Sarah Ferguson has aroused the anger and contempt of the British speaking public last night, it was announced. Her jet-setting, celebrity loving lifestyle, despite running up £5 million in debt, was denounced as pure 'in-yer-face disgrace'. Peopl...
Royal shock machines Sorry, Doshless of York, and Andrew, Duke of Hopeless, are set to be exiled as soon as an unsuitable country can be found to accept them. But apparently even the worst places on earth have their limits. Given her fondness f...
Sarah, Doshless of York and Andrew, Duke of Hopeless, are to appear in the lead roles of Danny Zuko and Sandy Virginal Girl in a revival of the hit musical Grease. The pair, always on the lookout for a new opportunity yet uniquely unable to disce...
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
LONDON - Some of the world's richest, most popular, and most influential people will be in attendance on April 29 at the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. David and Victoria (The Beckhams) will be in attendance. David and Samantha (Cam...
Buckingham Palace, LONDON: Prince Andrew's ex, Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, will not be attending the high society bash of the year at Westminister Abbey. Sarah, Duchess of York, also known as Fergie, is persona non grata in some quarters, si...
Royal aides are Googling for 24-hour masonry repair service in Norfolk, after Sorry, Doshless of York, had to be chipped out of a chimney at Sandringham House following a failed bid to regain entrance to the royal circle by dressing as Santa Claus.
Hoping to cash in on the rash of royal engagements, Sorry, Doshless of York, has announced she is engaged to Prince Andrew, but perfectly prepared to call it off for the right price. "Well," sighed one friend of the creative Doshless, "I suppose...
Windsor - (Order of the Gutter): Six months ago he spoofed Fergie into demanding a half a million quid bung for an intro to her feckless ex-husband Prince Andrew. Last night the notorious 'fake shaikh' was at it again, this time impersonating Qata...
Wayne Rooney and Sarah Ferguson have been captured together on the floor of a Manchester nightclub scoring. Fergie shouted in glee as the striker hit home. Wayne told your reporter, tipped off about this encounter, that he felt closer to the Queen...
"Fergie facing bankruptcy" - "Andrew must answer questions" Media headlines are screaming for answers to yet another sordid £500,000 Fergie saga coupled with the dubious role played by Randy Andy - Britain's "roving" Trade Ambassador. Suddenly...
The Hague - (On-The-Rocks): Was virtual bankrupt Sarah, Duchess of York plied with blood diamonds 'like all the other hos' testifying in The Hague this week? Insolvency voluntary arrangement sources said today Fergie's rapacious greed has seen her...
JESUSLAND: Never let it be said that Oprah doesn't have a big heart. In fact, in a gesture of humongous proportions the once-top-ranked, now in the ratings pile dung-heap talk-show host has offered fellow fattie - the Duchess of Pork - her own talk...
"What goes up, must come down" as Sarah Ferguson found out between 1986 and yesterday after she left Camberwell Magistrates court with just £1.20 on an Oyster Card and a copy of "Budgie all at sea" - loaned to her on 'compassionate' grounds. When...
The Duchess of York has had to fire seven of her staff members in an attempt to get back on her feet financially. Meanwhile, the Duke is taking over her finances and removed her credit cards from her wallet. She has to earn them back. The Duch...
Fergie alias Sarah Ferguson, alias ex-wife of a British Prince is officially skint! She's sacked her staff, flogged her heirlooms, refused to appear on Celeb Come Dancing and is so upset that she's decided to jump on a VIP, first class flight to t...
George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer, is preparing his emergency budget for next Wednesday. Following Britain's disastrous showing at the Eurovision song contest a double blow of England exiting from the World Cup in the first round and Mur...
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