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Funny story: Richard Sherman Says Justin Bieber Needs To Be Deported

Richard Sherman Says Justin Bieber Needs To Be Deported

NEW YORK CITY - In a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, Seattle Seahawks problem child Richard Sherman has said that the Canadian problem child Justin Bieber needs to be deported back to Canada. Sherman, the trash-talking cornerback...

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Funny story: Several Sports Publications Have Named Richard Sherman of The Seattle Seahawks as The Worst Rodel Model In The NFL

Several Sports Publications Have Named Richard Sherman of The Seattle Seahawks as The Worst Rodel Model In The NFL

NEW YORK CITY - There is no doubt in anyone's mind that Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman is one of the biggest trash talkers in professional football. Even TNT color analyst Charles "Fat Mouth" Barkley, who was a big trash talker when h...

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Funny story: President Obama Calls Up Seattle Seahawks Trash-Talker Richard Sherman

President Obama Calls Up Seattle Seahawks Trash-Talker Richard Sherman

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that the president has made a phone call to Richard Sherman, cornerback with the Super Bowl bound Seattle Seahawks. President Obama told Sherman that he had bett...

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Funny story: Afghanistan To Black Out The Super Bowl

Afghanistan To Black Out The Super Bowl

KABUL, Afghanistan - The government of Afghanistan has just announced that it has decided that it will not be broadcasting this year's Super Bowl game. A representative for the country stated that it was decided to black out the football game betw...

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Funny story: Richard Sherman, The Seattle Seahawks Dreadlocked, Trash-Talker Gets Hit With An NFL Fine

Richard Sherman, The Seattle Seahawks Dreadlocked, Trash-Talker Gets Hit With An NFL Fine

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just made it known that they are not going to be putting up with any diva-like antics from Seahawks cornerback Richard "Motor Mouth" Sherman. The loud-mouthed, quick-tempered Seattle player was fine...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Reveals Which Super Bowl Team She Would Prefer To Twerk

Miley Cyrus Reveals Which Super Bowl Team She Would Prefer To Twerk

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus, who may not have invented twerking but who certainly has put it to use more than anyone else recently met with Rufus Reno, a writer with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. The two had lunch at The Flamboyant Tortilla Res...

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Funny story: World Leaders President Obama and President Putin Make An Interesting Super Bowl Bet

World Leaders President Obama and President Putin Make An Interesting Super Bowl Bet

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just informed the news media about a bet that has been made between President Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin. The leaders of the two most powerful nations in the world have...

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Funny story: The Mayors of Denver and Seattle Make A Very Interesting Bet On The Super Bowl

The Mayors of Denver and Seattle Make A Very Interesting Bet On The Super Bowl

DENVER - The honorable Mayor Michael B. Hancock of The Mile High City has just informed the news media that he and the mayor of Seattle, the honorable Ed Murray have placed a bet on Super Bowl XLVIII (48). Every year it is customary for the mayors...

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Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin Reveals Who He Has Picked To Win The Super Bowl

Russian President Vladimir Putin Reveals Who He Has Picked To Win The Super Bowl

MOSCOW - It is no secret that Russian President Vladimir Putin is a great sports fan. He has always said that his favorite Major League Baseball team is the Cincinnati Reds (no surprise there). Putin has also commented that in football he likes...

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Funny story: An Astounding Super Bowl Fact Regarding Marijuana, The Denver Broncos, and The Seattle Seahawks

An Astounding Super Bowl Fact Regarding Marijuana, The Denver Broncos, and The Seattle Seahawks

LOS ANGELES - Sports writer Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette News has made a very amazing observation regarding the two Super Bowl bound teams. La Bamba pointed out in his publication that the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks are...

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Funny story: President Obama Reveals Who He Is Betting On In Super Bowl XLVIII (48)

President Obama Reveals Who He Is Betting On In Super Bowl XLVIII (48)

SAVANNAH, Georgia - President Obama was in Savannah speaking before a group of retired peach pickers. He told the group that he has always admired Southern pickers and he was not referring to guitar players. The president said that without pick...

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Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Bite The San Francisco 49ers And Are Super Bowl Bound

The Seattle Seahawks Bite The San Francisco 49ers And Are Super Bowl Bound

SEATTLE - There is no doubt about it - the Seattle Seahawks have some of the most devoted and rabid fans in the entire NFL. The Seahawks fans hold the noise level record for a stadium venue with 136.6 decibels which is roughly the amount of decibe...

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Funny story: The San Francisco 49ers and The Seattle Seahawks Will Tangle In The Left Coast's Rain Capital - Seattle

The San Francisco 49ers and The Seattle Seahawks Will Tangle In The Left Coast's Rain Capital - Seattle

SEATTLE - There is a saying up in the Northwest that Seattle and rain go together like Kirstie Alley and Hostess Twinkies. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine spoke to Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson at a local Barbed Wire...

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Funny story: The Arizona Cardinals Upset The Seattle Seahawks 17-10

The Arizona Cardinals Upset The Seattle Seahawks 17-10

SEATTLE - The crowd at CenturyLink Field in Seattle was not a happy one as the final seconds tipped off and their Seattle Seahawks lost to the Arizona Cardinals 17-10. The Seahawks record now stands at 12-3, but as Seattle wide receiver Golden Tat...

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Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Go (12-2) As They Pound The New York Giants 23-0

The Seattle Seahawks Go (12-2) As They Pound The New York Giants 23-0

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Former New York Giants player Michael Strayhan, who is now the co-host of Live With Kelly and Michael, was not a happy Giants alumni as he watched his former team get clobbered 23-0 by the Seattle Seahawks. A close fr...

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Funny story: President Obama Wins A Pretty Good Sized Bet On The Seattle Seahawks - New York Giants Game

President Obama Wins A Pretty Good Sized Bet On The Seattle Seahawks - New York Giants Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is smiling from ear-to-ear as he took the New York Giants and 24 points against the Seattle Seahawks. The Seahawks defeated the Giants 23-0, but the president won the sports bet due to the point spread giving him...

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Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Have The Best Record In The NFL (10-1)

The Seattle Seahawks Have The Best Record In The NFL (10-1)

SEATTLE - There is much joy in the nation's Northwest as the Seahawks from Seattle have improved their record to 10-1 after soundly defeating the Minnesota Vikings 41-20. CenturyLink Field was the scene of much jubilation and high fiving as the Se...

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