Friday 30th July 2010.
Today's the day.
Today is the day that the waiting should be over.
For Seaton Carew, today should be the day when he stops waiting and finally finds out his fate.
This morning, however, it is business as usual for the hapless hasbeen as he waits for the decision that decides his fate and puts an end to the wait that has now lasted for over three months.
They came again, not the woman from last time but a man this time.
Last time they came he was not alone but this time Seaton Carew had no one with him. No one to answer the door, no one to lie for him.
This time there was nobody.
So he waited. Waited for them to go. Waited, hiding behind the door, hoping they wouldn't spot him.
They even went to the back door, the wide open back door.
The wait was supposed to be over for local waiting man Seaton Carew last Friday when he had to wait a short wait hoping to be told his fate.
The fate for which he had to wait for so long.
But instead he spent the morning waiting.
He woke before the alarm and then waited for the alarm to sound. As always, he pressed the snooze button and waited again for the alarm. Once it had buzzed for a...
With only one more night to endure before his fate may or may not be decided, Seaton Carew nervously led in his bed attempting sleep.
It may be tomorrow, it may be in three weeks, but the answer must surely come soon.
There was a close shave two days ago when there was a knock at the door and Carew, 41 at the end of the month, was forced to flee and hide behind his kitchen cupboards but he m...
With less than a week to go, four and a bit days to be slightly more accurate, the wait may soon be over for local man Seaton Carew.
With the day of reckoning due to take place this coming Friday, Carew should have to wait no longer to learn his fate, but since his change of mind recently things have been slightly clouded.
The two who saw at the time of the event no longer have to wait to a...
The waiting is all over.
It hasn't finished, it's everywhere.
Twenty five days to go and one would think it would get easier as each day passes, but it gets harder.
Banned from his own home, Seaton Carew is now living the life of a fugitive, but in his own home.
Carew, 41, has decided to risk the wrath of those who make him wait, but now as he sits in his chair, in a house where he kno...
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