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Funny story: Justin Bieber Admits He Fantasizes About Taylor Swift

Justin Bieber Admits He Fantasizes About Taylor Swift

TARZANA - Justin Bieber traveled to Tarzana to meet with Dr. Ottoman Buxton, a highly-respected therapist. Bieber confessed that Dr. Buxton had been recommended to him by Charlie Sheen who said that Dr. B had done wonders for him, his career, his...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is The Reason She Cancelled Her Australian Concert Tour

Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is The Reason She Cancelled Her Australian Concert Tour

BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez, who is 21, has just announced that she has decided to cancel her upcoming tour of Australia. The former Disney star who appeared in the hit show The Wizards of Waverly Place talked to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywo...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Cancels Tour Under Doctor's Orders!

Selena Gomez Cancels Tour Under Doctor's Orders!

Selena Gomez has announced that she is cancelling her tour overseas and will have tests ran to see what her problems are all about. "I simply do not feel like that tour and I wanted it very much", she told reporters. "I don't know what is wrong. I...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Tells Piers Morgan That He's Hanging Up His Microphone

Justin Bieber Tells Piers Morgan That He's Hanging Up His Microphone

NEW YORK CITY - The Canadian pop singer and hip hop wannabe Justin Bieber appeared on Tonight With Piers Morgan. The highly troubled singer told Morgan that all of the recent headline stories he has made have finally taken a toll on him. He sai...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Convinces Her BFF Selena Gomez To Apologize For Using The F-Word During Her Concert

Demi Lovato Convinces Her BFF Selena Gomez To Apologize For Using The F-Word During Her Concert

LOS ANGELES - Demi Lovato says that she owes a lot to her BFF Selena Gomez who was there for her the three months she spent in a rehab clinic. Demi and Selena both share a love for carne guisada and bean breakfast tacos, chicken flautas, and fajit...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Angrily Drops The F-Bomb At A Concert

Selena Gomez Angrily Drops The F-Bomb At A Concert

LOS ANGELES - Selena Gomez performed at the Annual KIIS-FM Jingle Ball and was really excited since she heard that Vice-President Joe Biden and is wife Jill were going to be in the audience. After Selena began her first song, the microphone cut ou...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Disses Justin Bieber's New Song

Selena Gomez Disses Justin Bieber's New Song

NEW ORLEANS - Selena Gomez recently said that she has never been happier now that she is no longer having to babysit her former boyfriend Justin Bieber whom she said is 19 going on 9. Gomez had just finished performing at the Voodoo Arena in New O...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Confesses He Has A Crush On Demi Lovato

Justin Bieber Confesses He Has A Crush On Demi Lovato

LOS ANGELES - Close friends of Justin Bieber are starting to make bets as to how long before the Canadian kid has a total and complete meltdown. Bieber went to South America and single-handedly virtually destroyed the sovereign relationships that...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Says Ex-Boyfriend Justin Bieber Is Becoming The White Chris Brown

Selena Gomez Says Ex-Boyfriend Justin Bieber Is Becoming The White Chris Brown

CUCAMONGA, California - Selena Gomez was overjoyed at the fabulous reception that she received during her concert in Cucamonga's Santa Ana Winds Arena. After the show, which featured the British hip hop band Blokes 2 Chaps as her opening act, she...

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Funny story: Disney Studios Latest Concept: Floozy Factor

Disney Studios Latest Concept: Floozy Factor

The public has seen Disney churning out "Girls and Boys Next Door Gone Bad"types for years now. These stars like Aguilera, Spears, Timberlake, Lohan, Bieber, Cyrus, and Gomez, have been keeping celebrity hounds and the media frenzied year after year...

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Funny story: Jenny McCarthy Reveals That Justin Bieber Called Her Up and Asked Her Out On A Date

Jenny McCarthy Reveals That Justin Bieber Called Her Up and Asked Her Out On A Date

NEW YORK CITY - Barbara Walters of The View has expressed that she is very happy with how the new kid on the block Jenny McCarthy has been able to fit right in as one of the members of their hit talk show. McCarthy has stated that landing the gig...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Reveals A Secret About Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez Reveals A Secret About Justin Bieber

DALLAS - Selena Gomez traveled to Dallas to visit some relatives when she ran into Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors. Miss V asked Gomez if she ever misses Justin at all. She smiled and said that she stopped missing him when he began to act like a whi...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order

Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order

TARZANA - Saying that she has had enough of the little hip hop singer wannabe from Canada, Selena Gomez has just informed the entertainment media that she is seriously considering putting a restraining order on ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber. Gomez sa...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Comments That She Is Tougher Than Justin Bieber

Chelsea Handler Comments That She Is Tougher Than Justin Bieber

NEW YORK CITY - Chelsea Handler flew to the Big Apple to visit an old high school friend who lives in Manhattan. As the two walked in Central Park, Chelsea was approached by a reporter with Celebrity Globe Magazine. The reporter Pia Confetti as...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Admits He Is Seriously Thinking About Getting Into Rehab

Justin Bieber Admits He Is Seriously Thinking About Getting Into Rehab

VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend of Justin Bieber, the 19-year-old singer, whose personal life has been up and down more times than Chelsea Handler's undies says he wants to slow down. Bieber seems to have adopted a life style which...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order

Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order

VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend of Selena Gomez, the young singer is fed up with ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber begging her to take him back. She was recently interviewed by Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine and she made it clear...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson, Selena Gomez, and Gary Busey To Star In a Vampire Comedy "The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld"

Rob Pattinson, Selena Gomez, and Gary Busey To Star In a Vampire Comedy "The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld"

BURBANK - Twilight Saga series star Rob Pattinson and Selena Gomez have just signed to appear in Luigi Luigiani's classic Vampire comedy, The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld. The film is being produced by Lions Door Films in association with Clou...

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