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Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers Unveil Their New Star, Reuben Reubenstein, 9

Los Angeles Lakers Unveil Their New Star, Reuben Reubenstein, 9

The Los Angeles area was buzzing with great interest this evening, as the Lakers unveiled their unbelievably-talented new signing, the 9-year-old child prodigy, Reuben Reubenstein, who has joined the team and given up going to school, because he does…

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Funny story: Man Had Friends Who Laughed At French Word 'Fatigué'

Man Had Friends Who Laughed At French Word 'Fatigué'

It's a well-known fact that an overwhelming proportion - perhaps as much as 95% - of the modern-day Englsh language has its roots in French, but one man recalled, today, how his school chums laughed themselves silly at the mere mention of the French…

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Funny story: Principal Under Scrutiny After Defending Hall Monitors' Aggression Against Students

Principal Under Scrutiny After Defending Hall Monitors' Aggression Against Students

Michigan - Principal Andrew McAndrews is under fire this week after reports that he authorized the violent acts seen from his schools hall monitors during this week's football game, and has no intention of apologizing. "We have to do what we hav…

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Funny story: Hamster not looking forward to children returning to school

Hamster not looking forward to children returning to school

Hamster, George Smyth the third, has said that he is not looking forward to the return of the kids, whenever that might be. 'Because lockdown happened so quickly, and because the kids couldn't leave the house, no rota has been sorted out for me li…

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Funny story: Reopen Your Hearts

Reopen Your Hearts

Professional liar and part time politician, Michael Gove, has stated that “schools are perfectly safe to reopen”, then immediately said “the only way to be safe from the virus is to stay at home”. Which is going to be difficult if the government are...

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Funny story: English Teacher Counted Windows In Condo Across The Road To Alleviate Boredom

English Teacher Counted Windows In Condo Across The Road To Alleviate Boredom

An English teacher at a school in Bangkok has revealed how, during lessons with a particularly difficult and unresponsive young child, he became so thoroughly bored, that he regularly counted the number of windows in the condominium opposite. The...

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Funny story: Man Admonished By Colleagues After Releasing Long, Rasping Fart

Man Admonished By Colleagues After Releasing Long, Rasping Fart

A man was counting the cost of assuming that two of his workmates were more liberal than they subsequently turned out to be yesterday, after he ended a lenghty period of sitting down in a computer chair, by standing up, 'cocking' his leg, and releasi...

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Funny story: School Spelling Competition, As It Happened

School Spelling Competition, As It Happened

The gloves were off at one school's 'Spelling Bee' competition on Saturday, and, after a period of preparation that had seemed endless, though, in reality, nowhere near long enough, excitement was at fever pitch as the event got under way. Childre...

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Funny story: Police called after student gave classmate several slugs to the head

Police called after student gave classmate several slugs to the head

Police were called to Johnston Elementary School after a student allegedly fired several slugs at the back of a classmate's head. 7-year-old Tonya Perkins ran to a teacher saying she was shot several times in the head. When asked who shot her, she...

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Funny story: Man Still Doesn't Know What He Wants To Do When He Leaves School

Man Still Doesn't Know What He Wants To Do When He Leaves School

Leaving school and going out into the big, wide world is a huge step in our lives, and a choice has to be made about how we are going to make our way in life, but one man has revealed that he STILL doesn't know what he wants to do when he leaves scho...

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Funny story: US College Offers Unique Service To Parents Of Unruly Sons

US College Offers Unique Service To Parents Of Unruly Sons

A US college is offering a unique service to the beleaguered parents of sons who they are finding difficult to control - it will teach those youths a valuable lesson by delivering a sound physical beating to the miscreants to within an inch of their...

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Funny story: Cricket Star Overlooked By Selectors Again

Cricket Star Overlooked By Selectors Again

A man who considered himself one of the best all-rounders in English cricket, has been left disappointed again, after having been ignored once again by the selectors for England's tour of New Zealand. Moys Kenwood, 56, was, whilst playing for Wold...

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Funny story: Rural "wild dog" school provides an alternative to state-funded education

Rural "wild dog" school provides an alternative to state-funded education

An unusual school in Mississippi is proving surprisingly popular with local families. There are no teachers, no classrooms and no curriculum. The pupils are cared for by wild dogs in a pit in the woods. School governor Jeff Hound explained the ide...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Helps Marriage by Going Gentle Into That Good Night

Nashville Man Helps Marriage by Going Gentle Into That Good Night

After being chided by his wife, Cathy, for being unfeelingly brusque in his communication style, particularly in the late evening hours, Fred Gray of Nashville, Tennessee, learned to go gentle into that "Good night." "When she's lying in bed next...

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Funny story: Greta Thunberg Is Falling Behind At School

Greta Thunberg Is Falling Behind At School

Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old Swedish environmental activist on climate change, who consistently takes time off from school to carry on her work, has been told by her school that she is falling behind others in her class, and needs to address the s...

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Funny story: High School "Hero" Fights "Robot Ninjas" While Protecting Cheerleader's Gum - Recieves "Award"

High School "Hero" Fights "Robot Ninjas" While Protecting Cheerleader's Gum - Recieves "Award"

Wayne, NE - A Blue Valley High School senior here courageously fought off two "robot ninjas" and has been awarded the coveted American Hero Award, all in his own head. What wasn't in his own head was his vow to watch over a beautiful cheerleader's gu...

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Funny story: Man Delayed Going To Work Hoping For Some Catastrophic Natural Disaster

Man Delayed Going To Work Hoping For Some Catastrophic Natural Disaster

A man who hates going to work has told how he delayed going in this morning in the hope that some natural catastrophe such as an earthquake, hurricane, typhoon, monsoon, Biblical flood, volcanic eruption, or fireball from space might save him the bot...

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