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Funny story: Starbucks admits to being Mafia.

Starbucks admits to being Mafia.

In a statement that surprised no one, Starbucks freely admitted to being a Mafia. What they had to say next surprised even top market analysist. Starbucks plans to use their coffee Mafia to their advantage.

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Funny story: Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

A study by researchers at the University of Washington is music to Senator Ted Kennedy's ears. The researchers discovered that Puget Sound in Washington State is beginning to taste like vanilla and cinnamon because of holiday baking.

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Funny story: A Vengeful God Visits Seattle

A Vengeful God Visits Seattle

SEATAC, Washington - Over the past weekend, officials at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport angered God by removing 14 plastic Christmas trees intended to celebrate the birth of His Son, the Lord Jesus Christ. After two day of prayerful reflection...

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Funny story: Rachael Ray Has Thirty Minute Breakdown

Rachael Ray Has Thirty Minute Breakdown

The Seattle Times said it was bound to happen: Rachael Ray has thirty minute breakdown. After whipping up meals on a nightly basis in just thirty minutes for the last five years, including a hour long Thanksgiving supper, Ms. Ray collapsed behind her...

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Funny story: The "Everything That Can Kill You Store" opens in Seattle

The "Everything That Can Kill You Store" opens in Seattle

Seattle, Washington - "If it can kill you - We have it!" is the stores motto. So… what do they sell?...

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Funny story: Memories are made of this

Memories are made of this

Seattle based neurologist Mark Fisher has caused a media frenzy with the forthcoming release of his highly controversial lost memories program.The program claims to not only retrieve lost memories but to create new memories which can be used as a powerful shortcut to learning.The program which is still in its early stages will be rolled out fully over the next 3 to 5 years.The program if succesful...

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Funny story: Lost Ballots found in bulk mail file

Lost Ballots found in bulk mail file

Seattle, Washington, The ability to place things onto a computer disc has resulted in a box of November second ballots being recorded to a CD and then lost. Frederick Fenwick the local judge for the district that lost the ballots said he wanted to...

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Funny story: Boeing Announces Flying Trailers

Boeing Announces Flying Trailers

SEATTLE - The Boeing Company announced Monday that it will begin production of the new T7 'AirTrailer'. Initial sales include a company-record 22 units from the U.S. discount carrier AirSouth.

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Funny story: McDonald's hamburger: crap on a bun, literally

McDonald's hamburger: crap on a bun, literally

CHICAGO, Illinois -- In what experts expected would one day come to pass since they, on numerous occasions, had previously tested for and found excrement in McDonald's "beef" patties, a Seattle woman bit into her Quarter Pounder and got...

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Funny story: Kerry claims Bush stole his act

Kerry claims Bush stole his act

SEATTLE, Wash. - Democratic-nominee-to-be John Kerry has admitted that President Bush is now doing everything the way Kerry said the President should do things and is therefore making Kerry's candidacy moot.

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Funny story: Lesbians Take Over Seattle

Lesbians Take Over Seattle

Brutal takeover "not as cool" as some previously imagined.

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