byrd, 92, was discovered dead in his Senate seat yesterday, explaining his recent string of abstentions when votes were taken but leaving open the age-old question of precisely how to determine a dead Senator from a live one...
A hearing aid company announced today that it was giving state of the art hearing aids to the Democratic delegation in the US Senate. A company spokesman stated the following: "With the uproar going on over health care reform it seems that many...
Tehran, Iran - A judicial recount in Iran has had a very improbable outcome. Minnesota State Senate hopeful, Al Franken, has posted an overwhelming majority over incumbent President Mahmoody Ima Dinnerjacket. Said Franken, "Oh my Allah! I didn't...
Samurai Senator Bob Corker from the Japanese car colony of TenaNissanasee helped carjack the bailout of the US auto industry to protect the low wages and no benefits of his state's wage slaves. Corker and other southern aristocrats saw their opportun...
Pittsburgh, PA (Pittsburgh Gazeete) - Former Presidential candidate John Kerry has flip-flopped once again.
Today Senator Barack Obama wrote new words to the Brecht/Weill composition 'The Alabama Song', previously performed by such artistes as The Doors and David Bowie, and here they are:...
Washington, DC - From its headquarters on K Street, the campaign of Senator John Sidney McCain released the lyrics to his honest new campaign song: "Yes We Fear".
The world of American politics, is, I am sure you would agree, a mish mash of back stabbing punctuated with inuenndo and hearsay. Point in question the elegibility of Senator John McCain to run for President.
In a new series for TheSpoof.com this reporter has searched high and low for former suitors, dates and "steadies" of the leading democratic Candidate, Senator Clinton.
COLUMBIA, SC - Senator Hillary Clinton in a speech to the Farm Workers of America gave some background to the 35 years of experience that she believes makes her the most qualified to be the next Democratic Presidential nominee; here is part of that speech:...
Websmuggler.com has snagged the first interview with Senatorette Clinton since she announced her candidacy for President.
Washington insiders were not surprised today after senator Craig announced that he would go to work for fast lube-job specialists, Jiffy Lube.
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