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Funny story: Violence in nighttime Paris over Sarkozy money for rubbish and pooh plan

Violence in nighttime Paris over Sarkozy money for rubbish and pooh plan

French police report that there were scenes of violence in the French capital during the night as poor Parisians tried to earn a few Euros. In the afternoon, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, in a speech in the Mediterranean port city of Toulon, h...

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Funny story: France And Germany Learn A Tough European Lesson, Says Controversial Academic

France And Germany Learn A Tough European Lesson, Says Controversial Academic

After centuries of trying to dominate Europe, the continent's two major powers are learning a tough lesson. France and Germany are clearly leading the struggle to sort out the Eurozone's financial woes and everyone seemed to be toeing the Franco-G...

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Funny story: The Sad Story of Pamplona, Spain's Running of The Bulls

The Sad Story of Pamplona, Spain's Running of The Bulls

PAMPLONA, Spain - The Pamplona Chamber of Commerce has revealed that for the first time in its history the chamber has found itself in the red. Chamber of Commerce President Ricardo Bernardo Machismo, 47, spoke at a recent meeting and informed the...

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Funny story: France Mourns Day Of Civility

France Mourns Day Of Civility

A day has passed in Paris without a single demonstration, leaving locals and commuters in a state of disbelief. No one has witnessed Paris so deserted since the day French citizens were called to defend their capital all the way back in 1940. A G...

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Funny story: "I Smell Crude!" Sarkozy & Cameron Race to Libya To Suck Up Spoils of War!

"I Smell Crude!" Sarkozy & Cameron Race to Libya To Suck Up Spoils of War!

It was announced today that British Prime Minister David Cameron and French President Nicholas Sarkozy were about to take off on the next "Great Race" as each prepared a 'diplomatic mission' to Libya to gather up the 'spoils' as both planned to lan...

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Funny story: Disney Embarrassed over International High Five Incident

Disney Embarrassed over International High Five Incident

Scampering to correct an unintended insult to visiting world leaders, executives are busy trying to explain to some G8 countries why it was impossible for Mickey Mouse to give their respective Presidents a "High Five", when asked to do so. Also...

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Funny story: Starkers-trek II: The Wrath of Madame Strauss-Khan

Starkers-trek II: The Wrath of Madame Strauss-Khan

Paris - "Zees feelthy 'oneytrap!" is how Anne Sinclair - aka Mme Dominique Strauss-Khan - put it today as news of her spouse's naked hotel romp suddenly went viral. The IMF CEO is charged with gross sex acts including one of going 'where no man ha...

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Funny story: Cameron Stands Tall Against Quaddaffy, Begs Sarkozy to Lend Britain Some Planes to Enforce No Fly Zone!

Cameron Stands Tall Against Quaddaffy, Begs Sarkozy to Lend Britain Some Planes to Enforce No Fly Zone!

Following quickly in the steps of France's President Nicolas Sarkozy, "GI" Dave Cameron was quick to jump into the fray ahead of US President Obama, begging France to reopen 'Lend Lease' in order to "borrow" some planes to enforce Britain's ambitiou...

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Funny story: France Questions UK 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' Mission to Libya

France Questions UK 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' Mission to Libya

Following the news that the British government was planning to mount a rescue mission to Libya, the French have reacted with disgust. In a tersely worded communiqué, the French Ambassador said that it appeared that Britain was 'acting in her self-in...

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Funny story: Sarkozy Gaffe Evidence Of Real French Thinking

Sarkozy Gaffe Evidence Of Real French Thinking

Nicolas Sarkozy's verbal "slip" when he referred to Alsace as Germany is evidence of the real thinking among France's political elite, says an expert on European politics and history. Addressing a group of farmers he said he wasn't stressing the i...

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Funny story: Zargosi spoof story fails

Zargosi spoof story fails

Paris, France. French President, Nicholas Zargosi, has failed in his bid to write the funniest spoof article for popular website TheSpoof.com. Zargosi submitted a story that lambasted the current monetary crisis in Ireland and also had a cynical word...

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Funny story: Sarkozy's newest immigration policy

Sarkozy's newest immigration policy

Members of the Flying Circus rejoice! Sarkozy's got a new policy to deal with immigration. Fears that Takeshi Castle style policies were outdated have dragged the French President kicking and screaming into the modern world, in which any criminals...

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Funny story: French President Sick of Having to Answer Their Questions

French President Sick of Having to Answer Their Questions

November 23 (Spoof) French President Sarkozy yelled at bunch of reporters because he is getting sick of answering questions about why France can't win wars. "If another one of you jackasses asks me a question about France not having more victories...

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Funny story: Nicolas Sarcozy turns down the Queen's Friend Request

Nicolas Sarcozy turns down the Queen's Friend Request

Diplomatic tension between Britain and France has increased after it was revealed that Nicolas Sarcozy, the President of France has declined Queen Elizabeth's friend request on Facebook. Elizabeth the Second, or Lizzy2 as she is known on Facebook...

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Funny story: Nicholas Sarkoze forgets Who he is dinning with

Nicholas Sarkoze forgets Who he is dinning with

In Nice, France, Nicolas Sarkozy forgot Hu he was supposed to be having dinner with and ended up going to the small house for dinner. The small house was first cheeked for some of the following (but not limited to) human rights activist in the for...

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Funny story: Britain and France to merge?

Britain and France to merge?

An historic merger between the French and the British has stumbled over what to call the alliance. David Cameron and Nicolas Sarkozy met in front of the world's media to announce this historic venture, the most audacious of its kind ever seen in t...

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Funny story: Sarkozy Cites Smallprint After Glasgow Hiccup

Sarkozy Cites Smallprint After Glasgow Hiccup

David Cameron is set to face the condemnation of parliament following scrutiny of the smallprint in the "historic" military co-operation deal with France - which decrees Glasgow as an international nuclear-weapons testing facility. He will follow the...

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