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Funny story: Obama, Vowing to Kick Ass, Nationalizes The Bankrupt Texas Rangers With Help from Goldman Sachs!

Obama, Vowing to Kick Ass, Nationalizes The Bankrupt Texas Rangers With Help from Goldman Sachs!

President Obama, batting O for Forever on the Political Scene, was moved to step into bankruptcy proceedings for the Texas Rangers, mired in bad debt caused by imprudent borrowing to sign disappointing players saying "The time to kick some ass is no...

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Funny story: Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!

Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!

Mexico's murder rate went up by six this weekend, now topping 22,600 since 2006, with the discovery of 6 more victims, three who had their 'hearts ripped out' as part of Felipe Calderon's incentive to promote tourism while criticizing Arizona's crack...

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Funny story: Man Bitten in Dog Park, By Another Man!

Man Bitten in Dog Park, By Another Man!

Westchester, New York . . . When police were called to the local dog park to deal with a bite, they assumed that a dog had done the biting. No way! Man's best friends were totally innocent. Believe it or not, it was a man who had bitten another ma...

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Funny story: The Jon Gosselin - Sean Penn Sit-Com "The Little Peckers of Peoria County" Has Been Cancelled

The Jon Gosselin - Sean Penn Sit-Com "The Little Peckers of Peoria County" Has Been Cancelled

HOLLYWOOD - The Ryder Bittermelon and Salisbury Cardoon situation comedy The Little Peckers of Peoria County starring Jon Gosselin and Sean Penn has been abruptly cancelled after only two weeks. The Fox Network said that they had no choice but to...

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Funny story: Space Shot - Sean Penn Signs Up to Be Venezuela's First Astro-nut!

Space Shot - Sean Penn Signs Up to Be Venezuela's First Astro-nut!

Narco Dictator Hugo Chavez was said to be "out of his mind" with happiness after a recent visit from KGB strongman Vladimir Putin who promised to bring Venezuela into the space age with Soviet Rocket Technology. While most westerners consider So...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin and Sean Penn Sign To Star In The New Sit-Com, "The Little Peckers of Peoria"

Jon Gosselin and Sean Penn Sign To Star In The New Sit-Com, "The Little Peckers of Peoria"

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the most under-endowed celebrities in 'show' business, Jon Gosselin and Sean Penn have agreed to star in the Fox Network situation comedy The Little Peckers of Peoria. The sit-com is from the production team of Ryder Bittermelon...

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Funny story: Sean Penn and Danny Glover Wed in Venezuela

Sean Penn and Danny Glover Wed in Venezuela

Caracas Venezuela: The first nuptials of the spring season took place in an ancient Cathedral in this country's Capitol City. Sean Penn and Danny Glover officially tied the knot. President Hugo Chavez, Sean's mentor, gave the brides (or grooms) aw...

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Funny story: Dead Man Walking Shows True Colors In Benefit Q&A Row

Dead Man Walking Shows True Colors In Benefit Q&A Row

Actor/Director Sean Penn showed his true colors last night when he had a reporter forcibly removed from a charity benefit dinner for asking an awkward question. The benefit, in aid of Haitian earthquake relief descended into chaos when Mary Grumbl...

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Funny story: Sean Penn To Run For Office

Sean Penn To Run For Office

Sean Penn, formerly Mr Madonna, has announced that he intends to become President of the United States. The actor announced his plans at a meeting of his biggest fans, held in a telephone kiosk on Sunset Boulevard. As luck would have it, the kiosk wa...

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Funny story: Sean Penn Admits That His Winky Is Exactly The Same Size As Jon Gosselin's 3-Inch Winky

Sean Penn Admits That His Winky Is Exactly The Same Size As Jon Gosselin's 3-Inch Winky

YUCATAN, Mexico - Sean Penn was in the jungles of Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula on an expedition to the Mayan ruins of Los Frijoles Borrachos (The Drunken Beans) when he suddenly began to feel ill. His Mayan guide Goopie Juarez noticed that Penn's f...

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Funny story: Sean Penn seeks Manson interview

Sean Penn seeks Manson interview

Corcoran, California - Sean Penn is seeking an interview with a personal hero and idol of his, Charles Manson, who he has said he regards as "his father". Sean is said to want to star as Manson in a movie he hopes to make about his life and vision.

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Funny story: China Criticizes FED: US Now Printing More $100 Bills than North Korea!

China Criticizes FED: US Now Printing More $100 Bills than North Korea!

Beijing, China/ International Fiduciary News - China's International Finance Minister, Hu Nhu, sounded a serious financial alarm today with the news that for the first time in 3 decades, the US Treasury Department was printing more $100 Bills than Ro...

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Funny story: Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn Separate

Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn Separate

HOLLYWOOD - Actor Sean Penn, 48, has filed for a legal separation from his wife Robin Wright Penn, 43. Sean stated that the reason for the separation is the old standard irreconcilable differences. He was asked to elaborate and the two-time Osc...

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Funny story: Sean Penn To Star In New Three Stooges Film

Sean Penn To Star In New Three Stooges Film

Oscar winner Sean Penn is trading in the drama for some serious laughter (and a few eye pokes) in his next big screen role. Penn will star in "The Three Stooges," a representative for MGM has confirmed to Access Hollywood. He will play "Stooge"...

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Funny story: Got Milk? Sean Penn Lobbies For Harvey Milk Day In California

Got Milk? Sean Penn Lobbies For Harvey Milk Day In California

"Straight" from his best actor Oscar for his performance as Harvey Milk, Sean Penn is pushing the state of California to officially recognize the late gay politician's birthday. State Senator Mark Leno plans to reintroduce a bill Tuesday in San F...

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Funny story: French Film Industry Honors Dustin Hoffman, Sean Penn

French Film Industry Honors Dustin Hoffman, Sean Penn

The French film industry honored Dustin Hoffman and saluted Sean Penn Friday during a ceremony that saw its coveted Jerry Lewis for best film going to Martin Provost's "Seraphine." In all, "Seraphine" took seven Jerry Lewises, the French equivalent o...

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Funny story: Senate Debate: Is Panetta Too White to be Head Spook?

Senate Debate: Is Panetta Too White to be Head Spook?

Langley,VA/ TOP SECRET ( But Published by New York Times Anyway) - Intelligence committee members are embroiled in another battle concerning the appointment of Leon Panetta to head the CIA. The former Clinton Chief of Staff and California Liberal is...

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