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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Agrees To Do A Nude Layout For A Reputable Men's Magazine

Sarah Ferguson Agrees To Do A Nude Layout For A Reputable Men's Magazine

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, has just been signed to appear in Playguy Magazine. According to Playguy publisher, Brandon D. Hullyboro, 57, Sarah Ferguson is one of the best looking 62-year-old women he h…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York, Chimes In On The Will Smith - Chris Rock Oscars Incident

Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York, Chimes In On The Will Smith - Chris Rock Oscars Incident

LONDON - (Satire News) - The former Duchess of York was recently asked what she thought about the incident at the Oscars, where Will Smith (a black man) went up on the stage before a world-wide audience of millions and ambushed comedian Chris Rock (a…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Has To Change The Name of Her Sex Toy Shoppe To Avoid a Lawsuit

Sarah Ferguson Has To Change The Name of Her Sex Toy Shoppe To Avoid a Lawsuit

LONDON - (Satire News) - The Duchess of York is reportedly upset at the fact that the British government is forcing her to change the name of her brand new adult sex toy shoppe, which she just opened two months ago. Sarah Ferguson said that she ha…

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Funny story: Revloins Hires Sarah Ferguson To Be The New Model For Their New Duchess Red Toe Nail Polish

Revloins Hires Sarah Ferguson To Be The New Model For Their New Duchess Red Toe Nail Polish

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just broken the story that the Duchess of York, aka Sarah Ferguson has just signed a contract with the largest women's beauty company in the nation. Revloins signed Fergie, as she is better known, to ap…

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Funny story: Sales of Sarah Ferguson’s Duchess Fergie Sandals Are Going Through The Roof

Sales of Sarah Ferguson’s Duchess Fergie Sandals Are Going Through The Roof

LONDON – (Satire News) – There is no one in the United Kingdom who is happier at the moment that Sarah "The Red Babe" Ferguson, the Duchess of York. Fergie, as she is known world-wide, has just been informed that sales of her magenta-colored desig…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Is Voted The United Kingdom’s Favorite MILF

Sarah Ferguson Is Voted The United Kingdom’s Favorite MILF

LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Duchess of York seems to keep on getting more popular due to the fact that she managed to survive the highly embarrassing “Toe-Sucking Scandal of 2009,” as well as the "No Panties Scandal of 2013." Sarah Ferguson, who is…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Denies The Rumors That She Has a Solid Gold Nipple Ring

Sarah Ferguson Denies The Rumors That She Has a Solid Gold Nipple Ring

LONDON – (UK Satire) – The woman known as Fergie, wants everyone to know that the rumor about her recently having gotten a nipple ring is positively false. The Duchess of York, did state for the record that she does have a tiny tattoo of a humming…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Has Just Revealed That Donald Trump Once Asked Her Out On A Date

Sarah Ferguson Has Just Revealed That Donald Trump Once Asked Her Out On A Date

LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Bee’s Knees News Agency reports that the former Duchess of York informed BKNA writer Birmingham Cribworthy that the twice-impeached, one term loser Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump asked her out on a date back in 1992. Sara…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Divulges That As Soon As Boyfriend Piers Morgan’s Divorce Is Final, The Two Will Walk Down The Aisle

Sarah Ferguson Divulges That As Soon As Boyfriend Piers Morgan’s Divorce Is Final, The Two Will Walk Down The Aisle

TOTTENHAM, England – (UK Satire) – The most popular power couple in the UK is Piers Morgan and Sarah Ferguson. The two were recently spotted at a pub in Tottenham, sharing a pitcher of Stella Artois Beer. The noted journalist has said that Fer…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Says That Prime Minister Boris Johnson, Simon Cowell, and Elton John Have Visited Her New Adult Sex Toy Shoppe

Sarah Ferguson Says That Prime Minister Boris Johnson, Simon Cowell, and Elton John Have Visited Her New Adult Sex Toy Shoppe

LONDON – (UK Satire) – London’s True Dat News Agency reports that Sarah Ferguson’s brand new adult sex toy shoppe is doing fantastic business. In fact, reporter Reggie Rickenbacker commented that Fergie’s shoppe, known as the Lascivious Lobster Ad…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Denies That She Is Cheating On Boyfriend Piers Morgan

Sarah Ferguson Denies That She Is Cheating On Boyfriend Piers Morgan

LONDON – (UK Satire) – Sarah Ferguson recently told a very close friend that she has never been happier than she is now, and she confesses that she owes it all to her new boyfriend Piers Morgan. The 62-year-old Duchess of York, says that when she…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson’s Adult Sex Toy Shoppe Makes An Astouding £9 Million In Just Its 1st Month

Sarah Ferguson’s Adult Sex Toy Shoppe Makes An Astouding £9 Million In Just Its 1st Month

LONDON – (UK Satire) – Piers Morgan has just announced that there is no one happier in the entire UK than his girlfriend, the former Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson. Morgan noted that his British babe’s brand new adult shoppe named The Lascivious…

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Reveals That His Friend Piers Morgan Is Totally Smitten With Sarah Ferguson

Simon Cowell Reveals That His Friend Piers Morgan Is Totally Smitten With Sarah Ferguson

LONDON – (UK Satire) – BuzzFuzz (UK) has just announced that Simon Cowell stated that his best friend Piers Morgan, revealed to him that he and Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, are really having a really, jolly, old, spiffy, good time dating…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Opens Up An Adult Sex Toy Shoppe

Sarah Ferguson Opens Up An Adult Sex Toy Shoppe

LONDON – (Satire News) – The Duchess of York, has been in the news more in the past two months, than she has in the past four years. Sarah Ferguson, gained some unwanted fame due to the Infamous Toe Sucking Incident of 1992. Fergie was the suck…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson and Piers Morgan’s Hot and Heavy Relationship Rumor

Sarah Ferguson and Piers Morgan’s Hot and Heavy Relationship Rumor

LONDON – (UK News) – iRumors UK, reports that the rumor of journalist/broadcaster Piers Morgan and the Duchess of York Sarah Fergurson having an affair have been confirmed. The two have been denying the relationship, but after the couple was recen…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Says That She Does Not Appreciate Being Called "The Duchess of Pork"

Sarah Ferguson Says That She Does Not Appreciate Being Called "The Duchess of Pork"

LIVERPOOL – (UK Satire) – Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, spoke candidly with Bee’s Knees reporter Birmingham Cribworthy, and told him to please write a column saying that she (Fergie) wants everyone to stop calling her “The Duchess of Pork.

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Funny story: Nude Photos of Sarah Ferguson Have Surfaced In Birmingham, England

Nude Photos of Sarah Ferguson Have Surfaced In Birmingham, England

BIRMINGHAM, England – (UK News)- Scotland Yard has just been informed that a dozen X-rated photos of Sarah Ferguson, “The Duchess of York” have been found in a pawn shop in Birmingham. A spokesperson for Scotland Yard, Wilmington McWax, 43, inform…

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